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Tall Midget

Post subject: Nas: Champion of the Mediocre White Man (Rolling Thread)

Posted: Mon Nov 13, 2023 9:19 am

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Rex Grossman
Mitch (Pro Bowl QB) Trubisky
Tyson Bagent
Mac Jones
Joe Biden
On deck: Drake Maye

I bet he loves khakis and Chipotle, too!

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Post subject: Re: Nas: Champion of the Mediocre White Man

Posted: Mon Nov 13, 2023 9:22 am

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He's a big fan of me also.

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Posted: Mon Nov 13, 2023 9:22 am

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I am proud to have Nas as my champion!

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Posted: Mon Nov 13, 2023 9:48 am

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Chipotle is awesome.

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Posted: Mon Nov 13, 2023 11:39 am

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The correct title is "grindymcwhitepants".

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Posted: Mon Nov 13, 2023 11:51 am

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Post subject: Re: Nas: Champion of the Mediocre White Man (Rolling Thread)

Posted: Mon Nov 13, 2023 12:52 pm

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everyone loves khakis. Dressier than jeans but not as itchy as more formal pants

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Post subject: Re: Nas: Champion of the Mediocre White Man (Rolling Thread)

Posted: Mon Nov 13, 2023 12:54 pm

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blackhawksfan wrote:

Matt Spiegel

Not grindy enough

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Post subject: Re: Nas: Champion of the Mediocre White Man (Rolling Thread)

Posted: Mon Nov 13, 2023 3:26 pm

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Clawmaster wrote:

blackhawksfan wrote:

Matt Spiegel

Not grindy enough

also, need a ruling on him

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Post subject: Re: Nas: Champion of the Mediocre White Man (Rolling Thread)

Posted: Mon Nov 13, 2023 3:49 pm

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This Ends in Antioch wrote:

Chipotle is awesome.

Until it explodes out of your body 30 minutes after eating it.

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Post subject: Re: Nas: Champion of the Mediocre White Man (Rolling Thread)

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Minooka Meatball wrote:

This Ends in Antioch wrote:

Chipotle is awesome.

Until it explodes out of your body 30 minutes after eating it.

That’s a protection against weight gain.

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Posted: Mon Nov 13, 2023 4:01 pm

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HW Bush was his favorite president IIRC.

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Posted: Mon Nov 13, 2023 7:30 pm

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Little known fact, Nas drives his grandma's 1997 Toyota Camry to impress his bosses. Be more like Nas.

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Frank Coztansa wrote:

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Cheap shot to bring Nas' family into this.

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Tall Midget

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Posted: Mon Nov 13, 2023 10:48 pm

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Crystal Lake Hoffy wrote:

Little known fact, Nas drives his grandma's 1997 Toyota Camry to impress his bosses. Be more like Nas.

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Posted: Mon Nov 13, 2023 11:13 pm

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That Camry is a pretty swell car.

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Post subject: Re: Nas: Champion of the Mediocre White Man (Rolling Thread)

Posted: Mon Nov 13, 2023 11:36 pm

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Nas was never a fan of Mac Jones. How do you people leave Joe Burrow off the list? Babe Schwarber? No love for Matt Murton? Nocioni? Tom Terrific?

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Post subject: Re: Nas: Champion of the Mediocre White Man (Rolling Thread)

Posted: Tue Nov 14, 2023 12:15 am

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good dolphin wrote:

everyone loves khakis. Dressier than jeans but not as itchy as more formal pants

"Yeah, they're so funny and so comfortable with each other, and I could be comfortable too, if I had pants like that. I could sit on a porch and wrestle around, and maybe even be part of a real bull session."

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Post subject: Re: Nas: Champion of the Mediocre White Man (Rolling Thread)

Posted: Wed Nov 15, 2023 11:34 am

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Nas wrote:

Nas was never a fan of Mac Jones. How do you people leave Joe Burrow off the list? Babe Schwarber? No love for Matt Murton? Nocioni? Tom Terrific?

Isn't Wil Levis the prototype? Name sounds grindy, almost translucently white, has overcome adversity, but the common trait is that the guy must have at least one unique skill that arouses Nas, Levis has arm talent, Schwarber random monster home run power, the list goes on and on, but the guy must create a funny feeling for Nas in the nether regions to qualify.

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Posted: Wed Nov 15, 2023 11:54 am

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Nas wrote:

Nas was never a fan of Mac Jones. How do you people leave Joe Burrow off the list? Babe Schwarber? No love for Matt Murton? Nocioni? Tom Terrific?

Last year you were trying to argue that Mac Jones was better than Trevor Lawrence, do we need to check the tape?

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Tall Midget

Post subject: Re: Nas: Champion of the Mediocre White Man (Rolling Thread)

Posted: Wed Nov 15, 2023 12:05 pm

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Caller Bob wrote:

Nas wrote:

Nas was never a fan of Mac Jones. How do you people leave Joe Burrow off the list? Babe Schwarber? No love for Matt Murton? Nocioni? Tom Terrific?

Last year you were trying to argue that Mac Jones was better than Trevor Lawrence, do we need to check the tape?

Yup!

Meanwhile, he didn't hop on the Brady Bandwagon until Tom Terrific won his 6th Super Bowl or something like that--well after he was widely considered the GOAT.

It's clear that Mac Jones' middling treadmill pedaling held a much higher degree of fascination for him than Brady's football transcendence ever did.

Nas is the board's great fetishist of white mediocrity.

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Posted: Wed Nov 15, 2023 12:18 pm

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Nas wrote:

Nas was never a fan of Mac Jones. How do you people leave Joe Burrow off the list? Babe Schwarber? No love for Matt Murton? Nocioni? Tom Terrific?

You seem pretty deferential to Bagent as well.

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Post subject: Re: Nas: Champion of the Mediocre White Man (Rolling Thread)

Posted: Wed Nov 15, 2023 2:18 pm

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Caller Bob wrote:

Nas wrote:

Nas was never a fan of Mac Jones. How do you people leave Joe Burrow off the list? Babe Schwarber? No love for Matt Murton? Nocioni? Tom Terrific?

Last year you were trying to argue that Mac Jones was better than Trevor Lawrence, do we need to check the tape?

I correctly pointed out that he had a better rookie year. I wasn't ever a fan of his. It's more that I haven't liked Lawrence since my guy Burrow outclassed him in the championship game. Check the record.

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Posted: Wed Nov 15, 2023 2:20 pm

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Zippy-The-Pinhead wrote:

Nas wrote:

Nas was never a fan of Mac Jones. How do you people leave Joe Burrow off the list? Babe Schwarber? No love for Matt Murton? Nocioni? Tom Terrific?

You seem pretty deferential to Bagent as well.

Yeah, I took a peak at him. I had him as the worst quarterback in the draft; it was more that I evolved to like him. He's fine as a backup in case Drake Maye gets injured.

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Posted: Wed Nov 15, 2023 2:25 pm

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Clawmaster wrote:

Nas wrote:

Nas was never a fan of Mac Jones. How do you people leave Joe Burrow off the list? Babe Schwarber? No love for Matt Murton? Nocioni? Tom Terrific?

Brady or Burrow are probably the prototypes, but you are mostly right about everything else. It's generally the "it" intangible that gives me a thrill up my leg. It's more intense if I see it before the masses do. Winning the Brady v Manning debate by an overwhelming margin is very satisfying.

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Posted: Wed Nov 15, 2023 2:29 pm

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Tall Midget wrote:

Caller Bob wrote:

Nas wrote:

Nas was never a fan of Mac Jones. How do you people leave Joe Burrow off the list? Babe Schwarber? No love for Matt Murton? Nocioni? Tom Terrific?

Last year you were trying to argue that Mac Jones was better than Trevor Lawrence, do we need to check the tape?

Nas was on the Brady bandwagon as a teenager. I had Brady behind with my former quarterback GOAT, Elway, for many years. It could likely be located in this section. Tom Terrific is Him in all sports for me. No one comes close.

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Posted: Wed Nov 15, 2023 2:31 pm

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Nas wrote:

Zippy-The-Pinhead wrote:

Nas wrote:

Nas was never a fan of Mac Jones. How do you people leave Joe Burrow off the list? Babe Schwarber? No love for Matt Murton? Nocioni? Tom Terrific?

You seem pretty deferential to Bagent as well.

Yeah, I took a peak at him. I had him as the worst quarterback in the draft; it was more that I evolved to like him. He's fine as a backup in case Drake Maye gets injured.

Took a peak at him?

Nas: "Flashes of brilliance"
Stats: 3TDs, 6Ints, 71.4 passer rating.
Verdict: You have roasted Fields for putting together far better stats than that, and thus we must conclude that you are a fetishist of white mediocrity.

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Posted: Wed Nov 15, 2023 2:41 pm

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Tall Midget wrote:

Nas wrote:

Zippy-The-Pinhead wrote:

Nas wrote:

Nas was never a fan of Mac Jones. How do you people leave Joe Burrow off the list? Babe Schwarber? No love for Matt Murton? Nocioni? Tom Terrific?

You seem pretty deferential to Bagent as well.

Yeah, I took a peak at him. I had him as the worst quarterback in the draft; it was more that I evolved to like him. He's fine as a backup in case Drake Maye gets injured.

Outside of the Steelers game in 2021, I never thought Fields showed flashes of brilliance as a passer until MAYBE the Commanders game this year. I stand on believing this D-2 kid is a better quarterback than Fields will ever be.

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Posted: Wed Nov 15, 2023 2:46 pm

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Nas wrote:

Tall Midget wrote:

Nas wrote:

Zippy-The-Pinhead wrote:

Nas wrote:

Nas was never a fan of Mac Jones. How do you people leave Joe Burrow off the list? Babe Schwarber? No love for Matt Murton? Nocioni? Tom Terrific?

You seem pretty deferential to Bagent as well.

Yeah, I took a peak at him. I had him as the worst quarterback in the draft; it was more that I evolved to like him. He's fine as a backup in case Drake Maye gets injured.

....thus earning your title as a champion of the mediocre white man.

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