North has team North at the show today, bebe, jen, spaceball and himself, today is a historic day…….. because Mike and Jiggs got a gig doing a column at a paper that no longer hires actual writers.
Spaceball is up first to blow Mike, spaceball not taking credit, this is all about mike and his talent……..i just threw up a little in my mouth.
Quick note, first 3 minutes into this is telling me I am going to either need aspirin or beer to get this, because this has all the markings of a “suck mike off day” show. So If this recap goes bad somewhere in the middle, I am drunk or brain dead.
Mike mom is so proud that her son was on the front page of the suntimes……I am sure she is just glad it wasn’t for turning down a 4 year, 3.2 mil deal.
This is a new dream of mikes, he cant believe it…..you and about 200,000 other people.
Mike says it a honor for him, he barely mentions the fact that jigs is doing it with him.
Mike calls the sun-times prestige newspaper….please, it’s a rag now, he fits right in. I suppose Brandon Lange will have column in there next week on morals.
Mike and bebe consider Halloween a holiday…..jesus christ, those two at home holding a conversation has to be a headache commercial waiting to happen.
Space says it took mike 3 years to get here…….I bet mike still doesn’t make has much as he did a year ago. 3 years, i thought it took 5 minutes to reject a deal he will never see again.
Mike mentions chat board guys, you guys said I wouldn’t have a job at this point, yous guys were wrong, I have six…….again, you said you would have a job in radio, you don’t, this whole Comcast thing and suntimes gig will be gone, plus newspapers are becoming obsolete, only pappy would get this excited about this.
He doesn’t read the chat boards, but he knows what was being said….Lol, whatever that means.
Mike gives himself a B for his work today…..wouldnt that be a B for whoever really wrote it.
This is just a fricken suck mike day, patting himself on the back, he says you can achieve anything you want, that is what he is instilling in jen……I know there is joke there, but I will leave it up to you guys.
Mike dontfademe.com site mentioned, had a meeting with horseshoe casino……I suppose this will be another “aint I great” bit.
He honestly thinks the north/’jigs thing is a brand, he is selling it to as many people as he can……yet, he wanted nothing to do with it when the score went to him 2 years ago about bringing jigs back, dickhead lying sack of shit.
Wait, wait, wait, mike and jigs gig at the suntimes is only on Fridays, all this crap for one fricken day a week….thats it, I am sending my resume to the sun-times.
Going on about some meeting with the horseshoe which is just mind numbing boring, skipping it for my own sanity.
Mike has tim ryan on from fox sports, says tim is the best fox has, no, skipping it.
For the 200th time, mike mentions he is on the front page of the suntimes…..attention whore term was made for him
Mike says people still don’t know about the webio, Comcast and the sumtimes, but in the next breath says let this be a lesson to people in radio, you need to advertise….which is it dumbass, either they don’t know, but they do know because u are spending thousands letting people know you starve the limelight? This guy has gigs for now, but the point he is making doesn’t make sense.
Out of the fricken blue, mike takes a shot at wscr because they let the hawks go…..way to let it go clown. He honestly thinks the score cares about what he thinks? He just misses the point. Yes Mike, you have it all, went from a 20 hour a week gig for 1.5 a year, to having to work 6 gigs to make a ¼ of what u made, you are a genius.
Making excuses for taking the rays in the world series….god knows Mike wasn’t wrong, idiot.
Rich melhman is a huge reason why mike got the gig at Comcast and the suntimes….uh, I guess this means the webio doesn’t matter anymore, rich is about to learn the lesson “mike north screws you until he doesn’t need you” lesson.
Brandon Lange will be on later…I guess after he is done looking at himself in the mirror.
Mike brings people together, that’s what he told some guy and he went in business with mehlman so they could hitch their wagon on the north/jigs thing……talk to me how happy they are when the “wagon” is gone in a year.
Talking his and jens relationship, says he is her mentor…..that would explain the sharp decrease in pay and weekends watching lucky the dog.
Jen mentioned some guy with a six pack, right away mike says he could have a six pack if wanted to….creepy beyond words, the only six pack pappy is getting is the one Schlitz is sending him.
Jen went to some concert last night, pappy is upset she doesn’t go to see his guys, the guys he likes…I suppose she doesn’t want to hang around a bunch of creepy and dirty old men since she has to work for one.
Mike says the city of Chicago didn’t want obamas gig….no, you don’t want obamas party here pappy.
Mike saying that obamas decision to have his party is a bad one, “how many kids are going to be there”? Dis aint right….pappy showing his true self here.
Lange on, mike getting all giddy over this setup up with Lange……Lange is North, loves being sucked up to.
Go to Brandonlange.com folks, dis is da greatest ting in the world…I thought dontfademe.com was?
Mike giving lange the fake your funny laugh…pappy is idiot in case I didn’t mention it.
Lange sounds like someone who would make me check for my wallet if he was near me.
The more North talks, the more Lange sounds like “what is he talking about”…..welcome to our world Brandon.
Mike is fishing for Lange to tell him how great he is, Lange is ignoring him….sorta funny.
Talking football, Lange is trying to pub his site, pappy is trying to pub himself, this wont last long.
Lange interview ends, pappy seems a bit disappointed…strange, but it’s the webio show.
Toby Hall talk….pappy ripping him for something that happened two years ago, so pappy like.
Halloween talk, so fricken exciting, his house is the must stop of course…..I wonder if pappy is giving out the bookie priest picks instead of candy.
Bebe talking Halloween….i swear to go, I am going to hurl all over my new laptop and pappy is getting the bill…..great, jen is now chiming in with meaningless comments.
Mike stops bebe from talking Halloween to discuss what he is going to do on Halloween and that is the ever important job of keeping lucky under control when the kids come to the door…..i guess jen has the night off.
Show ends with Mike talking about ac/dc, jen chiming in……really, the last ten minutes made no sense.
Mike ends the show by thanking the suntimes for the one day a week gig, Comcast for the 6-12 month gig and rich melman for taking pappys money so he could do a webio show……Mac said that north is a great self promoter, that might true to some extent, but north is also the most delusional person I have ever heard.
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