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Paul McGrindyWhitey The Subdivision is going to eat this guy up

World Series or bust.

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Elections have consequences.

Braves scrapheap rejects now Paul DeJong who's been released by 2 teams in '23. Watch Bummer have a huge year with a quality organization.

Time to turn the corner from a hateable group. Here’s to the future! Prost!

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He's a Sequoit...Antioch Community High School class of 2011

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This feels like a move designed to tamp down on why Montgomery isn't on the MLB roster on opening day and unless he suddenly reverts his performance, will likely be cut at some point to give Montgomery the job (assuming of course this is considered a very low cost deal where even the White Sox would move on from).

what does his “fathering a child with his mistress” game look like?

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It aint the six minutes. Its what happens in those six minutes.

Agree...he's a stopgap. They're depth is pretty limited so I would imagine he'll remain on the team in some capacity for the whole season.

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Picking 5th

Can't even tank right

https://www.mlb.com/news/mlb-2024-draft-lottery-results

Good news! Sox signed last year’s MVP!

Bad news! He played in the Korean league and had 5.41 ERA for the Nats from 17-22 before a year in Korea.

The push to improve to 65 wins began in earnest today!

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"When people want their version of the truth, they go find it, no matter how baseless their beliefs." -- Ken Rosenthal

As always, thanks for bringing me breaking White Sox news. They only dropped one spot lower than their odds.

Crazy to see that Cleveland has never had a number one pick. They also haven't drafted a stellar group of players at number 2.

Even if the Sox have the worst record in baseball next year, they won't pick earlier than 10th

https://www.cbssports.com/mlb/news/2024 ... s-at-no-1/

Fuck this organization!

I would bet dollars to donuts, they pick a 2-sport athlete. There is a 2-sport pitcher gonna be sitting there for them to take.

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Anagram of Erick Fedde "Dick Feeder" would be a good porn name.



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Stassi is great at spying out baserunners and eliminating them

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I'm not sure his sub 200 avg is gonna do a lot of damage. If he is an upgrade in the clubhouse over the Cuban, I guess that is a win. I still hate this organization.

Max Stassi is Jerry's early Xmas present to Sox fans.

Max Stassi anagram "as its Xmas".

I spy with my little eyes a career 212 average

Waves of Talent
SLEEPING GIANTS

He vants to ask you some questionsss

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Wanna bet they cancel Soxfest again? This is like Oakland A's lvl of offseason.

You can't cancel something you're already not doing.

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Bob, you're from a shithole south of 30 / 80. You can't escape who you are. It's time to come home to the South Side.

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Hawaii (fuck) You

Some guys here are so uninformed that we can have our own secret chat group in plain sight.

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And men have lost their reason.

Yeah, loading up on excellent defenders who can't hit and triple-a rotation options seems to be the Getz off-season plan.

We don't want him and his double wide.

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