Or maybe run into a pillar.

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Quite a few empty seats on opening day.

HeGetsUs ad on the mound.

Good to see the Jesus lovers using their money for something productive...

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Goes well with pointing down arrow.

dealing!

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O judgment! Thou art fled to brutish beasts,
And men have lost their reason.

Schriffen isn't...that bad so far. He's letting the game breathe and speak for itself more than what we've been used to.

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Still time for him to eat like a disgusting slob on air.

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Fuck off Scot!

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All things considered, just a nice start by Crochet. Its amazing what can happen when you throw strikes.

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Crochet looked like a young Barry Zito out there.

Imagine a professional baseball team going into a season with Kevin Pillar as their starting right fielder. Talk about laying a foundation of success

Andrew Vaughn just got rung up because he got in the box as the pitch clock hit 8 rather than being set when the clock hit 8.

I love baseball’s new rules. They make the game so much better.

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This bottom four will be a disaster all year. 0-12 today

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O judgment! Thou art fled to brutish beasts,
And men have lost their reason.

They just showed a montage of offensive highlights from today, which consisted of LouBob reaching on a slow roller to the right side of the infield and a soft single from Eloy.

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Benintendi watches two high strikes and then swings at a 50 footer.

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The bottom 4? 8 spots in this lineup are dumpster fires

0-162 is on the table.

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I was gonna say, one loss down and 99 more to go. Plus CB is happy.

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Hawaii (fuck) You

If you mean the combined box score for Pillar, DeJong, Lopez and Maldonado at the All Star break, I agree.

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“Mr. Trump is unfit for our nation’s highest office.”- JD Vance
“My god, what an !diot.”- JD Vance tweet on Trump
“I’m a ‘Never Trump’ guy”- JD Vance

Don't forget Kopech.
He still sucks!
Will he have more walks or earned runs this year?

Game Duration: 2:03. At least the suckage did not last long.

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"I honestly don't see a good bet on the board here."

It’s not his fault, the White Sox haven’t handled him correctly. Havent surrounded him with enough talent. He’s actually really good.

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Proud member of the white guy grievance committee

It aint the six minutes. Its what happens in those six minutes.

Caller Bob would break the "post reply" button if this happened

More bad moves from Grifol today. I have no idea how you can let Maldonado hit in the 8th, lefty pitcher or not.
Moldando barely hits .100
If anything let Sheets bat and maybe he gets into one.

I know it's one game and it was a well pitched game. But this where the manager does things that add those xtra 3-4 losses over the season.

The TV broadcast was solid.

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I was in the car on the way to Madison. Just caught two innings of Len and DJ.

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Hawaii (fuck) You

I liked the broadcast. Bland but not offensively so.

Proponents of nerd talk and disgusting, mouth-open chewing into a microphone are down to Matt Spiegel.

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Elections have consequences.

I am shocked, Crochet went 6ip with a low pitch count.

To be fair this isn’t as bad as it sounds because they were kind of facing Bob Gibson today weren’t they?

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Proud member of the white guy grievance committee

It aint the six minutes. Its what happens in those six minutes.

Agreed. Jason who?

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"I honestly don't see a good bet on the board here."

He wasn't wrong. They announced 33K tickets sold, but it appeared there was maybe 25-28K at best in the ballpark. I believe Nas was there, maybe he can confirm.

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