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PostPosted: Mon Apr 08, 2024 2:56 pm 
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Cubs($67M 7th) & White Sox($20M 24th) so far have nearly identical team, starter & reliever ERAs.


Yeah but the Cubs only have one parody song, and thanks to CB and Juiced, the Sox have two.


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:lol: When you are about to be 1-9 and Rex Grossman is your leadoff hitter




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Not a great stat line. O runs, three hits, and two errors.

Edit: four hits. three errors.

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denisdman wrote:
Not a great stat line. O runs, three hits, and two errors.

Edit: four hits. three errors.

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White Sox errors through 10 games.

'23 - 4
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This Ends in Antioch wrote:
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Not a great stat line. O runs, three hits, and two errors.

Edit: four hits. three errors.

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It's pretty terrible. :lol:

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Caller Bob wrote:
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Cubs($67M 7th) & White Sox($20M 24th) so far have nearly identical team, starter & reliever ERAs.


Yeah but the Cubs only have one parody song, and thanks to CB and Juiced, the Sox have two.


And there are more coming!


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Not a great stat line. O runs, three hits, and two errors.

Edit: four hits. three errors.

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It's pretty terrible. :lol:

This team can & will do much worse.

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I expected the pitching to be much worse and I still think it will. Even if it remains good, they will sell off anyone marketable.

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i don't think Lenyn Sosa is a real person. they just made it up .


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at MGM, Sox for fewest wins is down to +250

only Rockies and A's are lower odds

i took it just now. i can channel my rage that way.


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I expected the pitching to be much worse and I still think it will. Even if it remains good, they will sell off anyone marketable.


That's probably accurate.

This team is just terrible offensively even if Eloy and Robert are in the lineup. And I've had it with those two pussies.

It's time to start the Colson Montgomery era and find out if he's a guy you can build a team around or if he's just another busted draft choice. I'm guessing the latter but who knows.

They'll probably never do it, but they should fire Grifol and bring back Ozzie. At least it would make things interesting.

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Joe Orr Road Rod wrote:
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I expected the pitching to be much worse and I still think it will. Even if it remains good, they will sell off anyone marketable.


That's probably accurate.

This team is just terrible offensively even if Eloy and Robert are in the lineup. And I've had it with those two pussies.

It's time to start the Colson Montgomery era and find out if he's a guy you can build a team around or if he's just another busted draft choice. I'm guessing the latter but who knows.

They'll probably never do it, but they should fire Grifol and bring back Ozzie. At least it would make things interesting.


Why start the free agent clock? If he is bad it will not matter. If he is good, then he gets traded within four years. Well, I guess it does not matter no matter.

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at MGM, Sox for fewest wins is down to +250

only Rockies and A's are lower odds

i took it just now. i can channel my rage that way.


Just think about that #1 overall pick!!!


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i don't think Lenyn Sosa is a real person. they just made it up .


Fucking AI...just throwing it out there to see if anyone is paying attention

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i don't think Lenyn Sosa is a real person. they just made it up .


Fucking AI...just throwing it out there to see if anyone is paying attention

Edit:We are not

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:lol: :lol: down goes Moncada!!!


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How do the same guys keep getting hurt just running the bases?

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How do the same guys keep getting hurt just running the bases?
It's almost like you could write a song about it

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A White Sox runner is on his way,
Well you better get ready for an IL stay,
Hey, hammy, what do you say?
That baby needs to get pulled today.

They’re crying,
Oh there it goes
Oh there it goes
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That baby needs to get pulled today.

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Wtf with that dp in the top of the 9th

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Whoa. Kopech had a game. That was fun to watch.

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Whoa. Kopech had a game. That was fun to watch.

Easily breaking 100 all night.

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The White Sox should have a new stadium
The White Sox should have their own TV network
The Chicago White Sox should have a fan convention

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White Sox errors through 10 games.

'23 - 4
'24 - 8


Can you just imagine what the coaches meetings are like for the White Sox right now? I mean, what "steps" are in order to try and improve the performance of this team? I mean, WHERE THE HELL DO YOU START? I find it amazing that their three key offensive players as in your 2,3, and 4 hitters in you line-up all have gone down with three disabled list injuries they incurred by "running" of all things. I have to question how three supposed "athletes" in basically ONE FUCKING WEEK, all have gone down while "running" the bases. How fucking convenient to sit out the month of April when they don't have to show up a play a child's game while making tens of millions sitting on their asses. "WHERE IS OUR PARTY TONIGHT, ELOY"? I have to put my outfit together to let everyone know that I know how to coordinate my bling properly.

Usually, bad teams have at least one positive feature on their team, right. Some teams are rebuilding and have a young squad which shows that they have some talent but obviously need coaching and seasoning. Not the case with the Sox. Other teams are somewhat decent offensively but terrible defensively. Others are good defensively but can't hit the ball nor run thebases. Some are decent pitching wise andvice versa.

Congratulations to the Reinsdork and his "brainthrust". You assholes have managed to put together the worst assortment of out of shape, non-talented and/or over-the hill "BASEBALL PLAYERS" for what has been laughingly called a BASEBALL TEAM.

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How do the same guys keep getting hurt just running the bases?


SOmeone should put together a musical parody of this team. WHO DO WE CAST AS REINSDORK? MAYBE DICK cheney?

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Hawk, we have been doing parodies for the last week. But I doubt Broadway in Chicago is going to allow us to do Jerry Go Home (to hell).

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The Hawk wrote:
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How do the same guys keep getting hurt just running the bases?


SOmeone should put together a musical parody of this team. WHO DO WE CAST AS REINSDORK? MAYBE DICK cheney?


Well, The Hawk, this season's story is not been written, but last season has been memorialized.
NETFLIX presents "Race To The Bottom: Your 2023 White Sox."
FEATURING
Joe Don Baker as Jerry Reinsdorf
Radio as Kenny Williams
Google AI as Rick Hahn
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Julie DiCaro as Fat Chick With Gun Hidden In Said Fat

The team you love to hate now has a show you will hate to miss!
So you better get ready for a brand new day!


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