Beautiful. Rubenesque....

This is your best mult. Stick with him but don't overuse him.

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General Jim wears Fort Bragg down... to get it!

I guarantee she would earn the highest yearly salary of her life if she did it. The Barstool guys would probably foot the bill for thousands of fans to have access to it.

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That's my purse! I don't know you!

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My god. Who would pay for anything she has to say? She is completely toxic.

She is in demand. We are on page 1526 of her second thread. You guys live for everything she says. It is okay to admit it.

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Hawaii (fuck) You

live, laugh, love

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'Your AT&T Universal Card has arrived'? Oh God, Kick-fucking-ass, I got a Master Card! I don't believe it, man. Life is kinda cool sometimes.

That's not entirely true. A lot of this thread is just for all-purpose culture war discussion that has nothing to do with her. It just became the omnibus thread for that for a while.

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Even if two thirds of that was it, we have 500 pages of fat Caro. And I guarantee MANY will happily read my recaps of her newsletters.

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Hawaii (fuck) You

there's a twitter account with over 2000 followers that trolls her. He'll post stuff she tweets within minutes of it going live. the barstool kirk minihane show goofball fans hate her because kirk hates her. there's probably more of a market for dicaro hating than normal dicaro content consumption

It is okay to hate but have an interest in her stupid thoughts. The midday show does the same thing to people around here. We can point and laugh.

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Hawaii (fuck) You

its a simpsons quote I think. Lisa said it. which is ironic considering the immense amount of amazing writers that show cranked out.

if she was smart, she could easily lean into the heel role and get more hate readers than anything. its how a ton of sports people do it. is she smart enough? it doesn't appear so. I'm enfatuated with train wrecks. My buddies think i'm ridiculous.

How do you think skip bayless, Screamin a’, and Cowherd got their game? They are sports shock jocks. JDC could easily join their ranks but she doesn’t have the actual gumption. She’s too lazy, insecure, and wimpy. She probably made a great Bathroom Timer and Hall Monitor back in grade school.

All these people were hall monitors then and they're hall monitors now.

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if satire were still relevant these days i'd have like to start a blog called Lil' Huff Post; but sadly, it would probably look like the actual Huff Post.

She could have taken the better road. That would have required effort.

https://www.radiohalloffame.com/nanci-donnellan

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Elections have consequences.

Not sure how this Blue Sky thing works, but I think I got blocked. I followed her, and it shows I am following two accounts, but I can only see one. I cannot find her anymore either.

My name is nothing like this dumb ID.

Hmm

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Hawaii (fuck) You

maybe shes so shocked to be getting followers, she assumes they are just THE TROLLS

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'Your AT&T Universal Card has arrived'? Oh God, Kick-fucking-ass, I got a Master Card! I don't believe it, man. Life is kinda cool sometimes.

To be fair to her, a little bit of talent and ingenuity would also have been necessary.

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That pricing is ridiculous (though I’ll chip in if you subscribe). You can get the entire New York Fucking Times for $4 a month for six months.

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Double the price to read roughly the exact same thoughts, but you get double the spelling errors and childish narrative voice!

Well I have no clue why she would block me. I am not wasting time with another account.

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Hawaii (fuck) You

I get what you're going for here, but did you ever actually listen to the Fabulous Sports Babe?

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“How do you get to be president and you’re stupid?” Donald J Trump - 4/10/25
When a clown moves into a palace, he doesn't become a king. The palace turns into a circus. - Turkish Proverb

I can't imagine she would turn down anyone's money.

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“How do you get to be president and you’re stupid?” Donald J Trump - 4/10/25
When a clown moves into a palace, he doesn't become a king. The palace turns into a circus. - Turkish Proverb

Is that what he's talking about? I assumed he was just trying to follow her on her dopey new social platform.

I don't know. I'm only half paying attention.

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“How do you get to be president and you’re stupid?” Donald J Trump - 4/10/25
When a clown moves into a palace, he doesn't become a king. The palace turns into a circus. - Turkish Proverb

I followed her on that Blue Sky thing because that is how/where you subscribe to her newsletter. But I cannot even see her anymore. She must be reading this thread and figured out that the ID I have is from someone here.

In any case, if she does not want my money, fine. I bought her book. I have never responded to her on Twitter as I do not use that platform.

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Hawaii (fuck) You

dude, you posted here that you were gonna sign up for her newsletter. Then you went and attempted to sign up and were immediately blocked. Do that math, it's not that hard to figure out. Here it is in long form:

1 person says he is going to get the newsletter in a public forum that is monitored by JDC
The JDC newsletter has exactly 1 person trying to sign up for it

Therefore, even JDC could figure out who that one person was. Result= ban.

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