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RFDC

Post subject: Alabama

Posted: Thu Jun 06, 2024 9:43 pm

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What in the blue hell is this mess?

https://www.msn.com/en-in/entertainment ... ngNewsSerp

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Nas

Post subject: Re: Alabama

Posted: Thu Jun 06, 2024 9:46 pm

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Roll Tide!

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RFDC

Post subject: Re: Alabama

Posted: Thu Jun 06, 2024 9:48 pm

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Nas wrote:

Roll Tide!

She could definitely roll, JDC style!

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IkeSouth

Post subject: Re: Alabama

Posted: Thu Jun 06, 2024 9:55 pm

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ive been with bulls but that is a balooga whale. 3rd attempt at this pagent too. she claimed she 'worked hard'. im trying to guess what type of work that is. its probably not even sucking dick.

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Milliken said she gained almost 2,500 followers across Instagram and Facebook in a single night. "No matter what your body looks like, no matter where you come from, you can do anything you set your mind to,"

2500 ai bot followers. yes, you can reach your goals :lol:

the only thing she worked at is eating. 23 years old, and bigger than 99% of humans of any age. that really is impressive.

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Franky T

Post subject: Re: Alabama

Posted: Thu Jun 06, 2024 10:08 pm

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That's what happens when Trump doesn't run the Miss America pageant anymore.

Fat Girl Joe!

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Spaulding

Post subject: Re: Alabama

Posted: Fri Jun 07, 2024 12:14 am

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At least she's a woman, I think. The judges are probably transphobic, how do you not crown the LARPing Miss Maryland?

Can you imagine what the other women feel like?

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Nas

Post subject: Re: Alabama

Posted: Fri Jun 07, 2024 5:03 am

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Spaulding wrote:

At least she's a woman, I think. The judges are probably transphobic, how do you not crown the LARPing Miss Maryland?

Can you imagine what the other women feel like?

They shouldn't have eaten that extra donut?

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Spaulding

Post subject: Re: Alabama

Posted: Fri Jun 07, 2024 6:44 am

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It's the opposite. Apparently they could have eaten a dozen extra donuts.

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Brick

Post subject: Re: Alabama

Posted: Fri Jun 07, 2024 6:54 am

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Spaulding wrote:

At least she's a woman, I think. The judges are probably transphobic, how do you not crown the LARPing Miss Maryland?

Can you imagine what the other women feel like?

A woman's value is not defined by weight?

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Tall Midget

Post subject: Re: Alabama

Posted: Fri Jun 07, 2024 6:59 am

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Since when?

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Brick

Post subject: Re: Alabama

Posted: Fri Jun 07, 2024 7:00 am

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Tall Midget wrote:

Since when?

Since Alabama once again was at the forefront of change in America.

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W_Z

Post subject: Re: Alabama

Posted: Fri Jun 07, 2024 7:23 am

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Nas wrote:

Roll Tide!

Jelly Roll Tide

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good dolphin

Post subject: Re: Alabama

Posted: Fri Jun 07, 2024 7:52 am

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Like Dirk Benedict, I'm a face man. I can overlook a lot of other flaws. I can't see any saving grace with this queen

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Hawg Ass

Post subject: Re: Alabama

Posted: Fri Jun 07, 2024 7:59 am

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Thank God, this wasn’t Arkansas.

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Johnny Sack

Post subject: Re: Alabama

Posted: Fri Jun 07, 2024 8:00 am

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RFDC wrote:

Nas wrote:

Roll Tide!

She could definitely roll, JDC style!

No more weight remarks, Ralph. They're hurtful, and they're destructive!

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This Ends in Antioch

Post subject: Re: Alabama

Posted: Fri Jun 07, 2024 8:06 am

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Recent pageant winners: who ya got?

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billypootons

Post subject: Re: Alabama

Posted: Fri Jun 07, 2024 8:10 am

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imagine being one of the contestants who lost to a severely obese woman. side note, if she lost 300 pounds she'd likely be attractive you can see the potential.

so who would you rather the trans miss maryland or miss alabama

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Nas

Post subject: Re: Alabama

Posted: Fri Jun 07, 2024 8:32 am

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This Ends in Antioch wrote:

Recent pageant winners: who ya got?

I'm assuming the Maryland winner is a man. I still would pass on Miss Alabama.

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Tall Midget

Post subject: Re: Alabama

Posted: Fri Jun 07, 2024 8:38 am

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Brick wrote:

Tall Midget wrote:

Since when?

Since Alabama once again was at the forefront of change in America.

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IkeSouth

Post subject: Re: Alabama

Posted: Fri Jun 07, 2024 8:44 am

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billypootons wrote:

No. The amount of loose skin she would have would probably make her look worse. She's toast. That's a meatball that won't make it to 65.

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Bagels

Post subject: Re: Alabama

Posted: Fri Jun 07, 2024 9:19 am

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does she have an Only fans ?

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This Ends in Antioch

Post subject: Re: Alabama

Posted: Fri Jun 07, 2024 9:25 am

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Bagels wrote:

does she have an Only fans ?

Only Hams

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Frank Coztansa

Post subject: Re: Alabama

Posted: Fri Jun 07, 2024 9:58 am

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This Ends in Antioch wrote:

Recent pageant winners: who ya got?

The reporter on the left.

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good dolphin

Post subject: Re: Alabama

Posted: Fri Jun 07, 2024 10:46 am

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The Miss Maryland contest does not require the contestant to be a woman and the person can be married.

What's a Miss?

or what's amiss?

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Spaulding

Post subject: Re: Alabama

Posted: Fri Jun 07, 2024 5:08 pm

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Brick wrote:

A woman's value is not defined by weight?

Okay. There aren't any objective standards of beauty in a beauty pageant. The morbidly obese and men should clearly be the winners.

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Nas

Post subject: Re: Alabama

Posted: Fri Jun 07, 2024 5:15 pm

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She doesn't look like her father is also her uncle. What do you expect from Alabama? Would you have preferred she be toothless?

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Post subject: Re: Alabama

Posted: Fri Jun 07, 2024 5:31 pm

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Nas wrote:

She doesn't look like her father is also her uncle. What do you expect from Alabama? Would you have preferred she be toothless?

This is one of the normal competition winners:

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Post subject: Re: Alabama

Posted: Fri Jun 07, 2024 5:32 pm

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Here’s the other, which is what I’d expect miss Alabama to look like:

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