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Damnit TM, we are still waiting for the result from last night's game!!!

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Probably sleeping off a championship party.


Not once I have gotten the impression that TM parties. He is more likely to be up against an editorial deadline for his fifth novel on English literature in the Reformation Era.

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So we are at a place called Double D’s. There’s a bus out front for the pub crawl. A lady we know is in the bar and a participant on the pub crawl. She has these cool beads.

I say, can I have them. She makes me show my tits. Kelly of course wants some, same deal. So Kelly shows her tits, and this lady goes down and sucks on my milk maid.

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So we are at a place called Double D’s. There’s a bus out front for the pub crawl. A lady we know is in the bar and a participant on the pub crawl. She has these cool beads.

I say, can I have them. She makes me show my tits. Kelly of course wants some, same deal. So Kelly shows her tits, and this lady goes down and sucks on my milk maid.

Yes I love it.


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So we are at a place called Double D’s. There’s a bus out front for the pub crawl. A lady we know is in the bar and a participant on the pub crawl. She has these cool beads.

I say, can I have them. She makes me show my tits. Kelly of course wants some, same deal. So Kelly shows her tits, and this lady goes down and sucks on my milk maid.

Yes I love it.


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So we are at a place called Double D’s. There’s a bus out front for the pub crawl. A lady we know is in the bar and a participant on the pub crawl. She has these cool beads.

I say, can I have them. She makes me show my tits. Kelly of course wants some, same deal. So Kelly shows her tits, and this lady goes down and sucks on my milk maid.

Yes I love it.


and people think Trevor Bauer is weird

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The AAU season has finally begun, and my son's first game is tonight. He's playing up against kids who are mostly two years older than he is, but he has looked very good in practice and has tangibly improved over the past month. His team appears to be very strong and will be playing against some of the most respected AAU programs in the Northeast over the weekend. It will be interesting to see if they are as good as they seem to be; we should know by Sunday night.

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My kid's first AAU game was a wild one last night. The opposing team had a Giant of a player who was 6'3 and about 300 lbs. He looked like he was 25 years old, just slightly more mature than the players on our 6th grade team (most of whom are tall for their age). :lol:

In any event, the Giant was a heck of a player--agile, mobile, and hostile. Led by this behemoth, our opponents jumped out to a 16-4 lead to start the game before our coach switched to a full-court press. Once he did that, the whole dynamic of the game shifted. The Giant tired out trying to run the floor, our guards ferociously attacked the ball and forced a bunch of turnovers, and our team ended up winning by 20. My kid didn't start, but he led the team in steals and was our second-leading scorer.

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My kid's first AAU game was a wild one last night. The opposing team had a Giant of a player who was 6'3 and about 300 lbs. He looked like he was 25 years old, just slightly more mature than the players on our 6th grade team (most of whom are tall for their age). :lol:

In any event, the Giant was a heck of a player--agile, mobile, and hostile. Led by this behemoth, our opponents jumped out to a 16-4 lead to start the game before our coach switched to a full-court press. Once he did that, the whole dynamic of the game shifted. The Giant tired out trying to run the floor, our guards ferociously attacked the ball and forced a bunch of turnovers, and our team ended up winning by 20. My kid didn't start, but he led the team in steals and was our second-leading scorer.


So your kid is 1-1 1/2 years younger than his 6th grade team going against a kid 6'3" 300 lbs? :shock: Is your kid a young 5th or an old 4th?

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My kid's first AAU game was a wild one last night. The opposing team had a Giant of a player who was 6'3 and about 300 lbs. He looked like he was 25 years old, just slightly more mature than the players on our 6th grade team (most of whom are tall for their age). :lol:

In any event, the Giant was a heck of a player--agile, mobile, and hostile. Led by this behemoth, our opponents jumped out to a 16-4 lead to start the game before our coach switched to a full-court press. Once he did that, the whole dynamic of the game shifted. The Giant tired out trying to run the floor, our guards ferociously attacked the ball and forced a bunch of turnovers, and our team ended up winning by 20. My kid didn't start, but he led the team in steals and was our second-leading scorer.


So your kid is 1-1 1/2 years younger than his 6th grade team going against a kid 6'3" 300 lbs? :shock: Is your kid a young 5th or an old 4th?


He's a 4th-grader, though he is quite tall for his age and is bigger than almost all fifth-graders and many sixth-graders.

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My kid's first AAU game was a wild one last night. The opposing team had a Giant of a player who was 6'3 and about 300 lbs. He looked like he was 25 years old, just slightly more mature than the players on our 6th grade team (most of whom are tall for their age). :lol:

In any event, the Giant was a heck of a player--agile, mobile, and hostile. Led by this behemoth, our opponents jumped out to a 16-4 lead to start the game before our coach switched to a full-court press. Once he did that, the whole dynamic of the game shifted. The Giant tired out trying to run the floor, our guards ferociously attacked the ball and forced a bunch of turnovers, and our team ended up winning by 20. My kid didn't start, but he led the team in steals and was our second-leading scorer.


So your kid is 1-1 1/2 years younger than his 6th grade team going against a kid 6'3" 300 lbs? :shock: Is your kid a young 5th or an old 4th?


He's a 4th-grader, though he is quite tall for his age and is bigger than almost all fifth-graders and many sixth-graders.


Are you also from Brickland or is your wife tall?

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Neither one of us is very tall, but both of us have close family members who are 6'3 or taller.

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good luck to him on his journey

I thought he was in high school or a soon to be rising freshman

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good luck to him on his journey

I thought he was in high school or a soon to be rising freshman


I have an older son who's about that age. The younger one is the athlete, though.

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Tall Midget wrote:
My kid's first AAU game was a wild one last night. The opposing team had a Giant of a player who was 6'3 and about 300 lbs. He looked like he was 25 years old, just slightly more mature than the players on our 6th grade team (most of whom are tall for their age). :lol:

In any event, the Giant was a heck of a player--agile, mobile, and hostile. Led by this behemoth, our opponents jumped out to a 16-4 lead to start the game before our coach switched to a full-court press. Once he did that, the whole dynamic of the game shifted. The Giant tired out trying to run the floor, our guards ferociously attacked the ball and forced a bunch of turnovers, and our team ended up winning by 20. My kid didn't start, but he led the team in steals and was our second-leading scorer.


So your kid is 1-1 1/2 years younger than his 6th grade team going against a kid 6'3" 300 lbs? :shock: Is your kid a young 5th or an old 4th?


He's a 4th-grader, though he is quite tall for his age and is bigger than almost all fifth-graders and many sixth-graders.

I hope he keeps growing but have seen this all too often.

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My kid's first AAU game was a wild one last night. The opposing team had a Giant of a player who was 6'3 and about 300 lbs. He looked like he was 25 years old, just slightly more mature than the players on our 6th grade team (most of whom are tall for their age). :lol:

In any event, the Giant was a heck of a player--agile, mobile, and hostile. Led by this behemoth, our opponents jumped out to a 16-4 lead to start the game before our coach switched to a full-court press. Once he did that, the whole dynamic of the game shifted. The Giant tired out trying to run the floor, our guards ferociously attacked the ball and forced a bunch of turnovers, and our team ended up winning by 20. My kid didn't start, but he led the team in steals and was our second-leading scorer.


So your kid is 1-1 1/2 years younger than his 6th grade team going against a kid 6'3" 300 lbs? :shock: Is your kid a young 5th or an old 4th?


He's a 4th-grader, though he is quite tall for his age and is bigger than almost all fifth-graders and many sixth-graders.

I hope he keeps growing but have seen this all too often.


Yeah, I know. He's gotten really into sports so we're going with it for now. He does have an impressive ability to develop new athletic skills incredibly quickly. He's also like that with music--probably even moreso.

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My son't baseball team finished the season undefeated and won their league's postseason tournament. In the championship game, my kid smashed a home run and was named game MVP.

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My son't baseball team finished the season undefeated and won their league's postseason tournament. In the championship game, my kid smashed a home run and was named game MVP.

dang man, basketball and baseball star!!! How are his tomato plants doing?

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My son't baseball team finished the season undefeated and won their league's postseason tournament. In the championship game, my kid smashed a home run and was named game MVP.

“Look at the Little Midget Go!!!


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My son't baseball team finished the season undefeated and won their league's postseason tournament. In the championship game, my kid smashed a home run and was named game MVP.

dang man, basketball and baseball star!!! How are his tomato plants doing?

Well, Little Midget is lucky he's in fucking little league Christ sake. We saw he could sit on his fucking ass for six innings and enjoy watching the baseball game just like any other fan, and has the ability to get up there and break one open in the fucking ninth.

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A couple of them were good.

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A couple of them were good.


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