I learned the other day that there are three states in the country where fireworks are illegal, and like most things, Illinois is in the wrong group.

What a stupid, stupid rule.

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Darwin’s law supersedes any state law.

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Mr. Trump is unfit for our nation’s highest office.- JD Vance
If you committed violence on that day, obviously, you shouldn’t be pardoned.- JD Vance on the J-6 insurrectionists

Apparently someone got decapitated last night while blowing shit up

I was hoping it was Caller Bob

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U wish fagggg

All the more reason to legalize it and bring fireworks enthusiasts out of the shadows, where they’re forced to rely on dangerous, black market fireworks and those gay little snake things.

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I've seen hundreds of them so I'm comfortable around them.

Pics?????

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http://soundcloud.com/darkside124 HOF 2013, MM Champion 2014

I'm in another one, the land of fruits and nuts California. So we really do this shit upright to made it exciting. THE LAW ENFORCEMENT BOYS AND GIRLS SEND DRONES OUT TO identify houses or cars that are shooting these oh so dangerous missiles out and then send the locations out to police cars to have cops immediately arrest these dangerous FELONS where they are immediately arrested and thrown into jail(no hot dog or beer for you, Bubba! ). I wonder how much the cost is for the personnel, drones and processing cost is for arresting some Dad having some fun with his family on the 4th of July?
tis

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An Ode to the Texas man who shot an Antifa terrorist:

Oh, he might have went on livin'
But he made one fatal slip
When he tried to match the Ranger
With the big iron on his hip