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This Ends in Antioch

Post subject: Fireworks Should be Legal in Illinois

Posted: Thu Jul 04, 2024 11:14 am

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I learned the other day that there are three states in the country where fireworks are illegal, and like most things, Illinois is in the wrong group.

What a stupid, stupid rule.

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Post subject: Re: Fireworks Should be Legal in Illinois

Posted: Thu Jul 04, 2024 4:55 pm

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This Ends in Antioch wrote:

I learned the other day that there are three states in the country where fireworks are illegal, and like most things, Illinois is in the wrong group.

What a stupid, stupid rule.

Darwin’s law supersedes any state law.

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Bagels

Post subject: Re: Fireworks Should be Legal in Illinois

Posted: Fri Jul 05, 2024 6:06 am

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Apparently someone got decapitated last night while blowing shit up

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Caller Bob

Post subject: Re: Fireworks Should be Legal in Illinois

Posted: Fri Jul 05, 2024 8:00 am

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Post subject: Re: Fireworks Should be Legal in Illinois

Posted: Fri Jul 05, 2024 8:00 am

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Bagels wrote:

Apparently someone got decapitated last night while blowing shit up

I was hoping it was Caller Bob

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Caller Bob

Post subject: Re: Fireworks Should be Legal in Illinois

Posted: Fri Jul 05, 2024 10:54 am

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U wish fagggg

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This Ends in Antioch

Post subject: Re: Fireworks Should be Legal in Illinois

Posted: Fri Jul 05, 2024 2:05 pm

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Bagels wrote:

Apparently someone got decapitated last night while blowing shit up

All the more reason to legalize it and bring fireworks enthusiasts out of the shadows, where they’re forced to rely on dangerous, black market fireworks and those gay little snake things.

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Nardi

Post subject: Re: Fireworks Should be Legal in Illinois

Posted: Fri Jul 05, 2024 2:15 pm

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I've seen hundreds of them so I'm comfortable around them.

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Posted: Fri Jul 05, 2024 2:25 pm

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Bagels wrote:

Apparently someone got decapitated last night while blowing shit up

Pics?????

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Posted: Fri Jul 05, 2024 2:27 pm

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Seacrest wrote:

Bagels wrote:

Apparently someone got decapitated last night while blowing shit up

Pics?????

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Post subject: Re: Fireworks Should be Legal in Illinois

Posted: Fri Jul 05, 2024 2:46 pm

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This Ends in Antioch wrote:

I learned the other day that there are three states in the country where fireworks are illegal, and like most things, Illinois is in the wrong group.

What a stupid, stupid rule.

I'm in another one, the land of fruits and nuts California. So we really do this shit upright to made it exciting. THE LAW ENFORCEMENT BOYS AND GIRLS SEND DRONES OUT TO identify houses or cars that are shooting these oh so dangerous missiles out and then send the locations out to police cars to have cops immediately arrest these dangerous FELONS where they are immediately arrested and thrown into jail(no hot dog or beer for you, Bubba! ). I wonder how much the cost is for the personnel, drones and processing cost is for arresting some Dad having some fun with his family on the 4th of July?
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