Holmes pre-plans his show down to the segment and seems to also want to know the thoughts of Dan before talking through a segment. I think it's important to him for the show to have an official position on something vs. actual disagreement.

So did she actually do that and her show still stunk? Or you know, she didn't.

Do you know how much time you have to spend digging deep into the stats to know how many all star votes Buster Posey has for NL 2b? You also can't just roll into the studio and drop hot takes like how Lebron going to LA makes the only threat to the Bulls winning the Eastern Conference are the New Orleans Pelicans.

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That's my purse! I don't know you!

I miss this fat cvnt.

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I thought Jews avoided pork. But feel free to go hogging.

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Hawaii (fuck) You

Might be time to retire this thread. Her final stunt at Deadspin guaranteed she'll never get a real job ever again.

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“When I walked in this morning, and saw the flag was at half mast, I thought 'alright another bureaucrat ate it.'" - Ron Swanson

Is she still sending out her newsletter?

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Yes, she blocked me on that social network, but I get it emailed to me. I have nit been reading it. The commentary is always annoying.

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Hawaii (fuck) You

Here’s a tidbit for you.

“ My dad once had this French colleague who would come over to our house for dinner when I was a kid. He used to make me sit on his lap and kiss his cheek, and I hated him. He was loud and bombastic and totally full of himself and always smelled like booze and cigarettes. He was obsessed with becoming an IOC member. He had enough connections to that crowd that it was an actual possibility. I thought of him today when Allyson Felix made the IOC, knowing he never did. Heh.”

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Hawaii (fuck) You

Biden is French?

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Non-subscribers can’t view the newsletter (except on Fridays) but can see the topics. Here was today’s rundown, with the obligatory typo:

Losing My Perspicacity August 14, 2024
Today, the Netherlands’ Steven van de Velde is upset by the way he’s being treated, what the hell is going in with It Ends With Us?, the Browns have another player in trouble for allegedly harming a woman, Imane Khelif names JK Rowling and Elon Musk in her lawsuit; and Flavor Flav rides to Jordan Chiles’ rescue.

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Her should be in quotes with a wink wink emoji and a lol emoji right after it.

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Im sure trolling is a huge problem in ……Uzbekistan Also chefs kiss for The “Peabody opening journalist” typo. Fits the subject perfectly.

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Proud member of the white guy grievance committee

It aint the six minutes. Its what happens in those six minutes.

"Ms. DiCaro"? Is she divorced and keeping her married name?

What?

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She uses her maiden name professionally and "Ms." is a status-neutral honorific. Makes sense.

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Oh, thanks. I thought DiCaro was her married name.

She’s divorced from reality.

even if it's her married name it's still proper format to call her Ms. DiCaro. Professionally I call all married women Ms. whatever. Non professionally I call them all filthy whores.

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Did she write that US speakers post? It is very on-brand for her writing style.

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Kinda love that Uzbekistan is getting so much play. First they win some medals in the Olympics, and it's like how do you top that, well, they get to be spoken to by Julie DiCaro. Soon the whole world will be talking about the beauty of the Tashkent Metro:

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Uzbekistan has become a worldwide boxing power house. They're like the new Cuba.

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Yeah, countries that were part of the Soviet Union or are part of Russia but wish they weren't love combat sports. UFC is bursting with Chechens and Dagestanis.

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yea, Kazikstan is another boxing power from that region.

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Proud member of the white guy grievance committee

It aint the six minutes. Its what happens in those six minutes.

She's no longer posting on X, right?

How's her newsletter going?

Losing My Perspicacity September 6, 2024
RIP Rebecca Cheptegei; How ‘bout we stop giving children guns?; The NFL is back; Check out Travis Kelce’s new look; Maybe slow down on the Doritos; and Fare thee well, Alex Morgan.




Good morning and Happy Free Friday! Welcome back to another edition of Losing My Perspicacity, the newsletter that allows me to dump all the thoughts racing through my brain as I try to fall asleep onto the screen for your consumption. Before we begin, a friendly reminder that you can get LMP in your inbox five days a week by upgrading to a Premium subscription (just $9.99 a month). While I hate groveling, I’m not above politely asking you to consider a paid subscription, because I don’t want to go back to working for a soulless media conglomerate run by private equity bros.

I promise we’ll get to the fun stuff (the NFL is back! Bros are so mad about how many times NBC is showing Taylor Swift!) eventually, but before we get there, I want to talk about a couple of not-so-fun stories in the news, mostly because I refuse to be the person who doesn’t say anything and acts like all of this is normal. It is very much not normal. That said, I, as much as anyone, am aware of the impact the constant stream of bad news has on our mental health, so I promise to lighten it up towards the end.

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Hawaii (fuck) You

I would post the rest but it is hard to format without undue time.

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Hawaii (fuck) You

if there's one thing that can dampen her enthusiasm, it's living her best life.

Yeah, I'm sure that's the one thing that upsets you about the NFL: that Cris Collinsworth is "bad."

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