Please stop posting pictures of your bug infested nipple.

JERRY: Look at what we have here. A Christmas card from Laine. You didn't have to go to all that trouble.

ELAINE: It was no trouble. My assistant did the whole thing.

JERRY: I didn't even see the picture. How did it come out?

ELAINE: Well, you know. It's a picture?

JERRY: Oh yeah. Look at that. Looks good. Kramer did a good job.

ELAINE: Yeah, well. How hard is it to take a picture?

JERRY: ... um ...

ELAINE: What?

JERRY: Did you look at look at this picture carefully?

ELAINE: Carefully?

JERRY: Because I'm not sure and and and correct me if I'm wrong but I think I see ... a nipple.

ELAINE: What?

JERRY: Here. Take a look. What, what is that?

ELAINE: (gasps) Oh my God! That's my nipple.

JERRY: That's what I thought.

ELAINE: That's my nipple. My nipple's exposed. I sent this card to hundreds of people! My parents. My boss. Uh, Nana and Papa.

JERRY: DIDN'T YOU LOOK AT THE PICTURE?

ELAINE: Oh God I didn't notice. Oh, what am I going to do? You know your whole life you go through painstaking efforts to hide your nipple and then BOOM, suddenly hundreds of people get their own personal shot of it.

[Kramer enters]

KRAMER: Hey!

ELAINE: Have you seen the card?

KRAMER: What card?

ELAINE: This car.

KRAMER: Yeah, yeah. Of course. I took it.

ELAINE: Well did you notice anything unusual about it?

KRAMER: No.

ELAINE: Well come here and take a look.

KRAMER: Yeah, so?

ELAINE: So, what's that?

KRAMER: That's a nipple.

ELAINE: Right!!

KRAMER: Ooo!

ELAINE: Aw, great!? Didn't you see that?

KRAMER: Aw, no, no I didn't notice it. no, uh,

ELAINE: It's because you made me wear that stupid shirt.

JERRY: Well, maybe no one noticed it. You didn't notice it. Let me go get Newman. We'll see if he sees it.

ELAINE: No. I don't want him looking.

JERRY: Oh what's the difference. Everybody else you know has it.

ELAINE: Oh my God. I sent one to the super in my building. My mailman. My ten year old little nephew. Sister Mary Catherine. Father Chelios. Oh my God Fred! I sent one to Fred.

[Jerry enters with Newman]

Newman: Okay. What is it?

JERRY: Take a look at this card. Tell me if you notice anything unusual about it.

Newman: Your nipple's showing.

JERRY: Okay. Thanks.

Newman: Anything else?

JERRY: No.

Newman: All right. See you later.

JERRY: What? So what? It's a nipple. A little round circular protuberance. What's the big deal? See everybody's got them. See I got them.

KRAMER: I got them too.

JERRY: Everybody's got them.

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"He is a loathsome, offensive brute
--yet I can't look away."

It's getting worse.

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Anybody here seen my old friend Bobby?
Can you tell me where he's gone?
I thought I saw him walkin' up to The Hill
With Elon, Kash, and Don

You should have that nipple looked at. Other than by us. We're not nipple experts.

Speak for yourself

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#ExtendLafleur
10 More Wins

I recommend sun and antibiotics. How is it possible for a man who has 4 buttons unbuttoned at any given time to be that pale?

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Be well

GO BEARS!!!

I used to ride my bike shirtless all the time but I was starting to get some strange spots and my wife scolded me about skin cancer. It's a shame because I can obtain a savage tan very easily.

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Anybody here seen my old friend Bobby?
Can you tell me where he's gone?
I thought I saw him walkin' up to The Hill
With Elon, Kash, and Don

Try peroxide, Burt's bees Clear & Balanced Herbal Blemish Stick, or Epsal Ointment Drawing salve. Cortisone and baking soda might help itching or dry it out.

Were you vaxxed?

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You do not talk to me like that! I work too hard to deal with this stuff! I work too hard! I'm an important member of the CSFMB! I drive a Dodge Stratus!

No need. I soak up that Vitamin D.

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Anybody here seen my old friend Bobby?
Can you tell me where he's gone?
I thought I saw him walkin' up to The Hill
With Elon, Kash, and Don

I like strong pimp hand JORR.

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Be well

GO BEARS!!!

That's what I've feared, progressing pixelization.

Put the lubricant down, JLN!

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Be well

GO BEARS!!!

If he was vaxxed he would have developed a third nipple.

Worst mult ever

A "breastaruant" alone does not guarantee success.
We still need to pull more posters into this thread.
We can do sexy, but in a classy way.
But if our pour counts aren't accurate, and we don't know what the hell we're doing, then all the nipples in the world isn't going to save us! C'mon!

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I don't embrace excuses. I embrace solutions.

Best mult ever.

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Anybody here seen my old friend Bobby?
Can you tell me where he's gone?
I thought I saw him walkin' up to The Hill
With Elon, Kash, and Don

Joe's nipple, sad, gross
Looks infected, sick and red
You might end up dead

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"Play until it hurts, then play until it hurts to not play."
http://soundcloud.com/darkside124 HOF 2013, MM Champion 2014

I prefer the pink ones to the hershey kisses, but the pink ones don't make chili better

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O judgment! Thou art fled to brutish beasts,
And men have lost their reason.