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 Post subject: JORR'S Nipple
PostPosted: Wed Aug 28, 2024 10:45 am 
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Please stop posting pictures of your bug infested nipple.


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PostPosted: Wed Aug 28, 2024 10:49 am 
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JERRY: Look at what we have here. A Christmas card from Laine. You didn't have to go to all that trouble.

ELAINE: It was no trouble. My assistant did the whole thing.

JERRY: I didn't even see the picture. How did it come out?

ELAINE: Well, you know. It's a picture?

JERRY: Oh yeah. Look at that. Looks good. Kramer did a good job.

ELAINE: Yeah, well. How hard is it to take a picture?

JERRY: ... um ...

ELAINE: What?

JERRY: Did you look at look at this picture carefully?

ELAINE: Carefully?

JERRY: Because I'm not sure and and and correct me if I'm wrong but I think I see ... a nipple.

ELAINE: What?

JERRY: Here. Take a look. What, what is that?

ELAINE: (gasps) Oh my God! That's my nipple.

JERRY: That's what I thought.

ELAINE: That's my nipple. My nipple's exposed. I sent this card to hundreds of people! My parents. My boss. Uh, Nana and Papa.

JERRY: DIDN'T YOU LOOK AT THE PICTURE?

ELAINE: Oh God I didn't notice. Oh, what am I going to do? You know your whole life you go through painstaking efforts to hide your nipple and then BOOM, suddenly hundreds of people get their own personal shot of it.

[Kramer enters]

KRAMER: Hey!

ELAINE: Have you seen the card?

KRAMER: What card?

ELAINE: This car.

KRAMER: Yeah, yeah. Of course. I took it.

ELAINE: Well did you notice anything unusual about it?

KRAMER: No.

ELAINE: Well come here and take a look.

KRAMER: Yeah, so?

ELAINE: So, what's that?

KRAMER: That's a nipple.

ELAINE: Right!!

KRAMER: Ooo!

ELAINE: Aw, great!? Didn't you see that?

KRAMER: Aw, no, no I didn't notice it. no, uh,

ELAINE: It's because you made me wear that stupid shirt.

JERRY: Well, maybe no one noticed it. You didn't notice it. Let me go get Newman. We'll see if he sees it.

ELAINE: No. I don't want him looking.

JERRY: Oh what's the difference. Everybody else you know has it.

ELAINE: Oh my God. I sent one to the super in my building. My mailman. My ten year old little nephew. Sister Mary Catherine. Father Chelios. Oh my God Fred! I sent one to Fred.

[Jerry enters with Newman]

Newman: Okay. What is it?

JERRY: Take a look at this card. Tell me if you notice anything unusual about it.

Newman: Your nipple's showing.

JERRY: Okay. Thanks.

Newman: Anything else?

JERRY: No.

Newman: All right. See you later.

JERRY: What? So what? It's a nipple. A little round circular protuberance. What's the big deal? See everybody's got them. See I got them.

KRAMER: I got them too.

JERRY: Everybody's got them.

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It's getting worse.

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 Post subject: Re: JORR'S Nipple
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You should have that nipple looked at. Other than by us. We're not nipple experts.


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Nardi wrote:
You should have that nipple looked at. Other than by us. We're not nipple experts.

Speak for yourself

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I recommend sun and antibiotics. How is it possible for a man who has 4 buttons unbuttoned at any given time to be that pale?

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Nas wrote:
I recommend sun and antibiotics. How is it possible for a man who has 4 buttons unbuttoned at any given time to be that pale?



I used to ride my bike shirtless all the time but I was starting to get some strange spots and my wife scolded me about skin cancer. It's a shame because I can obtain a savage tan very easily.

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Try peroxide, Burt's bees Clear & Balanced Herbal Blemish Stick, or Epsal Ointment Drawing salve. Cortisone and baking soda might help itching or dry it out.


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JORR wrote:
Nas wrote:
I recommend sun and antibiotics. How is it possible for a man who has 4 buttons unbuttoned at any given time to be that pale?



I used to ride my bike shirtless all the time but I was starting to get some strange spots and my wife scolded me about skin cancer. It's a shame because I can obtain a savage tan very easily.

Were you vaxxed?

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Brick wrote:
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Nas wrote:
I recommend sun and antibiotics. How is it possible for a man who has 4 buttons unbuttoned at any given time to be that pale?



I used to ride my bike shirtless all the time but I was starting to get some strange spots and my wife scolded me about skin cancer. It's a shame because I can obtain a savage tan very easily.

Were you vaxxed?


No need. I soak up that Vitamin D.

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JORR wrote:
Nas wrote:
I recommend sun and antibiotics. How is it possible for a man who has 4 buttons unbuttoned at any given time to be that pale?



I used to ride my bike shirtless all the time but I was starting to get some strange spots and my wife scolded me about skin cancer. It's a shame because I can obtain a savage tan very easily.


I like strong pimp hand JORR.

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JORR wrote:
It's getting worse.

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That's what I've feared, progressing pixelization.


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Put the lubricant down, JLN!

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Brick wrote:
JORR wrote:
Nas wrote:
I recommend sun and antibiotics. How is it possible for a man who has 4 buttons unbuttoned at any given time to be that pale?



I used to ride my bike shirtless all the time but I was starting to get some strange spots and my wife scolded me about skin cancer. It's a shame because I can obtain a savage tan very easily.

Were you vaxxed?


If he was vaxxed he would have developed a third nipple.


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A "breastaruant" alone does not guarantee success.
We still need to pull more posters into this thread.
We can do sexy, but in a classy way.
But if our pour counts aren't accurate, and we don't know what the hell we're doing, then all the nipples in the world isn't going to save us! C'mon!

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Jon Taffer wrote:
A "breastaruant" alone does not guarantee success.
We still need to pull more posters into this thread.
We can do sexy, but in a classy way.
But if our pour counts aren't accurate, and we don't know what the hell we're doing, then all the nipples in the world isn't going to save us! C'mon!



:lol: Best mult ever.

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Joe's nipple, sad, gross
Looks infected, sick and red
You might end up dead

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I prefer the pink ones to the hershey kisses, but the pink ones don't make chili better

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