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newper
 Post subject: Re: Field Turf
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Field Turf once created a rock so heavy that he himself could not move it.

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Field Turf once created a rock so heavy that he himself could not move it.

...and then said "April Fools!!" picked the rock up spun it on his finger and posterized Darko Milicic with it
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Field Turf doesnt care much for Mike North
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The Original Kid Cairo
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Field Turf once stated that, "Fettucine alfredo is macaroni and cheese for adults." Late standup comedian Mitch Hedberg promptly stole that joke for his own use. Field Turf responded by killing Mitch Hedberg.

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Field Turf...Rated PG-13. Starts Friday, only in theaters...
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Field Turf-It's everywhere you wanna be...

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Field turf gets off the bus running.

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Field Turf is our quarterback! :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Killer V
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The name's Turf, Field Turf.

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rogers park bryan
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Field Turf once had to rip his own arm off to escape certain death on a mountain.
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Field Turf once escaped from a desert island with his friend Wilson on a wooden raft.

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Field Turf gave Larry Johnson the Grandma-ma idea
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Before steriods, Field Turf was Astro Turf

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To be the man you have to beat the Field Turf. WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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Killer V
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Not everybody has it,
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Baby McNown
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You want Field Turf on that wall. You NEED Field Turf on that wall.
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And if you're not down with that, we've got two words for ya....FIELD TURF!
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rogers park bryan
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Straight outta Compton crazy mothafucka named Field Turf
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And if you're not down with that, we've got two words for ya....FIELD TURF!


:lol: Field turf loves it.

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Field turf ditched the prayers the training and the vitamins in favor of a spray on beard and long pants.
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It's a Field Turf Friday !!!

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rogers park bryan
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Field Turf...strong enough for a man but PH balanced for a woman.
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Baby McNown
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If you desire it, Field Turf will acquire it.
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Just Give Field Turf the Damn Ball
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The Original Kid Cairo
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Field Turf did NOT have sexual relations with that woman.

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Field Turf is smarter than a fifth grader.

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Killer V
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