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aywcpb

Post subject: Where is Laurence??

Posted: Mon Sep 16, 2024 9:56 am

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Laurence has been missing for about a week. Seems odd since it is football season and high ratings period. Anybody know where he has been?

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Curious Hair

Post subject: Re: Where is Laurence??

Posted: Mon Sep 16, 2024 10:30 am

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Harris: "Just try to remember what Bears games used to look like."
Dan: "That's not going to happen. It's a different sport now."
Harris: "I don't know, defenses are coming back."
Dan: "That's true, they are."

I guess Dan is playing the role of Laurence today.

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DazeInVegas

Post subject: Re: Where is Laurence??

Posted: Mon Sep 16, 2024 10:30 am

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No tweets during a game is very strange. Although he did post a video recap pod. #wheresLoHo

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denisdman

Post subject: Re: Where is Laurence??

Posted: Mon Sep 16, 2024 10:35 am

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DazeInVegas wrote:

No tweets during a game is very strange. Although he did post a video recap pod. #wheresLoHo

Eric, is that you?

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pittmike

Post subject: Re: Where is Laurence??

Posted: Mon Sep 16, 2024 10:53 am

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denisdman wrote:

DazeInVegas wrote:

No tweets during a game is very strange. Although he did post a video recap pod. #wheresLoHo

Eric, is that you?

Nicely played.

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Reared on the Score

Post subject: Re: Where is Laurence??

Posted: Mon Sep 16, 2024 11:20 am

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someone ping the Phoenix Phuck Pad

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Post subject: Re: Where is Laurence??

Posted: Mon Sep 16, 2024 11:44 am

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aywcpb wrote:

Laurence has been missing for about a week. Seems odd since it is football season and high ratings period. Anybody know where he has been?

He's probably waiting in elevators at Barstool.

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Tall Midget

Post subject: Re: Where is Laurence??

Posted: Mon Sep 16, 2024 1:04 pm

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He's too busy removing his name from consideration for every high-profile media job in the U.S.

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Reared on the Score

Post subject: Re: Where is Laurence??

Posted: Mon Sep 16, 2024 1:21 pm

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DazeInVegas wrote:

No tweets during a game is very strange. Although he did post a video recap pod. #wheresLoHo

I sacrificed and watched this

https://youtu.be/8yxR1qd6XlY?si=9yuWLlMhya7Qqx2q

so it's answered, not exciting: he had dental surgery

it was a twelve minute story :drunken:

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Harry Seaward

Post subject: Re: Where is Laurence??

Posted: Mon Sep 16, 2024 1:29 pm

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aywcpb wrote:

Laurence has been missing for about a week. Seems odd since it is football season and high ratings period. Anybody know where he has been?

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RFDC

Post subject: Re: Where is Laurence??

Posted: Mon Sep 16, 2024 1:30 pm

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Harry Suckwad glad to see you back posting somewhat regularly.

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Post subject: Re: Where is Laurence??

Posted: Mon Sep 16, 2024 3:48 pm

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Harry Seaward wrote:

aywcpb wrote:

Laurence has been missing for about a week. Seems odd since it is football season and high ratings period. Anybody know where he has been?

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Nardi

Post subject: Re: Where is Laurence??

Posted: Mon Sep 16, 2024 7:34 pm

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Seacrest wrote:

Harry Seaward wrote:

aywcpb wrote:

Laurence has been missing for about a week. Seems odd since it is football season and high ratings period. Anybody know where he has been?

It's a good bit.
https://youtu.be/Go08TQg0Hco?t=225

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Tall Midget

Post subject: Re: Where is Laurence??

Posted: Mon Sep 16, 2024 9:08 pm

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Nardi wrote:

Seacrest wrote:

Harry Seaward wrote:

aywcpb wrote:

Laurence has been missing for about a week. Seems odd since it is football season and high ratings period. Anybody know where he has been?

It's a good bit.
https://youtu.be/Go08TQg0Hco?t=225

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vitoscotti

Post subject: Re: Where is Laurence??

Posted: Mon Sep 16, 2024 10:33 pm

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Zero football knowledge Kap and his cliches laiden bluster gets 25k views on 2 Bears/Texans YouTube podcasts. Also universally disliked Larry Holmes same time frame / 2 videos only gets a paultry 2.5k views. I'm sure making it about himself and his victimization shoehorned in.

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a retard

Post subject: Re: Where is Laurence??

Posted: Tue Sep 17, 2024 6:21 am

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Tall Midget wrote:

Nardi wrote:

Seacrest wrote:

Harry Seaward wrote:

aywcpb wrote:

Laurence has been missing for about a week. Seems odd since it is football season and high ratings period. Anybody know where he has been?

It's a good bit.
https://youtu.be/Go08TQg0Hco?t=225

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Post subject: Re: Where is Laurence??

Posted: Tue Sep 17, 2024 9:46 am

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This may be a good time to remind everyone that Laurence Holmes compared Bryce Young to a Drew Brees - a top 10 QB of all time- and then said he wouldn't be interested in drafting that player.

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spmack

Post subject: Re: Where is Laurence??

Posted: Tue Sep 17, 2024 11:51 am

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RFDC wrote:

Harry Suckwad glad to see you back posting somewhat regularly.

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spmack

Post subject: Re: Where is Laurence??

Posted: Tue Sep 17, 2024 11:54 am

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Reared on the Score wrote:

DazeInVegas wrote:

No tweets during a game is very strange. Although he did post a video recap pod. #wheresLoHo

I sacrificed and watched this

https://youtu.be/8yxR1qd6XlY?si=9yuWLlMhya7Qqx2q

so it's answered, not exciting: he had dental surgery

it was a twelve minute story :drunken:

The way he was trying to alert the audience that it was gonna be a gross story, only for it to be something kinda normal was disappointing.

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Ricky11Slade

Post subject: Re: Where is Laurence??

Posted: Tue Sep 17, 2024 1:03 pm

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BD wrote:

This may be a good time to remind everyone that Laurence Holmes compared Bryce Young to a Drew Brees - a top 10 QB of all time- and then said he wouldn't be interested in drafting that player.

All because he got an ONLINE degree from Alabama.

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pittmike

Post subject: Re: Where is Laurence??

Posted: Tue Sep 17, 2024 1:29 pm

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Ricky11Slade wrote:

BD wrote:

This may be a good time to remind everyone that Laurence Holmes compared Bryce Young to a Drew Brees - a top 10 QB of all time- and then said he wouldn't be interested in drafting that player.

All because he got an ONLINE degree from Alabama.

ROLL TIDE!

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Reared on the Score

Post subject: Re: Where is Laurence??

Posted: Tue Sep 17, 2024 1:33 pm

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spmack wrote:

The way he was trying to alert the audience that it was gonna be a gross story, only for it to be something kinda normal was disappointing.

it was essentially Beardown's classic* "Lawrence ordering a pizza" parody

*a.k.a. his only good post ever

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orioleboy

Post subject: Re: Where is Laurence??

Posted: Tue Sep 17, 2024 4:07 pm

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Could it be this is a precursor to a "Spiegel & Holmes" afternoon show? I am hoping not.

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Curious Hair

Post subject: Re: Where is Laurence??

Posted: Tue Sep 17, 2024 4:08 pm

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Reared on the Score wrote:

spmack wrote:

The way he was trying to alert the audience that it was gonna be a gross story, only for it to be something kinda normal was disappointing.

it was essentially Beardown's classic* "Lawrence ordering a pizza" parody

*a.k.a. his only good post ever

That wasn't a parody. Dan saying the Cubs were relieved that Ernie Banks died was a parody. "Laurence Buys a Pizza" was a rough transcript.

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Reared on the Score

Post subject: Re: Where is Laurence??

Posted: Wed Sep 18, 2024 7:18 pm

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no Lawrence today, yet he did another YouTube show

it was a short shift today as Cubs had an afternoon game, so it'd be very strange if he's not on the air tomorrow.

Unless he's just learning from Bernstein and taking the time off he's earned, whenever in the sports calendar.

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aywcpb

Post subject: Re: Where is Laurence??

Posted: Wed Sep 18, 2024 7:48 pm

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Bernstein does not take much time off. He actually will work a double shift at times. Good teammate while at times a jerk. Laurence will use all of his sick days and vacation and doesn’t give a fuck about the station or his coworkers. He believes you earned it and should take it. He actually told Bernstein a few weeks ago that he would never do a double shift when Bernstein did one. Laurence is an asshole who only cares about himself. Hell, a few years ago he refused to join the station home run contest. He is a bad teammate and most at the Score can’t stand him.

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Darkside

Post subject: Re: Where is Laurence??

Posted: Wed Sep 18, 2024 7:55 pm

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Of you earn it you should take it.

That comes with risks.

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denisdman

Post subject: Re: Where is Laurence??

Posted: Wed Sep 18, 2024 8:18 pm

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Darkside wrote:

Of you earn it you should take it.

That comes with risks.

Indeed, like drinking and posting.

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Darkside

Post subject: Re: Where is Laurence??

Posted: Wed Sep 18, 2024 8:26 pm

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denisdman wrote:

Darkside wrote:

Of you earn it you should take it.

That comes with risks.

Indeed, like drinking and posting.

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Tall Midget

Post subject: Re: Where is Laurence??

Posted: Wed Sep 18, 2024 8:33 pm

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aywcpb wrote:

You are attacking someone for using the vacation and sick time he earns through his job?

Go fuck yourself, you corporate sycophant.

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