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 Post subject: Re: Where is Laurence??
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Bernstein does not take much time off. He actually will work a double shift at times. Good teammate while at times a jerk. Laurence will use all of his sick days and vacation and doesn’t give a fuck about the station or his coworkers. He believes you earned it and should take it. He actually told Bernstein a few weeks ago that he would never do a double shift when Bernstein did one. Laurence is an asshole who only cares about himself. Hell, a few years ago he refused to join the station home run contest. He is a bad teammate and most at the Score can’t stand him.


You are attacking someone for using the vacation and sick time he earns through his job?

Go fuck yourself, you corporate sycophant.

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Sir has always picked up shifts when available, at least he did when he had the evening shift.

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Sir has always picked up shifts when available, at least he did when he had the evening shift.


They don't usually allow that when you have a full time show like Laurence.

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Bernstein does not take much time off. He actually will work a double shift at times. Good teammate while at times a jerk. Laurence will use all of his sick days and vacation and doesn’t give a fuck about the station or his coworkers. He believes you earned it and should take it. He actually told Bernstein a few weeks ago that he would never do a double shift when Bernstein did one. Laurence is an asshole who only cares about himself. Hell, a few years ago he refused to join the station home run contest. He is a bad teammate and most at the Score can’t stand him.


You are attacking someone for using the vacation and sick time he earns through his job?

Go fuck yourself, you corporate sycophant.

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Never seen before that Lawrence is a lazy fuck. Big if true.

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Never seen before that Lawrence is a lazy fuck. Big if true.


Sir has always hustled, which I respect. I may not love his work but I know he is always working

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What kind of medical procedure did Laurence have that has kept in out for two weeks during football season? Open heart surgery?


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What kind of medical procedure did Laurence have that has kept in out for two weeks during football season? Open heart surgery?


He had a sex change, he's now a man


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What kind of medical procedure did Laurence have that has kept in out for two weeks during football season? Open heart surgery?


He had a sex change, he's now a man

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good dolphin wrote:
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Never seen before that Lawrence is a lazy fuck. Big if true.


Sir has always hustled, which I respect. I may not love his work but I know he is always working



Don't confuse "activity", with accomplishment.

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I could have sworn I saw Sir standing on the IC sidelines at last week's IC @ SICP game

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Some of his fanboys on twitch claimed to have listened to his podcast and heard it's dental work or something like that.

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What kind of medical procedure did Laurence have that has kept in out for two weeks during football season? Open heart surgery?

Penis reduction. MANY ladies said it was way overdue.

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Some of his fanboys on twitch claimed to have listened to his podcast and heard it's dental work or something like that.


It's much more likely that Holmes and Goff were attempting to negotiate a new show and Holmes thought being off-air would help make this new show happen

According to Goff, he isn't coming back so, if my speculation is accurate, I would expect Holmes back soon.

I would assume that Bernstein is aware of what Holmes wanted to do here and is probably secure in the mid-day show....I don't know if they have a horrible relationship or anything but would just guess that they would be back together.

It's possible Holmes had a dental procedure. It's also possible, maybe more likely, that he tried to some sort of power play to get a new show with Goff.

Will there be any consequences? Probably not assuming Holmes had approval to be off the air if there was some negotiation going on


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Some of his fanboys on twitch claimed to have listened to his podcast and heard it's dental work or something like that.


It was also in this very thread

But unsure it would mean a week off the mic, especially as he's well enough to do these YouTubes


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Reared on the Score wrote:
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Some of his fanboys on twitch claimed to have listened to his podcast and heard it's dental work or something like that.


It was also in this very thread

But unsure it would mean a week off the mic, especially as he's well enough to do these YouTubes


well damnit I had to go to his Twitter


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I heard LoHo is in a Diddy video.

That sounds like code between spies meeting for the 1st time.

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The way he was trying to alert the audience that it was gonna be a gross story, only for it to be something kinda normal was disappointing.


it was essentially Beardown's classic* "Lawrence ordering a pizza" parody


*a.k.a. his only good post ever


Curious if the unstoppable force of LoHo's self-importance will overcome the immovable object of Bears Monday and we'll hear a repeat of "an extremely routine root canal" story

"Dan, the dentist said there'd be drainage from the wound. And this will surprise and digust you [insert 90 seconds of humblebrags claiming insecurity and anxiety] but there was drainage."


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If LoHo missed two weeks of work for a root canal, he should be assigned to overnight shift immediately. Have no idea what his dental condition is, but unless it is some untreatable kind of oral cancer, there is no reasonable explanation to be off for two weeks while still doing YouTube, X, and instagram. Probably time for Laurence to retire from radio and move on and begin his professorship.


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If LoHo missed two weeks of work for a root canal, he should be assigned to overnight shift immediately. Have no idea what his dental condition is, but unless it is some untreatable kind of oral cancer, there is no reasonable explanation to be off for two weeks while still doing YouTube, X, and instagram. Probably time for Laurence to retire from radio and move on and begin his professorship.


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aywcpb wrote:
If LoHo missed two weeks of work for a root canal, he should be assigned to overnight shift immediately. Have no idea what his dental condition is, but unless it is some untreatable kind of oral cancer, there is no reasonable explanation to be off for two weeks while still doing YouTube, X, and instagram. Probably time for Laurence to retire from radio and move on and begin his professorship.


I think it's pretty likely his dental work is not the reason he has been out.


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Gone again today. Yup, definitely more to this story. But dont look a gift horse in the mouth. Larryless hours are a good thing.

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Gone this long tells me contract dispute. Probably wants more money when there is none available in radio

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Gone again today. Yup, definitely more to this story. But dont look a gift horse in the mouth. Larryless hours are a good thing.

pay attention. He is the new afternoon host with meatpants starting today

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Gone again today. Yup, definitely more to this story. But dont look a gift horse in the mouth. Larryless hours are a good thing.

pay attention. He is the new afternoon host with meatpants starting today

Kind of shows how far the Score has fallen. Back in the day announcing a new show pairing would be huge news. Now it garners a yawn

Granted I don't hate that pairing. I think Holmes is best served being removed from Bernstein and paired with someone who actually still enjoys sports.

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Ogie Oglethorpe wrote:
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Gone again today. Yup, definitely more to this story. But dont look a gift horse in the mouth. Larryless hours are a good thing.

pay attention. He is the new afternoon host with meatpants starting today

Kind of shows how far the Score has fallen. Back in the day announcing a new show pairing would be huge news. Now it garners a yawn

It has been on social media, the score and on here this morning.

People just dont pay attention

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