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I would hope if you’re going to pay to watch women on the Internet, the quality is a lot higher than her. That’s a woman that you’d have to be drunk at a bar to take home and that’s for free drunk sex.


You're getting ridiculous. Don't you live in rural Wisconsin? How does she compare to an average woman you encounter in a bar?

Some people just don't appreciate Persians as much as other people.

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I would hope if you’re going to pay to watch women on the Internet, the quality is a lot higher than her. That’s a woman that you’d have to be drunk at a bar to take home and that’s for free drunk sex.


You're getting ridiculous. Don't you live in rural Wisconsin? How does she compare to an average woman you encounter in a bar?

Some people just don't appreciate Persians as much as other people.


Is she a Semite? :lol:

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I would hope if you’re going to pay to watch women on the Internet, the quality is a lot higher than her. That’s a woman that you’d have to be drunk at a bar to take home and that’s for free drunk sex.


You're getting ridiculous. Don't you live in rural Wisconsin? How does she compare to an average woman you encounter in a bar?

Some people just don't appreciate Persians as much as other people.

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Warren Newson wrote:
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I would hope if you’re going to pay to watch women on the Internet, the quality is a lot higher than her. That’s a woman that you’d have to be drunk at a bar to take home and that’s for free drunk sex.


You're getting ridiculous. Don't you live in rural Wisconsin? How does she compare to an average woman you encounter in a bar?

Some people just don't appreciate Persians as much as other people.


Is she a Semite? :lol:

"WE" (((know)))

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Warren Newson wrote:
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I would hope if you’re going to pay to watch women on the Internet, the quality is a lot higher than her. That’s a woman that you’d have to be drunk at a bar to take home and that’s for free drunk sex.


You're getting ridiculous. Don't you live in rural Wisconsin? How does she compare to an average woman you encounter in a bar?


First, I am not paying to watch these girls on a computer. Second my girlfriend is way hotter than Leila. And finally my girlfriend is 15 years younger than Leila.

So if you’re into a high maintenance career oriented woman way past her physical prime and not getting any better, then Leila’s your bitch.

But yeah if you’re fishing in my local pond, then the pickings are slim. So I’ll ask you, would you pay to watch Leila? My God, I can and have had way better for the price of a drink.

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denisdman wrote:
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denisdman wrote:
I would hope if you’re going to pay to watch women on the Internet, the quality is a lot higher than her. That’s a woman that you’d have to be drunk at a bar to take home and that’s for free drunk sex.


You're getting ridiculous. Don't you live in rural Wisconsin? How does she compare to an average woman you encounter in a bar?


First, I am not paying to watch these girls on a computer. Second my girlfriend is way hotter than Leila. And finally my girlfriend is 15 years younger than Leila.

So if you’re into a high maintenance career oriented woman way past her physical prime and not getting any better, then Leila’s your bitch.

But yeah if you’re fishing in my local pond, then the pickings are slim. So I’ll ask you, would you pay to watch Leila? My God, I can and have had way better for the price of a drink.

Ok. Mr giant cock and balls busting out the crotch seams, take it easy before you fuck somebody to death.


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Nardi wrote:
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I would hope if you’re going to pay to watch women on the Internet, the quality is a lot higher than her. That’s a woman that you’d have to be drunk at a bar to take home and that’s for free drunk sex.


You're getting ridiculous. Don't you live in rural Wisconsin? How does she compare to an average woman you encounter in a bar?


First, I am not paying to watch these girls on a computer. Second my girlfriend is way hotter than Leila. And finally my girlfriend is 15 years younger than Leila.

So if you’re into a high maintenance career oriented woman way past her physical prime and not getting any better, then Leila’s your bitch.

But yeah if you’re fishing in my local pond, then the pickings are slim. So I’ll ask you, would you pay to watch Leila? My God, I can and have had way better for the price of a drink.

Ok. Mr giant cock and balls busting out the crotch seams, take it easy before you fuck somebody to death.

What?

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PostPosted: Thu Oct 24, 2024 11:33 pm 
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And finally my girlfriend is 15 years younger than Leila.

This part sounded better in your head.

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denisdman wrote:
Warren Newson wrote:
denisdman wrote:
I would hope if you’re going to pay to watch women on the Internet, the quality is a lot higher than her. That’s a woman that you’d have to be drunk at a bar to take home and that’s for free drunk sex.


You're getting ridiculous. Don't you live in rural Wisconsin? How does she compare to an average woman you encounter in a bar?


First, I am not paying to watch these girls on a computer. Second my girlfriend is way hotter than Leila. And finally my girlfriend is 15 years younger than Leila.

So if you’re into a high maintenance career oriented woman way past her physical prime and not getting any better, then Leila’s your bitch.

But yeah if you’re fishing in my local pond, then the pickings are slim. So I’ll ask you, would you pay to watch Leila? My God, I can and have had way better for the price of a drink.

Ok. Mr giant cock and balls busting out the crotch seams, take it easy before you fuck somebody to death.

What?


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Second my girlfriend is way hotter than Leila.


We're gonna need some recent visual evidence to evaluate the validity of the above statement.

Post some pics so we can review them alongside photos of Leila.

Thank you in advance for your cooperation in this important matter.

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We may be seeing denis become the Ohtani of humblebragging.

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We may be seeing denis become the Ohtani of humblebragging.


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We may be seeing denis become the Ohtani of humblebragging.


:lol:


Hah…yeah gotta stay in character around here.

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denisdman wrote:
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We may be seeing denis become the Ohtani of humblebragging.


:lol:


Hah…yeah gotta stay in character around here.


PICS OR GTFO

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The only flaw was being scared of a "career oriented" woman. It's not 1956 any more.

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Nardi wrote:
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I would hope if you’re going to pay to watch women on the Internet, the quality is a lot higher than her. That’s a woman that you’d have to be drunk at a bar to take home and that’s for free drunk sex.


You're getting ridiculous. Don't you live in rural Wisconsin? How does she compare to an average woman you encounter in a bar?


First, I am not paying to watch these girls on a computer. Second my girlfriend is way hotter than Leila. And finally my girlfriend is 15 years younger than Leila.

So if you’re into a high maintenance career oriented woman way past her physical prime and not getting any better, then Leila’s your bitch.

But yeah if you’re fishing in my local pond, then the pickings are slim. So I’ll ask you, would you pay to watch Leila? My God, I can and have had way better for the price of a drink.

Ok. Mr giant cock and balls busting out the crotch seams, take it easy before you fuck somebody to death.


Denis is my guy but :lol:

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denisdman wrote:
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We may be seeing denis become the Ohtani of humblebragging.


:lol:


Hah…yeah gotta stay in character around here.


Yup, one becomes kind of like sudoku for the shut ins, something for them to talk about in the dining hall at Shady Acres, and they expect you to play the hits.


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denisdman wrote:
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We may be seeing denis become the Ohtani of humblebragging.


:lol:


Hah…yeah gotta stay in character around here.


Yup, one becomes kind of like sudoku for the shut ins, something for them to talk about in the dining hall at Shady Acres, and they expect you to play the hits.

We appreciate the visit, Nurse. Just leave the viagra at the front desk and we'll see you next week.


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Shouldn't the Score be covering the news of her departure from NBC?

Lawrence has opinions on everything media related, Dan/Spiegs aren't far behind on their sourcing and knowledge of the media industry.

Is it off-limits to discuss this? They had no problem with mentioning that she worked on the Score as a part-time job while her real job was NBC lead sports anchor. Why would that change?


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They had no problem with mentioning that she worked on the Score as a part-time job while her real job was NBC lead sports anchor. Why would that change?

Because she doesn't work at NBC anymore.

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Nardi wrote:
Clawmaster wrote:
denisdman wrote:
Tall Midget wrote:
Brick wrote:
We may be seeing denis become the Ohtani of humblebragging.


:lol:


Hah…yeah gotta stay in character around here.


Yup, one becomes kind of like sudoku for the shut ins, something for them to talk about in the dining hall at Shady Acres, and they expect you to play the hits.

We appreciate the visit, Nurse. Just leave the viagra at the front desk and we'll see you next week.


VNA just delivered your viagra and your bucket of crisco for you and your guys at Shady Acres, just be careful so you don't break your hip again when your doing "Hot Yoga" with your buddy Stan in the activity room.


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Clawmaster wrote:
Nardi wrote:
Clawmaster wrote:
denisdman wrote:
Tall Midget wrote:
Brick wrote:
We may be seeing denis become the Ohtani of humblebragging.


:lol:


Hah…yeah gotta stay in character around here.


Yup, one becomes kind of like sudoku for the shut ins, something for them to talk about in the dining hall at Shady Acres, and they expect you to play the hits.

We appreciate the visit, Nurse. Just leave the viagra at the front desk and we'll see you next week.


VNA just delivered your viagra and your bucket of crisco for you and your guys at Shady Acres, just be careful so you don't break your hip again when your doing "Hot Yoga" with your buddy Stan in the activity room.

Wash my bedpan, Bitch.


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They had no problem with mentioning that she worked on the Score as a part-time job while her real job was NBC lead sports anchor. Why would that change?

Because she doesn't work at NBC anymore.


But they can't cover why she doesn't work at NBC anymore? Again, same group that think they are media experts, have opinions on everything....except the person they work with no longer working there. ....Even if they have a horrible take, that NBC hates woman, or something crazy...just silence when we have at least 2 journalist experts who should be able to help us understand why this happened and what will come next.


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They're in too deep to talk about why NBC killed its RSN with six months' notice. They're not going to talk about why their co-worker got laid off from her other job.

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Nardi wrote:
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First, I am not paying to watch these girls on a computer. Second my girlfriend is way hotter than Leila. And finally my girlfriend is 15 years younger than Leila.

So if you’re into a high maintenance career oriented woman way past her physical prime and not getting any better, then Leila’s your bitch.

But yeah if you’re fishing in my local pond, then the pickings are slim. So I’ll ask you, would you pay to watch Leila? My God, I can and have had way better for the price of a drink.

Ok. Mr giant cock and balls busting out the crotch seams, take it easy before you fuck somebody to death.


That pretty funny Nardi!

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Wash my bedpan, Bitch.[/quote]

Mission accomplished, will let the activity director know the CNA does not have to check on you today and that you are mentally alert enough to do your 1000 bocce ball game with Sal from the East Wing.

Tell Shady Acres to keep the checks coming and we will keep doing the digital welfare checks on you via the board.

Message to the other board engagement professionals, Nardi will need to be checked on again this afternoon, he does tend to sundown per his doctor, and his posts tend to be angry and hyper sexualized as you will find with most early onset dementia patients, but he is still responsive despite his family not paying for the wifi upgrade package at the home.


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Wash my bedpan, Bitch.


Mission accomplished, will let the activity director know the CNA does not have to check on you today and that you are mentally alert enough to do your 1000 bocce ball game with Sal from the East Wing.

Tell Shady Acres to keep the checks coming and we will keep doing the digital welfare checks on you via the board.

Message to the other board engagement professionals, Nardi will need to be checked on again this afternoon, he does tend to sundown per his doctor, and his posts tend to be angry and hyper sexualized as you will find with most early onset dementia patients, but he is still responsive despite his family not paying for the wifi upgrade package at the home.

I fixed the quote function mistake for you.

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