Send Caleb to get sacked. Send Caleb to throw it out of bounds. I was the #1 pick and I was stepped over. I can rewrite history. I'm a killer, not a pussy, like everybody says. I want respect.

Imagine the howling from you doofuses if anyone dared to sing Caleb's praises for his performance in a 45-point win in which he contributed 2 TDs, with 20% of his passing yardage and 50% of his scoring output coming from a screen play.