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 Post subject: Re: Field Turf
PostPosted: Tue Nov 18, 2008 4:18 pm 
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Field Turf loves some M1

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 Post subject: Re: Field Turf
PostPosted: Tue Nov 18, 2008 6:18 pm 
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"Field Turf?....You Can't Handle The Field Turf"

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 Post subject: Re: Field Turf
PostPosted: Tue Nov 18, 2008 8:53 pm 
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Field Turf, a lot like the Bears Defense-doesn't do much of anything.

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 Post subject: Re: Field Turf
PostPosted: Tue Nov 18, 2008 11:08 pm 
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Man starting this thread is by top accomplishment in the 4+ years I have as a poster.

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 Post subject: Re: Field Turf
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Old SchoolScoreFan's accomplishments pale in comparison to those of Field Turf :wink:

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 Post subject: Re: Field Turf
PostPosted: Wed Nov 19, 2008 8:22 am 
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Field Turf gave Old SchoolScoreFan Turf Toe! Is there a medication for that?

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 Post subject: Re: Field Turf
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Field Turf has been indicted by the SEC, effectively destroying it's chances of owning the Cubs.

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 Post subject: Re: Field Turf
PostPosted: Wed Nov 19, 2008 10:00 am 
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Rick Telander gives Field Turf the hatchet job in Thursday's Sun-Times.

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 Post subject: Re: Field Turf
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Field turf says Matt forte reminds him of a balck guy he knew in hebrew school


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 Post subject: Re: Field Turf
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Like the Bears, Field Turf got trampled over, this past weekend...

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 Post subject: Re: Field Turf
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Field turf had a career in the film industry under the stage name "Chest Rockwell"


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 Post subject: Re: Field Turf
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It's rumored that Field Turf will have a role in the remake of Splendor in the Grass....

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 Post subject: Re: Field Turf
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Field Turf will soon follow "The NEW Dan Patrick Show" overnights on "The SCORE"... :lol:


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 Post subject: Re: Field Turf
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Field Turf would be more entertaining than Dan Patrick.


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 Post subject: Re: Field Turf
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:lol: :lol: :lol: FieldTurf is better than Sporting News Radio overnights...


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 Post subject: Re: Field Turf
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This thread is sponsored by Field Turf.

Opinions expressed are not necessarily shared by Field Turf.

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 Post subject: Re: Field Turf
PostPosted: Thu Nov 20, 2008 9:14 pm 
Field Turf eats pieces of shit like you for breakfast


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 Post subject: Re: Field Turf
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Field Turf threw two snare drums and a cymbal off a cliff.

Ba dum schh.

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 Post subject: Re: Field Turf
PostPosted: Fri Nov 21, 2008 9:38 am 
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Once again...It is a Field Turf Friday !!!

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 Post subject: Re: Field Turf
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Field Turf love wine and fine women


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 Post subject: Re: Field Turf
PostPosted: Fri Nov 21, 2008 2:44 pm 
If you're looking for a mortgage professional that's forgotten more about FHA loans than most lenders know then you need to call Field Turf (OUR GUY!!!)


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Field Turf thinks Billy Corgan should just shut the fuck up and play a song.


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 Post subject: Re: Field Turf
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Field Turf loves some lean meat protein.

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 Post subject: Re: Field Turf
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Field Turf doesnt care much for Eggplant


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 Post subject: Re: Field Turf
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When Field Turf hits 88 mph your gonna see some serious shit


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 Post subject: Re: Field Turf
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Nobody steps on a church in Field Turf's town!

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 Post subject: Re: Field Turf
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Field Turf is too sexy for spanky

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 Post subject: Re: Field Turf
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Field Turf couldn't have saved the Mike North Morning Show.


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 Post subject: Re: Field Turf
PostPosted: Fri Nov 21, 2008 10:39 pm 
Field Turf would rather be Chinese than live in a country of unethical dick shooters


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 Post subject: Re: Field Turf
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Field Turf thinks spanky is a liar.

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