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I'm sure y'all reviewed this years ago, but I'm watching it on "Spike" now.

I LOVE the last hour of this movie.

My dad took my brother & me to see "Star Wars" one Sunday afternoon (original release for you kids out there) when my mom was out of town. He took us all back to see it the next Sunday. We were POOR...so it was a BIG DEAL to see a movie two weeks in a row, much less the SAME movie two weeks in a row.

So it was only fitting that I saw this in the theatre with my mom & dad....and I cried the entire last hour...because I knew how it would end....and how it would follow into Episode IV....plus I'm a girl if y'all didn't know that yet. :lol:

I did NOT like I or II, and obviously Empire was the best, but I'm glad I found this on Spike for the end of it.

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i actually liked the first hour and thought it trailed off toward the end.

the fanboys making this out to be one of the best SW movies is a joke.

here's the reason this movie doesn't work: anakin is not inherently a bad guy. the dark side is only a part of you if you let yourself become seduced. when you do, you lose your compassion for others. anakin didn't lose his compassion, he simply was angry. anger is only the beginning with the dark side.

so he "goes to the darkside" and immediately kills a bunch of kids? WTF? OMG. that. no.

sorry, that is horrible, horrible storytelling, and it's also painfully disturbing for no reason. there is no reason anakin just all of the sudden becomes evil. there was no set up, except that he was all emo about padme.

it was just further proof that lucas can't write his way out of a paper bag, and without the help of "the hidden fortress" and a slew of other sci-fi stories he ripped off, "Star Wars" would have been crap from the getgo. I credit "Star Wars" to just about everybody but that ass clown. He ruined his own franchise by thinking of himself more than what he was.

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i actually liked the first hour and thought it trailed off toward the end.

the fanboys making this out to be one of the best SW movies is a joke.

here's the reason this movie doesn't work: anakin is not inherently a bad guy. the dark side is only a part of you if you let yourself become seduced. when you do, you lose your compassion for others. anakin didn't lose his compassion, he simply was angry. anger is only the beginning with the dark side.

so he "goes to the darkside" and immediately kills a bunch of kids? WTF? OMG. that. no.

sorry, that is horrible, horrible storytelling, and it's also painfully disturbing for no reason. there is no reason anakin just all of the sudden becomes evil. there was no set up, except that he was all emo about padme.

it was just further proof that lucas can't write his way out of a paper bag, and without the help of "the hidden fortress" and a slew of other sci-fi stories he ripped off, "Star Wars" would have been crap from the getgo. I credit "Star Wars" to just about everybody but that ass clown. He ruined his own franchise by thinking of himself more than what he was.

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Ok, let me say again that I am a GIRL! :P

I love the final battle between Anakin & Ewan (drool) "you were the chosen one!" oh the angst...Ewan just needs a hug!
And every time I've watched it sense, I still cry when Luke is taken to his uncle, and Leia goes off with Victor Cinfuentes (double drool) and John Williams brings in the score from Episode IV and I just lose it.

I in NO WAY claim that I am capable of reviewing movies like you....

I am :drunken: and posted about silly girl stuff.....sorry. :oops:

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that was not meant to be an attack on you, m'lady. no need to apologize. i actually was moved by the line "you were the chosen one!".

but when any of the prequel trilogy comes up, i must release the rage...


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The people here who need to have them, do.
I'm sorry, you're not on the list. :D

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The people here who need to have them, do.
I'm sorry, you're not on the list. :D


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that was not meant to be an attack on you, m'lady. no need to apologize. i actually was moved by the line "you were the chosen one!".

but when any of the prequel trilogy comes up, i must release the rage...


It's ok....I've moved on to "Arrested Development" on Tivo, and I know you're okay with that. :wink:

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so he "goes to the darkside" and immediately kills a bunch of kids? WTF? OMG. that. no.

Younglings!

As a huge Star Wars nerd I'm pretty ambivalent about the prequels so I never go nuts defending Lucas, but there is one thing I end up defending him about. The dialogue between Anakin and Padme is often criticized for being terrible, and well, it is. However on Anakin's behalf, that what dopey teenage emo sissies talk like. It's awkward and syrupy and it comes out sounding remarkably stupid. Anakin's a lovestruck emotional podunk mess from backwater Tatooine trying to impress a urban educated politician from Naboo, he's going to end up sounding lame. In that respect, while I think Hayden is no great actor, he nailed Anakin as a Padme
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Not sure why Padme sounds like a tool though...


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Not sure why Padme sounds like a tool though...


But she's(P. Lakshmi) awfully damned fun---looking :wink:

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I hate to overanalyze this shit. Were the prequels good? Sort of. I wasnt asking Lucas to match the first three (or last three, whatever the hell) in terms of creativity. There was just so much shit packed in that I dont understand how anyone with sense couldnt take a whiff and say my God that smells.

Here was the most glaring example. When I watch the space battles in the first three films, I felt a sense of realism. When I watch Anakin and Obi-wan in the space battle at the beginning of ep 3, I was like this is such crap and completely unreal looking. I think he would have been much better off with a KISS method to the movie. Simple characters, simple plot. Thats all that was needed.

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1-3 blew and have tarnished 3 of my all time favorite movies and my childhood. George Lucas is a butt.


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This about says it all.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LDCjIjsZp_Y

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I have never seen a Star Wars movie all the way through. I went with some people to the theater when Episode II came out and I fell asleep.

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I have never seen a Star Wars movie all the way through. I went with some people to the theater when Episode II came out and I fell asleep.

OK - then, why are you here? Get out of our fake reality!

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I'm a bit of a star wars nerd too, I turned to my friend at Epsiode one when Obie wan was looking at the 'metachlorians' in anakins blood and said "I have a bad feeling about this" and my bad feeling was confirmed. I always believed that instead of making the prequels they should have turned Timothy Zahn's trilogy, the first three books about the star wars universe to be allowed to be written, into the movies. They take place 5 years after Jedi and they have, gasp, really good story telling.

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Episode I - Kinda sucked. With the exception of the Darth Maul battle at the end.

Episode II - The best of the the three crappy prequals. That's not saying much...

Episode III - Tried way too hard to wrap everything up in a neat little package.
The way Sam Jackson died was lame.

Episode IV - Great for it's time. Not my favorite, but of course a classic. Harrison Ford
steals the show.

I like how everyone sucks at lightsaber fighting now. But I
guess Obi Wan is old, Yoda's old, Luke is taught by two old guys, and Vader
is a clunky cyborg. Couldn't they have constructed him a little better?
I digress...


Episode V - Best...Star Wars...film...ever. Battle on Hoth. Intro of Yoda. Luke gets
his ass handed to him by his absentee dad. Billy D. What more do you want?

Episode VI - Stupid Ewoks just about ruined the movie in retrospect. (Felt differently
as a yute.) Jaba's palace was cool. With the new prequals, can somebody
explain to me how Anikan aged 40 years in like 20?

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i was watching this last night too....
the two saber scenes are fantastic.
"I believe in the Republic....In DEMOCRACY"
(D-MoC-RA-SEEE) love how Obi McGregor says it.

the desruction of a man and the subsequent creation of a machine.
good stuff.

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Krazy Ivan wrote:
Episode VI - Stupid Ewoks just about ruined the movie in retrospect. (Felt differently
as a yute.) Jaba's palace was cool. With the new prequals, can somebody
explain to me how Anikan aged 40 years in like 20?


don't hate on the ewoks. at least they kicked people's asses, unlike the gungans (who...er...SLAVED...to the humans on the surface).


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Irish Boy wrote:
I have never seen a Star Wars movie all the way through. I went with some people to the theater when Episode II came out and I fell asleep.

OK - then, why are you here? Get out of our fake reality!



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the desruction of a man and the subsequent creation of a machine.
good stuff.


Beautifully said.

And, "Obi McGregor"..... :lol: :lol: :lol:

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Okay as I am a huge Star Wars nerd.
Ep 1-God awful. I mean Jar-Jar was in it wayyyy too much.Lucas went the let us sell toys route.
EP2 better, the build up to the start of the Clone Wars was good and the battle scene was incredible
Ep 3 wow the movie every fan boy was waiting for and holding breath for. The pay off( Volcano fight) was worth some pretty lame subplots.
Hayden was okay in 3 awful in 2. The one who let me down though through all three was Natalie, She is such a good actress yet she did not even seem to rise above the script she was given. What really hurt the way ep1-3 are viewed by long time fans is the community thought he sold out to sell toys.To tell the truth he did. They other thing that got fanboys pissed off was the rewriting of the history. I still think the best character in the prequels was Sen Palpitine/Darth Sidious/Emperor. The killing of the younglings was meant to show his total enslavement to the Dark Side.
Ep 4 Wow I saw it 9 times when it came out. Had all the toys.It was what Lucas meant it to be , an old fashioned Serial/Pulp movie. If you watch an original print ,it has some very defin itve cuts in it like you could watch it 10 min at a time.
Ep5 Great delivered all the goods, also Darkest of all of them.Empire is chasing the Rebel all over, Luke has lost his hand,Yoda gone,Han in Carbonite and just bad mojo all around.
Ep 6My Fav.It shows that the old legends where true.Good redeems itself ,evil turns on itself and in the end there is a balance.This was the start of Lucas making everything into a toy or it being created with toys in mind.Yeah Ewoks where a terrible idea.I do love the cutting of action between the three battles going on and the way the wove together.My fav lightsaber battle between Vader and Luke.

Now if you a real star wars geek you will be chomping at the bit like me to see Fanboys.
The Zahn books where incredible. Leeds into soo much good stuff.I loved Thrawn one of the best bad guys ever and Mara Jade.

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Besides the "NOOOoooooo" scene being retarded, the thing that bothered me the most about Revenge was the last fight. This was suppose to be the be all end all of all mutha frickin' lightsaber scenes. I actually think it's probably 3rd best if not lower.

Darth Mauls fights at the end of 1 were by far the best. When the blast doors opens in the hanger bay. And you get that landscape shot where Maul swings his 2 sided lightsaber around. You're like holy fnck these guys are in trouble. The best sequence of all lightsaber battles occurs after Maul kills offs Qui Gon. You can tell OB1 is seriously trying to kill Maul. There was a huge difference between actors playing swords and an actual weapons expert (like the guy who played Darth Maul) getting down.

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The one who let me down though through all three was Natalie...

I loved Thrawn one of the best bad guys ever and Mara Jade.


Good call on Thrawn & Mara Jade and on Portman. Well she did look good in these two outfits... but that's about it.

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Well, I could write a dissertation here defending Lucas and the prequels, but I will spare everyone my pathetic ramblings.

What I will say though, is that I think people who believe the first three films are great, but the last three suck, I think they are letting their childhood bias get in the way of their objective judgment. However, there are two elements that the original trilogy had that the new one doesn't: Darth Vader and Han Solo (actually, Harrison Ford). Honestly: take those two characters out of the first three films, and you won't find much difference between the trilogies.

I think Ewan McGreggor was more than up to the task of being the Harrison Ford of the prequels, but I don't think he was given anywhere near the latitude that Ford was given, which is a shame. I think too that if a strong villain (maybe if Darth Maul were a more fleshed-out character and appeared in all three films) would have made a big difference. I don't see that much drop-off from Hamill and Fisher to Christiansen and Portman, myself.

I would say though (like most fanboys) that Empire Strikes Back really is in its own league and is the only one of the six that probably deserves to be considered as a fine historical film in its own right. Lawrence Kasdan and Irvin Kershner had a lot to do with that.

But I think people are unfair to the new three films because they incorrectly judge them in the context of the standards of today's movies. They are not "cool", they are not sarcastic or jaded in tone, and the dialogue and acting are banal, at best. But these films don't tell their story through the performances. They tell the story through the visuals. That's why Lucas said once, something about "the medium of film peaked in the silent era" or something to that effect. To him, film is purely a visual medium, best used to express the visuals seen in the artist's imagination. The Star Wars films take basic themes (good vs. evil, loyalty, nature vs. technology, etc) and distill them into imagery and character archetypes. From that standpoint, all six Star Wars films put together are quite successful at what they are meant to achieve.

Watch these films sometime with the sound down, or put on the soundtrack if you have it. And preferably on a big screen. You'll see an entirely different film.

Most fans who loved Star Wars as children can't come to grips with the fact that Lucas did not aim these films at them. He also didn't aim them at children - when asked who the audience for Star Wars is, he responds that his target audience is himself, that he makes films that he wants to see on the big screen. Some people say that's selfish or egotistical, but I completely disagree. I think that's what a true artist does, creates what he wants to create, and let the audience take it or leave it.

It's too bad, I think a talented screenplay writer and/or director could have made the prequels more palatable to today's audiences. But to anyone willing to look past the trappings, there is a lot to be enjoyed in these films.

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Well, I could write a dissertation here defending Lucas and the prequels, but I will spare everyone my pathetic ramblings.

What I will say though, is that I think people who believe the first three films are great, but the last three suck, I think they are letting their childhood bias get in the way of their objective judgment. However, there are two elements that the original trilogy had that the new one doesn't: Darth Vader and Han Solo (actually, Harrison Ford). Honestly: take those two characters out of the first three films, and you won't find much difference between the trilogies.

I think Ewan McGreggor was more than up to the task of being the Harrison Ford of the prequels, but I don't think he was given anywhere near the latitude that Ford was given, which is a shame. I think too that if a strong villain (maybe if Darth Maul were a more fleshed-out character and appeared in all three films) would have made a big difference. I don't see that much drop-off from Hamill and Fisher to Christiansen and Portman, myself.

I would say though (like most fanboys) that Empire Strikes Back really is in its own league and is the only one of the six that probably deserves to be considered as a fine historical film in its own right. Lawrence Kasdan and Irvin Kershner had a lot to do with that.

But I think people are unfair to the new three films because they incorrectly judge them in the context of the standards of today's movies. They are not "cool", they are not sarcastic or jaded in tone, and the dialogue and acting are banal, at best. But these films don't tell their story through the performances. They tell the story through the visuals. That's why Lucas said once, something about "the medium of film peaked in the silent era" or something to that effect. To him, film is purely a visual medium, best used to express the visuals seen in the artist's imagination. The Star Wars films take basic themes (good vs. evil, loyalty, nature vs. technology, etc) and distill them into imagery and character archetypes. From that standpoint, all six Star Wars films put together are quite successful at what they are meant to achieve.

Watch these films sometime with the sound down, or put on the soundtrack if you have it. And preferably on a big screen. You'll see an entirely different film.

Most fans who loved Star Wars as children can't come to grips with the fact that Lucas did not aim these films at them. He also didn't aim them at children - when asked who the audience for Star Wars is, he responds that his target audience is himself, that he makes films that he wants to see on the big screen. Some people say that's selfish or egotistical, but I completely disagree. I think that's what a true artist does, creates what he wants to create, and let the audience take it or leave it.

It's too bad, I think a talented screenplay writer and/or director could have made the prequels more palatable to today's audiences. But to anyone willing to look past the trappings, there is a lot to be enjoyed in these films.

(So much for sparing anyone my pathetic ramblings :oops: :roll: )



I am a huge fanboy. I do not think that all three of the prequels suck. I was just let down overall. Ep1 blew chunks bad, you can not deny it. Ep2 was way better, I good movie. Ep 3 was incredible. I give it 4 out of 5 for all three together.
Yeah Ewan should have been given greater freedom. Maul should have lasted until end of 2. He could have been a great badguy.
One thing that the orig had that the prequels didn't. Newness. I mean it was a mismash rehash of a bunch of stuff and was esentialy a pulp movie but it was new

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24_Guy, I'm judging ALL of the movies on the merits of them as films, not as a fan of "Star Wars" SOLELY. Yes of course, I grew up with the original trilogy, but when you say "Take away Han Solo and Darth Vader" you are making my point exactly.

THAT is the reason these films WORK, and why the prequels DON'T. It's called storytelling. You must have an antagonist. You must have a window character. You must have a macguffin. Hell you need a PROTAGONIST. Why are they starting this story with Anakin as a freakin toddler? Where can there be drama strained from that? You could say Obi-Wan is the main character of the three films (which I would more agree with) *but*, his character is drawn so thinly, and HE has no window character (qui-gon jin, weak; mace windu, weak; yoda, don't get me started). The antagonist is hinted at in the first prequel.

By the third film, Palpatine and Vader should exist throughout. Anakin should've turned to the darkside in the second film. Get. The. Plot. Moving.

"The Phantom Menace" is not a story. It's a prologue. You cannot have a two hour friggin prologue.

"Attack of the Clones" should have been part one. And should've been written better.

"Revenge of the Sith" should have been part two, and elements being in part three.

The plots of these films become so dragged down by useless subplots (blockades, please), and just horrid characters (jar-jar and the gungans), and winds up looking more like a commercial for a toy line rather than a movie.

"Star Wars", Episode IV: the best as far as simple storytelling.

"Star Wars", Episode V: you're right, outweighs ALL the films in terms of quality and depth. But it's not my favorite of the three originals.

"Star Wars", Episode VI: a nice conclusion, still keeping the depth in perception but going back to the first movie with its simplicity and action-driven drama. It's still solid. It's still a *story*.

It's not about regression and progression, either. Luke progresses to a Jedi Knight; obviously that works as a character arc.

Anakin regressing into an evil sith--that CAN work, but he cannot be the focus; or at least, he needs to have something to lose. He needed to have the galaxy by the balls before turning to the dark side. Just having a stupid melodrama of Padme dying (that story was not developed NEARLY enough) doesn't even work as a bandaid.

The prequel trilogy was at best a missed opportunity, and at worst, 3 of the worst films made in the last 10 years.


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W_Z wrote:
24_Guy, I'm judging ALL of the movies on the merits of them as films, not as a fan of "Star Wars" SOLELY. Yes of course, I grew up with the original trilogy, but when you say "Take away Han Solo and Darth Vader" you are making my point exactly.

THAT is the reason these films WORK, and why the prequels DON'T. It's called storytelling. You must have an antagonist. You must have a window character. You must have a macguffin. Hell you need a PROTAGONIST. Why are they starting this story with Anakin as a freakin toddler? Where can there be drama strained from that? You could say Obi-Wan is the main character of the three films (which I would more agree with) *but*, his character is drawn so thinly, and HE has no window character (qui-gon jin, weak; mace windu, weak; yoda, don't get me started). The antagonist is hinted at in the first prequel.

By the third film, Palpatine and Vader should exist throughout. Anakin should've turned to the darkside in the second film. Get. The. Plot. Moving.

"The Phantom Menace" is not a story. It's a prologue. You cannot have a two hour friggin prologue.

"Attack of the Clones" should have been part one. And should've been written better.

"Revenge of the Sith" should have been part two, and elements being in part three.

The plots of these films become so dragged down by useless subplots (blockades, please), and just horrid characters (jar-jar and the gungans), and winds up looking more like a commercial for a toy line rather than a movie.

"Star Wars", Episode IV: the best as far as simple storytelling.

"Star Wars", Episode V: you're right, outweighs ALL the films in terms of quality and depth. But it's not my favorite of the three originals.

"Star Wars", Episode VI: a nice conclusion, still keeping the depth in perception but going back to the first movie with its simplicity and action-driven drama. It's still solid. It's still a *story*.

It's not about regression and progression, either. Luke progresses to a Jedi Knight; obviously that works as a character arc.


Anakin regressing into an evil sith--that CAN work, but he cannot be the focus; or at least, he needs to have something to lose. He needed to have the galaxy by the balls before turning to the dark side. Just having a stupid melodrama of Padme dying (that story was not developed NEARLY enough) doesn't even work as a bandaid.

The prequel trilogy was at best a missed opportunity, and at worst, 3 of the worst films made in the last 10 years.





Let's duke it out W_Z! :D

You're right, the prequels lack a strong protagonist and antagonist, and they suffer because of it. No doubt. It's almost as if all three films are one big prologue to the original trilogy (which in fact, is what they are born of). I suppose the story could have been rewritten to make, say, Obi-Wan the hero and someone like Darth Maul the villain, but I guess you risk losing focus of the main character Anakin then. I don't know. But your points are right on.

I don't mind the story starting with Anakin as a toddler, because it establishes the fact that he's not just born "evil" and demonstrates his relationship with his mother, which is important. But yes, two and a half hours was too much of it, and in fact, Lucas has admitted as much. In one of his more honest moments, he admitted he really only had two films worth of story, stretched into three. He even stated he considered skipping the 10 years within episode one, but that the tone of the film wouldn't be consistent then. But then as it turns out, the story is thin in each of the first two films, then too much is crammed into the third.

I'm not sure I like the idea of a movie with Palpatine and Vader. This part of the story ends when Anakin falls. I think anything after that would be an indulgence.

Episode IV is surely the best example of storytelling out the the six, as it was intended to be able to stand alone and pretty much followed the hero's journey. After that obviously, the scope kept expanding.

I think the story of Anakin's fall is perfect, but you're right in that it wasn't presented well. As presented in the film, it happens way too fast. It's not demonstrated that Anakin's inability to let go, his compulsion to try to control things that are not controllable, and his mistake in letting his compassion become confused with self-absorption. It's all there, but you have to look for it; the film, on the surface, makes it seem as if he turns because the Chancellor tricks him and because Mace Windu fell out a window. The Padme angle is actually meant to just be poetic justice, that Anakin's own actions to protect her, his selfish notions of keeping her to himself, turn out to kill her. But rather it's explained that she is dying because "she lost the will to live". I don't understand that line, and I wish it was made more clear that Anakin does in fact kill her, physically and emotionally. That's one of the reasons he suffers so much for the next 20 years, until his son redeems him. The story arc is great, and I wish an accomplished screenwriter could have helped get the points across better.

But I think it's too harsh to dismiss them as among the worst films in a decade.


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