A smart man covers his ass, but a wise man keeps his pants on.

I laughed my ass off hearing Big Doug use this yesterday during the Big Doug segment.

Yeah when he was telling the story about the "Chief" and the "Bicycle" as well as the Big Doug Christmas Song had me rolling as well.

I almost forgot about the song but that dude was gold. He was W_Z-esque

Big Doug's health tips:

Deuce Staley (pronounced by Doug: Duche daily)

the clip of doug calling Peanut penis still makes me laugh till I cry...that and the columnist/communist freudian slip...

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Ба́бушка гада́ла, да на́двое сказа́ла—то ли до́ждик, то ли снег, то ли бу́дет, то ли нет.

Still the best bit on radio.

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“Been that way since one monkey looked at the sun and told the other monkey ‘He said for you to give me your fuckin’ share.’”