Assuming you have seen the commercials for MALL COP starring Kevin James.

Showed about 4 funny scenes in the commercial and I am guessing that is all the movie is. 4 or 5 funny scenes.

This is why I rarely go to see Movies in the Theater

Recent Cable Movies I have seen that are really good

Sunshine
Harsh Times
Kingdom

All good, got no "hype" in the theatre, glad I turned them on and better than most things I have seen.

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i was a strong supporter of "sunshine" when it came out in the theatre (and posted about it here), although you could blink and it was gone.

So, this is the character he was in during the VGAs...I saw him on that stupid segway and was wondering what his deal was...

Barely a renter IMO. This trailer is probably the whole movie.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ErK6nw565t8

This looks dumb. I don't understand how Kevin James is famous. I don't understand how he gets movie roles. He's not that funny.

Because he was occasionally funny and co-starred with this...

Yeah, but that became a post pregnancy house frau and neither has seen much happen in their careers since.

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Not to mention being a devoted Scientologist.

WTF is going on with her pale loins under her wet bathing suit? She looks like she's had a skin graft from Tom Cruise or something.

I never got Him , the show was dumb. Also very unreal , I mean her with a fat slob like that? That is why most sitcoms suck too unrealistic. Fat dumb husband with smoking hott smart wife. Yeah that happens all the time.

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When I am stuck and need to figure something out I always remember the Immortal words of Socrates when he said:"I just drank what?"

I was kind of thinking how sad it was that mall cop was sponsoring the entire NBA on ESPN/ABC xmas games...must be tough going for the NBA to drum up sponsorship...I mean where's Miller Lite? Budweiser? IBM? McDonalds? All you can get is this?

And of course to subject us to the "trying to kind of not recite from script/be improvosational but really forced" interview with Kevin James and Adam Sandler during the Celtics/Lakers game. Cringe worthy

What's with the background of the first picture? Did she take that at the Sears family photo center?

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I'd hit it

I take it you have never visited an out-of-the-way neighborhood called the Gold Coast.

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yeahwhen you are rich not a shulb

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When I am stuck and need to figure something out I always remember the Immortal words of Socrates when he said:"I just drank what?"

I know Hollywood always wants the "Fat Funny Guy" for movies. Every generation has had one or two. Don't we have any fat funny guys with talent? They picked Kevin James?

I catch him on cable for a few seconds and move on. He did Hitch and Chuck and Larry. He's not funny. He's just there.

It does happen in real life like Midge has said. Some hot girls just want a husband with money. The fat husband knows she doesn't love him but he doesn't care. He gets to bang her!!!! It's basically prostitution in the guise of marriage. That's the trade - money for sex. Everybody is happy.

Everybody thinks they're happy. Which I guess it all that counts

THAT. was. BAD. i felt bad for the two of them, and then my dad brought me down to reality with, "They are in the limelight, it comes with the territory." True, it's just too bad they were stuck with a very horrible side line reporter, and both must have been having an off day.

I can't believe I'm doing this, but I gotta back chas on this one...I thought his character on that show was a UPS guy or something like that...something tells me he's not the loaded type that you and Midge are talking about...

His stand-up is pretty funny. His show had its moments as well. It was kinda hit or miss.

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Loved the King of Queens and I like his stand up. I think he is funny but that fucker jinxed me at the blackjack tables in Vegas and I will never forgive him.

I went to a party this weekend in a house of a fat man married to a hot wife.

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UPS drivers around here are paid quite handsomely...

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I get the feeling that Mall Cop won't even be "fun bad".

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I finally got around to seeing Paul Blart Mall Cop. Although there was no female nudity, I enjoyed it. It's also family friendly.

Whenever Adam Sandler wants to make a 'fat guy' movie, I guess Kevin James is his guy.

3 of 4 stars.

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WHOA,WHOA! There can be no verbal slamming of Kevin James while I'm around.
The man is a comedy GOD! My whole family loved The King of Queens. Everybody on that show was funny,not just Kevin! I loved MALL COP,but it could have been funnier. Back to KoQ,it lasted 9 seasons. That is a miracle nowadays with all the quick cancelations. I too saw him in Vegas with Ray Romano,great show!

Also, his TV wife,Leigh Remini,was sitting right across the aisle from my wife. She had snuck in with her husband when the lights went down. She is "doable",no doubt!

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