Wow...I gues Field Turf ain't nothin' to fuck with...

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This is my signature...

Shaolin shadowboxing, and the Wu-Tang sword style
If what you say is true, the Shaolin and the Field Turf
could be dangerous
Do you think your Field Turf sword can defeat me?

En garde, I'll let you try my Field Turf style

Field Turf enjoys bumping old threads.

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"All crowds boycotting football games shouldn't care who sings or takes a knee because they aren't watching." - Nas

Field Turf will take Obama's seat in the Senate

Field Turf would never have lost to Al Franken.

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"Play until it hurts, then play until it hurts to not play."
http://soundcloud.com/darkside124 HOF 2013, MM Champion 2014

Field Turf would have gotten a salary AND overtime.

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You know me like that.

Field Turf values his job...but he doesnt have to...they couldnt stay in business iwthout him.

Field Turf will hit the ground running on day one.

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There are only two examples of infinity: The universe and human stupidity and I'm not sure about the universe.

In March of 1997, US President Bill Clinton fell down a flight of stairs at Field Turf's house, causing him to rip tendons and require surgery.

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"Play until it hurts, then play until it hurts to not play."
http://soundcloud.com/darkside124 HOF 2013, MM Champion 2014

Field Turf is a big supporter of Nancy and Beardown as they raise their little sharky together.

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"He is a loathsome, offensive brute
--yet I can't look away."

Field Turf owns dozens of hores.

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Field Turf's farts smell like roses.

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"All crowds boycotting football games shouldn't care who sings or takes a knee because they aren't watching." - Nas

Field Turf does not approve of going to BigFan about teasing

Field Turf thinks BD and MUD need to take it on to Ryan Field in a best of three falls ironman match.

Field Turf just fucked Tim Tebows girlfriend...Just to show Tebow who's boss

Field Turf is smart enough to know the fact that the model is not Tebow's girlfriend.

Field Turf wants to watch "A Day in the Life of Drew Peterson" on Channel 5 news.

Perhaps Field Turf was just looking for another reason to post the picture

You would all be better people having spent 10 minutes with Field Turf.

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"Play until it hurts, then play until it hurts to not play."
http://soundcloud.com/darkside124 HOF 2013, MM Champion 2014

But Field Turf would be no beter...that would be impossible

IkeSouth wants to see Jen's Field Turf.

Happy Field Turf Friday.

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Proud to be UNVERIFIED.

A man in tinley park invented an artificial turf to use around airports because the natural grass tends to attract birds. The Miracle on the Hudson thrust this man into the spotlight.

So yes Field Turf can prevent plane crashes

Field Turf would be better than Jim Pastor at ESPN 1000.

After the trial is over, Field Turf will escort Blago from his office.

Field Turf...Today's Worst Person in the World!

Field Turf says; you guys fucking blow.

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We all have private ails. The troublemakers are they who need public cures for their private ails.- Eric Hoffer

Field Turf wonders if Mr. Reason actually watched Blago's interview with Rachel Maddow just now before making that statement

Field Turf now knows where Baby McNown gets his talking points from.

Field Turf also thinks Aerosmith blows and Field Turf would be right.

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We all have private ails. The troublemakers are they who need public cures for their private ails.- Eric Hoffer

Field Turf does not want to derail yet another thread into politics... but again asks if you watched Blago tonight?