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 Post subject: Attack Reported
PostPosted: Thu Jan 08, 2009 4:15 pm 
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At approximately 3:00 PM Thursday, three white males verbally assaulted an African American male referred to as Tony. While the assailants identities where not known, but one witnesses said one was wearing a tight fitting cubs jersey with the name SANTO on the back. A blind couple who was in the area at the same time stated they obviously could not see anything but distinctly noted the aroma of aged NY steaks, with peppercorn and garlic, while the other left a sulfuric odor in the area.

Police have no other leads.

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 Post subject: Re: Attack Reported
PostPosted: Thu Jan 08, 2009 5:38 pm 
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this just in from NBC5: a homeless man reportedly stated "It smelled worse than me."

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"Tony" Hawks?!

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Sports Crime of the Day. Big Fan needs to put some intellectual copyright on this before North steals it.

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 Post subject: Re: Attack Reported
PostPosted: Fri Jan 09, 2009 2:23 pm 
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bigfan wrote:
(AP) Chicago, IL

A blind couple who was in the area at the same time stated they obviously could not see anything


Possible one of the funniest things I've ever read.
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 Post subject: Re: Attack Reported
PostPosted: Fri Jan 09, 2009 2:33 pm 
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bigfan wrote:
(AP) Chicago, IL

At approximately 3:00 PM Thursday, three white males verbally assaulted an African American male referred to as Tony. While the assailants identities where not known, but one witnesses said one was wearing a tight fitting cubs jersey with the name SANTO on the back. A blind couple who was in the area at the same time stated they obviously could not see anything but distinctly noted the aroma of aged NY steaks, with peppercorn and garlic, while the other left a sulfuric odor in the area.

Police have no other leads.


Very funny. I'm also glad I was able to understand the entire post...

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 Post subject: Re: Attack Reported
PostPosted: Mon Jan 12, 2009 10:58 pm 
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Bishop82 wrote:
bigfan wrote:
(AP) Chicago, IL

A blind couple who was in the area at the same time stated they obviously could not see anything


Possible one of the funniest things I've ever read.




Ahhhh....finally someone understands my jeenisness!

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 Post subject: Re: Attack Reported
PostPosted: Tue Jan 13, 2009 1:13 pm 
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bigfan wrote:
Bishop82 wrote:
bigfan wrote:
(AP) Chicago, IL

A blind couple who was in the area at the same time stated they obviously could not see anything


Possible one of the funniest things I've ever read.




Ahhhh....finally someone understands my jeenisness!


What made me do a double-take (double-read) is that there is actually a blind couple that works in the vicinity. They board the blue line train at Washington street.
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