7 AM - well, I just got an offer for 350K, no since getting out of bed yet.

10 AM - talked to Shermy about Dangerous Talk - deleting the chapters with references to Harry's funny anecdotes. Not sure how I will fill those two paragraphs now.

11 AM - is it too early to fire up the hibachi for some Allen Brothers meat? Stupid question - it's never too early.

12 PM - firing up the first Red of the day - ah, that's good - thank God I don't have that stop smoking with lasers ad running anymore..

1 PM - Boy, that Judge Judy in the right lighting is sure a looker...

2 PM - well, nothing on the radio of any interest - time to get my work-out in and crank up some AC/DC

2:03 PM - great workout, I feel refreshed and invigorated - time for another ciggy.

3 PM - time to jump on the message board and pretend that I am not already lined up to start at WSCR in May. I can't wait to see Harry and Jurko's faces when they find out - actually, yes I can.

4 PM - Slapshot never gets old.

6 PM - Bridges Scoreboard - here I come!

9 PM - hmmm, Hoody and Dickerson on the air - how is it that I'm unemployed again?

11 PM - drunk dialing Pastor is so fun - hey Pastor, bite me! (snicker) (click) - shit, I forgot to block caller id - damnit.

12 AM - Jerry, Jerry, Jerry - hey, maybe he's looking for a bouncer....

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Does your cat make too much noise? Try KITTEN MITTENS!


Charlie: Oh shit. Look at that door dude. See that door right there? That door marked 'Pirate'? You think a pirate lives in there?
Dennis: I see a door marked 'Private.'

10 AM - Called agent. Nothing.

11 AM - Called agent. Nothing.

12 PM - ..Called agent. Nothing.

1 PM - ...Called agent. Nothing.


2 PM - Called agent. Buzy signal.

2:03 PM - .Called agent. Nothing.

3 PM - .Called agent. Nothing.

4 PM - Called agent. Nothing.

6 PM - Called agent. Nothing.

9 PM - ?Called agent. Nothing.

11 PM - .Called agent. Nothing.

12 AM - Called agent. Nothing.

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Buzy. Buzy? Seriously?

Moron.

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Gloopan, you are one sad piece of shit.

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"He is a loathsome, offensive brute
--yet I can't look away."

Maybe you 2 can get SID in here and you can jerk each other off. Because that would be almost as gay as the last two posts.

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Hey RFDC - Chris just called you gay!!!!

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Speaking of piece of shits, enter Chris in Joliet.

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"He is a loathsome, offensive brute
--yet I can't look away."

I think Gloopan is a hoot.

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We all have private ails. The troublemakers are they who need public cures for their private ails.- Eric Hoffer

This from some little pussy who lives in Joliet?
Are you suffering from the shakes yet with no Mac fix? You asslickers are pretty funny.

Not to play referee here, but I think Chris was talking about Gloopan and SID getting a room.

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-"God is great. Beer is good. And People are crazy!"

another asslicker speaks and admits he can't read.

Thanks RF, but Yeah I wasnt talking about you. Good to see your true feelings come out though.

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Some little pussy eh? Anytime you wanna meet up SID let me know. Ill show you what a "Pussy" I am. I enjoyed his show and I am entertained by the radio he puts out. But Im sure I didnt spend half as much time listening to MJH as you did. Tell me why is it you hate him so much? You know everything about the show, but hate it so much. Why is that? Is it cuz your a whiny bitch and thats your gimmick?

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You know your role around here.

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"He is a loathsome, offensive brute
--yet I can't look away."

Ah yes. When exactly do I get off asshole duty?

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You have to check with the godfather nas, he hands out assignments.

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"He is a loathsome, offensive brute
--yet I can't look away."

Doesnt he hang out in the politics section??????? Fuck that

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Yes, but the godfather finds you when he needs you.

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"He is a loathsome, offensive brute
--yet I can't look away."

Meant to ask you. Why all the hate towards me?

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No hate towards you. I actually like you, you like the Cubs, MMA and Wrestling. You are just easy to pick on.

If I hated you, I would call you Walt No Neck.

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"He is a loathsome, offensive brute
--yet I can't look away."

Is it too early to set up a GSP vs BJ Penn thread yet. Maybe I can get Chaspopcorn to give us his predictions sure to go wrong.

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I sure hope GSP beats the crap out of Penn. The more of Penn I see, the more I dislike.

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"He is a loathsome, offensive brute
--yet I can't look away."

Is this consider hijacking a thread? Anyways yeah I agree about Penn. Final episode of Primetime airs tonight and should be a good one. Im considering not doing anything Saturday, but pop in a tombstone pizza and watch the fights. Im pumped for the Clay Guida vs Nate Diaz one too. Guida is a tinley park boy, but I love watching Diaz fight. That and I hope Machida loses. Guy bores me too much.

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I will be watching via the web, I aint paying for this one.

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"He is a loathsome, offensive brute
--yet I can't look away."

It's my fault, I didn't use the " ", but I was trying to be funny. You see, not only was RFDC included in the previous two posts, but I was as well. Therefore, Chris would have, in theory, been calling me gay as well. I will try to funnier from now on. OKC is wearing off on me.....

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If he would have spelled busy right, even Mac would have laughed at this . . . particularly since he's actually picking his spot right now.

How many mults do you have now?

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Only one. It's just me and Nas.

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I knew it.

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I agree.

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O judgment! Thou art fled to brutish beasts,
And men have lost their reason.