Also - if you would like any of the above documents for Krazy Ivan, just ask - I've got most of those too. We file jointly.

That's news you can use, fellas!

I made it expressly clear at Hoops I that I did not want my picture to appear on this board. That is, if Krazy Ivan was going to appear in the same photo. I don't want anybody knowing that two anonymous people known as 'Spanky' and 'Krazy Ivan' have associated with each other in any way, shape, or form.

I've been meaning to get this off my chest for a while now:

I made it expressly clear at Hoops I that I did not want my picture to appear on this board. That is, if Krazy Ivan was going to appear in the same photo. I don't want anybody knowing that two anonymous people known as 'Spanky' and 'Krazy Ivan' have associated with each other in any way, shape, or form. This could not only affect any future employment I might have, but also any future romantic relationships I may have as well my legal citizenship status. I've just graduated w/ a degree from one of the top 100 sociology schools in America, so I don't really plan on getting a job anyway, but you never know.

Now, before anybody wants to challenge me on this, understand that I am fully prepared to prove my manhood by posting my W-2, my bank statements, my credit card history, my cell phone records, and any other related documents. There is no way those could come back to haunt me - however, large group pictures that include me and Ivan at the same time could crush me.

Also - if you would like any of the above documents for Krazy Ivan, just ask - I've got most of those too. We file jointly.

Yup a W2 that did identify me beyond part of my first and last name. Go figure. If I never took it down you wouldn't be able to tell who I was or what I looked like. Why don't you go back to stalking other board members in your purple shirt?

So, how do you guys refer to each other at these things?

I rarely troll.

I think Mac knows my real name, but I'm not certain.

I remember when doug introduced me to W_Z as NSJ. Funny.

I think Mac knows my real name, but I'm not certain.

I rarely troll.

:?: pls explain...

... except the night I dropped my pants and then loudly proclaimed I was the Whore of Babylon and demanded more wine, but that's another story.

I hope Nas doesnt avoid public events just because of my stupidity because hes a good guy.

I smell a bit....

Also if you fuck someone like they are a millionaire they might go try to be one.

so...can we get the picture reposted correctly so we can start naming names?

Damn, I am shrinking.

BS. You probably read that on the board somewhere.

Also if you fuck someone like they are a millionaire they might go try to be one.

Does this do it?

I have MANY years of experience in trying to appreciate steaming piles of dogshit.

spmack, what part of NSJ being an actual person...and someone that multiple people here have met numerous times do you not believe?

I rarely troll.

Can we get a rundown on who is who?

Im pretty hammered right now.