Fox news is running late!!!

See, Beardown gets it.

Everybody in the crowd looks bored.

They're bored by all the Heath Ledger talk.

another japanese guy? come on that's really overkill.

Why is Queen Latifa famous?

that was the worst shot in memoriam of all time. just use the whole goddamn picture; why are we watching 6 little screens showing pictures of these legends? it was like watching it through a surveillance camera room.

They saved Paul Newman for last. It's still rude of them to clap loud for some and not others. I can't believe they don't realize that.

Someone give the Wiccan Reese Witherspoon her broom back

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There are only two examples of infinity: The universe and human stupidity and I'm not sure about the universe.

boyle should win this easily.

She's still cute. I think she's had 3 kids.

reese is awesome.

i have to say this has been a fairly quick awards, pace wise. i think putting together a montage for all the best songs was a good idea, rather than having a segment dedicated to each one.

Unless her kids are the reincarnation of Moe, Larry and Curly, she's still useless, talentless and scrawny/mugly-with the mini Shula/jut-jaw to me.

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There are only two examples of infinity: The universe and human stupidity and I'm not sure about the universe.

Wow. Not at all. And I think she does have talent.

I've always found that disturbing.

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"All crowds boycotting football games shouldn't care who sings or takes a knee because they aren't watching." - Nas

you know i honestly did not know shirley maclaine was still alive...

Sophia Loren is a decent looking tranny. Does Halle Berry ever look bad? For some reason Meryll Streep turns me on.

This is weird. It's like old lesbians are trying to seduce young lesbians.

i think they're on the same cycle by now. that took FOREVER.

Nicole Kidman can't move her face. I'm sure Jolie does a lot of great work, but when you're wearing a huge blue ring worth more then the countries you adopted your kids in, it doesn't look good.

And (if they left out the mannish looking Kate Winslet) that would be bad,....how?

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There are only two examples of infinity: The universe and human stupidity and I'm not sure about the universe.

best actress has the dubious distinction of having the worst history of acceptance speeches. christ almighty...

One of the best moments in Albert Brooks' film Defending Your Life was Shirley at the Past Lives Pavilion.

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"All crowds boycotting football games shouldn't care who sings or takes a knee because they aren't watching." - Nas

I wanna punch Kate Winslet in the face as much as I wanna cum on Amy Adams face.

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There are only two examples of infinity: The universe and human stupidity and I'm not sure about the universe.

Now for the burrito seductions...

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"All crowds boycotting football games shouldn't care who sings or takes a knee because they aren't watching." - Nas

I think everybody thinks Winslett is a good actress. Look at all of the great roles she's had. She's only 32. She be one of the best ever when she's done.

She always gets good roles. Always dramatic roles. Not too many romantic comedies for her.

She's let her self go a little bit. She hasn't had any plastic surgery. I think she still looks sexy. But not tonight. I never like when they put their hair up.

Never thought about it, but old Uncle Walt was pretty light in the loafers

she's 33. and she looks like she's 45 tonight.