Get your snuggies and let's have a wild night!!

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Spanky?

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This is my signature...

Pants optional?

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"It's not exactly a rocket surgery." D.J.

There's always room for someone else under my snuggie.

Do they make big-top sized snuggies?

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christ this IS a cult...

If it's not a tapas crawl, then I'm not interested, snuggie or no snuggie.

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We all have private ails. The troublemakers are they who need public cures for their private ails.- Eric Hoffer

Who's idea do you think this was? So.....who's in?

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All they need is Oprah involved at this point!

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"That's what the internet is for. Slandering others anonymously." Banky
“Been that way since one monkey looked at the sun and told the other monkey ‘He said for you to give me your fuckin’ share.’”

You obviously do not own a snuggie. She would not fit under a standard-sized snuggie. Not to mention that her arms are, ahem....um, 'slightly' larger than the width of the snuggie's sleeves.

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If you guys decide that April 18th is no longer Snuggie weather, you can come to my 80's Theme Alley Party instead...all pantsless internet cretins are invited!

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Seriously?

Yeah, breathin' a sigh of relief - Can truly say I already have plans - You gotta keep talkin up that party to get everyone on board and keep these kids outta that weird-ass shit, RW

JUST SAY NO


(to the snuggie)

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Seriously?

We just have a slanket here at the house, so I guess if I'd go I would be ridiculed for not getting the extra snuggie and the book lights.

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... In my opinion.

A slanket? Oh please

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Seriously?

I really dropped the ball on this one. Mrs. buryman doesn't like any of the snuggie colors so i had to go with the perfect color match.

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... In my opinion.

Slankets are way better than Snuggies anyway. It's pretty common knowledge. If you wore your Snuggie on a plane that crashed, it would literally melt into your body. Sounds uncomfortable to me. If you wore your Slanket on an airplane that crashed, it would cushion you from the blow and serve as a buoyant life raft. It can also perform CPR on you if your injuries are severe. In the unfortunate event that you don't survive the plane crash, it will contact your next of kin and express condolences. In my book: Snuggies < Slankets < Field Turf.

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"All crowds boycotting football games shouldn't care who sings or takes a knee because they aren't watching." - Nas

does this belong in the CSFMB event calendar thread?

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@audioidkid

Excellent news!

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... In my opinion.

Does Chuck Norris use Slankets as underwear?

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"It's not exactly a rocket surgery." D.J.

*bump*

Just a reminder that I am hosting an 80's party this Saturday, April 18th at 7:00 PM at my house in Aurora. All internet cretins invited except Mike North and Rod Blago.

There will be appearances by Ryno's Wife (quite naturally), Hackwilson's Ribbies, Darkside, Darkside's Wife, Glendale Heights Joe, M_C (supposedly) and Fixed Glee.

Food and drink provided...and you MIGHT just get a chance to sit on the Alley Couch!

PM for address and directions.

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Seriously?

I remember our time on the alley couch on October 3rd. It was...magical.

Unfortunately, I'll still be in Florida this Satuday.

Don't do anything I wouldn't do.

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Kid Cairo: 2013 March Madness Tournament Winner!

"Cowabunga? Cowa fucking piece of dog shit! This game is diarrhea coming out of my dick!"

Actually, that was my advice to you Mr. Internet Pimp

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Seriously?

This party turned out to be really, really insane.

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"Play until it hurts, then play until it hurts to not play."
http://soundcloud.com/darkside124 HOF 2013, MM Champion 2014

So who made out with who?

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I wonder if they played spin-the-bottle.
I wonder if one of RW's boobies wound up on another plate.
I wonder if HackWilsonsRibbies threw up.
I wonder if anybody exposed themselves.
I wonder who threw the first punch.

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Kid Cairo's Boers & Bernstein YouTube Channel

Kid Cairo: 2013 March Madness Tournament Winner!

"Cowabunga? Cowa fucking piece of dog shit! This game is diarrhea coming out of my dick!"

I wonder if they played spin-the-bottle. Nope
I wonder if one of RW's boobies wound up on another plate. Nope
I wonder if HackWilsonsRibbies threw up. Nope, and no trips to the ER this time!
I wonder if anybody exposed themselves. Fixed Glee, we're looking at you!!
I wonder who threw the first punch. Nobody, but Hackwilson's Ribbies and Darkside were ready to defend their turf when some jackass went speeding through the alley at 40 MPH and then backed up to "have a word" with the party goers...

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Seriously?

With WHOM

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Seriously?

More than one? Damn I should have went.

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No.
No boobies on plates.
Hack was still going strong when I bailed at 2:30.
There was some startling exposure. Some very naughty shorts. Then the naughty shorts were pulled up.
No punches. darko was not involved in the allyspeeder incident. I believe that was Joe and Hack.

Notes: there was a soon to be serial killer trying to hit on my cousins. It was crazy.

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"Play until it hurts, then play until it hurts to not play."
http://soundcloud.com/darkside124 HOF 2013, MM Champion 2014