Great Moments in SHARK history

rogers park bryan · **Joined:** Wed Sep 24, 2008 12:16 pm **Posts:** 81625

Ok SHARK and his SHARKisms have become such a big part of this board...Im starting a thread just for him. Post your favorite SHARKisms/Shark Moments here.

Attitude and Bite not required...but encouraged. Not mean spirited...just good natured ribbing. (Your my boy SHARK )

This is my first entry. I think it sums up SHARK and what he has brought to the board perfectly.

SHARK wrote:

RFDC wrote:

Ugh, I hate this stupid playoff schedule. Now we gotta wait til Sunday for the next game.

RFDC, ESPN/ABC Sports, TNT and the NBA set the playoff schedule and the start times...I don't like the schedule either, but it's beyond all of our control...

RFDC wrote:

Oh ok SHARK, I thought by bitching here I could change things. Thanks for clearing that up.

Bagels · **Posted:** Fri Apr 24, 2009 1:15 pm

SHARK wrote:

Bagels, I'm hearing the same commercial myself for this "Boars' Head" lunchmeat, voiced by the guy who used to be the voice of the Wendy's commercials before Dave Thomas passed away many years ago. I have to think you can get it at a deli, but where? Jewel? Dominick's? Tony's Finer Foods? Where can I get this "Boars' Head"?

RFDC · **Joined:** Sun May 11, 2008 4:11 pm **Posts:** 57246

His comment to Douchebag awhile back was classic.

spmack · **Posted:** Fri Apr 24, 2009 1:29 pm

Recently, this one here where he called out Kujoe7 and crosscheck for not knowing how to spell Todd McShay.

SHARK wrote:

Folks, spell his name correctly if you're going to mention him. Get to know Todd McShay from Scouts, Inc., Chicago. Todd will be prominently featured on ESPN & ESPN2's NFL Draft Coverage starting Saturday @ 3p, and the way he's being advertised, he may be phasing out Mel Kiper, Jr. as ESPN's "Draft Expert" full time in the very near future.

Ex-Media Guy · **Joined:** Wed Sep 17, 2008 9:40 am **Posts:** 790

In response to my post: Surprise: Sun-Times files for bankruptcy. Who would have ever guessed?, SHARK gave me a “Hello McFly” with attitude and bite:

SHARK wrote:

Hello...McFly? This isn't a surprise that the Sun-Times and its parent company have filed Chapter 11 bankruptcy protection! They have had $$$$ woes for quite sometime. Why do you think 670 "The SCORE" just hired Joe Cowley to cover the White Sox? Why do you think Jay Mariotti left as columnist? Even before the scandal with ex-publisher Conrad Black, the Sun-Times was among a handful of prominent national newspapers in quite a bit of red ink financially...The traditional newspaper is going bye, bye as more and more people go online to get their news, sports, weather, business, etc. in this digital age.

Frank Coztansa · **Posted:** Fri Apr 24, 2009 2:03 pm

That one time he gave us a paragraph's worth of information in response to a question that needed a 1 sentence answer.

spmack · **Posted:** Fri Apr 24, 2009 2:04 pm

Frank Coztansa wrote:

That one time he gave us a paragraph's worth of information in response to a question that needed a 1 sentence answer.

rogers park bryan · **Joined:** Wed Sep 24, 2008 12:16 pm **Posts:** 81625

Found a good one...Check SHARKs confirmation skills in the Station Id thread

Killer V wrote:

I believe it's due to FCC regulations.

one post later....

SHARK wrote:

I think it's also to "make themselves legal" with the FCC. The time & temperature aren't just relegated to radio. Put on any local newscast, and you'll see the time, temp and station logo mainly on the lower right side of the screen. FOX 32 has been rotating its news logo on the lower left side of the screen, similar to FOX News Channel continuously. I think the time, temp & station logo are here to stay, whether you have HD or not.

SHARK · **Posted:** Fri Apr 24, 2009 2:23 pm

spmack wrote:

Recently, this one here where he called out Kujoe7 and crosscheck for not knowing how to spell Todd McShay.

SHARK wrote:

Folks, spell his name correctly if you're going to mention him. Get to know Todd McShay from Scouts, Inc., Chicago. Todd will be prominently featured on ESPN & ESPN2's NFL Draft Coverage starting Saturday @ 3p, and the way he's being advertised, he may be phasing out Mel Kiper, Jr. as ESPN's "Draft Expert" full time in the very near future.

Spmack, I happen to be a good speller, and it's not just Todd McShay's name that I spelled correctly. The Tony Kornheiser-sounding Erik Kuselias & Ryen Russillo are two national ESPN Radio hosts whose names I've noticed were also misspelled. Mentioning them is one thing, but it would help if people would spell their names correctly, especially if anyone ever wanted to E-mail them if something they said was that offensive...

rogers park bryan · **Joined:** Wed Sep 24, 2008 12:16 pm **Posts:** 81625

Awesome...SHARK is a comedic machine

SHARK wrote:

Spmack, I happen to be a good speller.

Darkside · **Posted:** Fri Apr 24, 2009 2:26 pm

SHARK wrote:

Spmack, I happen to be a good speller, and it's not just Todd McShay's name that I spelled correctly. The Tony Kornheiser-sounding Erik Kuselias & Ryen Russillo are two national ESPN Radio hosts whose names I've noticed were also misspelled. It's one thing to mention them in this board, but I'm just trying to help in correctly spelling their names.

SHARK, be thankful that you did not work with the "Moron at my job". His farewell email contained this little gem:

Moron at Darkside's Job wrote:

It was not my intenion to get farred. I preide myself on my work.

Ex-Media Guy · **Joined:** Wed Sep 17, 2008 9:40 am **Posts:** 790

SHARK wrote:

Was there any doubt Derrick Rose was going to win the NBA Rookie of the Year? Hell no! Before the season, writers had the Heat's Michael Beasley, the Grizzlies' O.J. Mayo, and even the Blazers' Greg Oden ahead of #1. Hello McFly?! Oden's NOT EVEN A ROOKIE!!! He missed his rookie season due to microfracture surgery! Earth to NBA Writers...

SHARK · **Posted:** Fri Apr 24, 2009 2:27 pm

rogers park bryan wrote:

Awesome...SHARK is a comedic machine

SHARK wrote:

Spmack, I happen to be a good speller.

SHARK is a good speller, RogersPark Bryan...Seriously. :wink:

Ex-Media Guy · **Joined:** Wed Sep 17, 2008 9:40 am **Posts:** 790

Darkside wrote:

Moron at Darkside's Job wrote:

It was not my intenion to get farred. I preide myself on my work.

That's awesome. :lol:

rogers park bryan · **Joined:** Wed Sep 24, 2008 12:16 pm **Posts:** 81625

Ex-Media Guy wrote:

Darkside wrote:

Moron at Darkside's Job wrote:

It was not my intenion to get farred. I preide myself on my work.

That's awesome. :lol:

It is awesome...but I cant imagine someone spelling that bad. Im not tryin to be insensitive but is he retarded. My daughter can spell pride. My daughter turns 3 in july

donspiracy · **Posted:** Fri Apr 24, 2009 2:36 pm

Last year the NASCAR Pick 'em was created. (which SHARK ended up winning)

There were five races before the playoffs started. The five races were used to determine the order of the players for said playoff.

Once the playoffs started, all the players were assigned a Chase For The Cup driver which they kept for all of the last 10 races. The players were to pick a second driver to double the points and make things interesting.

SHARK was lost on the pick another driver thing. Hilarity ensues.
viewtopic.php?f=76&t=24468

Full 2008 NASCAR Pick 'em recap to bask in SHARK's glory.
viewtopic.php?f=124&t=29377

Douchebag · **Joined:** Tue Aug 19, 2008 3:03 pm **Posts:** 43577

RFDC wrote:

:lol: His comment to Douchebag awhile back was classic.

He has made a number or rude responses towards me. Gotta love the SHARK.

rogers park bryan · **Joined:** Wed Sep 24, 2008 12:16 pm **Posts:** 81625

donspiracy wrote:

SHARK was lost on the pick another driver thing. Hilarity ensues.
viewtopic.php?f=76&t=24468

The possible weather report for the next weeks race in lieu of a 2nd driver...SHARK!!!!!!!!!!!!

SHARK · **Posted:** Fri Apr 24, 2009 2:50 pm

I misunderstood the idea of picking a non-Chase for the Cup driver in addition to be assigned one when NASCAR's Sprint Cup Series was down to its last 10 races of last season. I'm glad Carl Edwards & his #99 AFLAC Ford put me in Victory Lane, even though Jimmie Johnson & the #48 Lowe's Chevy three-peated as Sprint Cup Champion.

rogers park bryan · **Joined:** Wed Sep 24, 2008 12:16 pm **Posts:** 81625

SHARK wrote:

I misunderstood the idea of picking a non-Chase for the Cup driver in addition to be assigned one when NASCAR's Sprint Cup Series was down to its last 10 races of last season. I'm glad Carl Edwards & his #99 AFLAC Ford put me in Victory Lane, even though Jimmie Johnson & the #48 Lowe's Chevy three-peated as Sprint Cup Champion.

SHARK being SHARK...

Dont apologize for being one of the funniest things on the Board SHARK.
Your attitude and Bite are just what we need around here often times.

bosco · **Posted:** Fri Apr 24, 2009 3:02 pm

SHARK wrote:

Mentioning them is one thing, but it would help if people would spell their names correctly, especially if anyone ever wanted to E-mail them if something they said was that offensive...

Exactly what I was thinking SHARK. How could you possibly e-mail someone without spelling their name right. :lol:

SHARK · **Posted:** Fri Apr 24, 2009 3:08 pm

I'm not about to apologize...One of the best things about posting on this board are the guys who look like famous people. Cases in point:
*The John Ratzenberger-looking Mike D'Antoni, head coach of the New York Knicks
*The Ron Jeremy-looking Stan Van Gundy, head coach of the Orlando Magic
*The Brian Hanley/Michael Chiklis-looking Scott Skiles, head coach of the Milwaukee Bucks
*The Paul Reubens-looking Kyle Orton, now QB of the Denver Broncos

Bagels · **Posted:** Fri Apr 24, 2009 3:23 pm

SHARK wrote:

*The Ron Jeremy-looking Stan Van Gundy, head coach of the Orlando Magic

this could be the best thread ever....

Mr. Reason · **Posted:** Fri Apr 24, 2009 3:50 pm

My favorite moment was when SHARK became Nancy and Andrew got Nancy pregnant. Then SHARK cried like a little baby to BigFan and the thread was deleted. It was a sad, sad day when the cold, dark hand of censorship descended on the CSFMB.
Well what's a tyrannically repressed man to do?

Darkside · **Posted:** Fri Apr 24, 2009 3:58 pm

Mr. Reason wrote:

My favorite moment was when SHARK became Nancy and Andrew got Nancy pregnant. Then SHARK cried like a little baby to BigFan and the thread was deleted. It was a sad, sad day when the cold, dark hand of censorship descended on the CSFMB.
Well what's a tyrannically repressed man to do?

I loved that day too.
In Memory of our beloved SHARK and his crazy escapades.

Ex-Media Guy · **Joined:** Wed Sep 17, 2008 9:40 am **Posts:** 790

SHARK wrote:

I couldn't tell if you guys were just joking or getting a little too personal with me and ABeebe...I take posting here seriously, but responsibly. Things got absolutely out of control & I felt the need to take action.

I've been called a lot worse, believe me.

Whenever I see the word "ABeebe" I smile.

Darkside · **Posted:** Fri Apr 24, 2009 4:04 pm

Ex-Media Guy wrote:

SHARK wrote:

I couldn't tell if you guys were just joking or getting a little too personal with me and ABeebe...I take posting here seriously, but responsibly. Things got absolutely out of control & I felt the need to take action.

I've been called a lot worse, believe me.

Whenever I see the word "ABeebe" I smile.

We do too whenever we see NSJ or sportsfan.

spmack · **Posted:** Fri Apr 24, 2009 4:07 pm

Darkside wrote:

We do too whenever we see NSJ or sportsfan.

You should be expecting a PM soon.

rogers park bryan · **Joined:** Wed Sep 24, 2008 12:16 pm **Posts:** 81625

Darkside wrote:

Mr. Reason wrote:

My favorite moment was when SHARK became Nancy and Andrew got Nancy pregnant. Then SHARK cried like a little baby to BigFan and the thread was deleted. It was a sad, sad day when the cold, dark hand of censorship descended on the CSFMB.
Well what's a tyrannically repressed man to do?

I loved that day too.
In Memory of our beloved SHARK and his crazy escapades.

BEST.POST.EVER.

Killer V right?

Ex-Media Guy · **Joined:** Wed Sep 17, 2008 9:40 am **Posts:** 790

No need for a PM. It's been long established that we are all one and the same.

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