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Tall Midget

Post subject: Name Mac's New Show

Posted: Fri Jun 05, 2009 4:43 pm

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OK, we all know that "The Danny Mac Show" will not stand as the name for Mac's new program. First, it's cheesy and kind of gay. Second, it doesn't account for Spiegel, who will be Mac's co-host. Since Mac's creative powers have apparently failed him, then, the task to rename his show has been left to us.

Good Dolphin is already on record as christening the show "Meatpants and the Meat-Eater," but this suggestion obviously only amplifies the aforementioned gay problem with the existing show name. My choice would be "Meatpants and the Meatball" because, while he's playing nice now, Bernstein will soon be fulminating against Mac's wanton, growing meatballery in the 1 PM show transition.

Anybody else have an entry?

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Post subject: Re: Name Mac's New Show

Posted: Fri Jun 05, 2009 4:45 pm

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Cheesy and Kind of Gay

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Post subject: Re: Name Mac's New Show

Posted: Fri Jun 05, 2009 4:47 pm

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Other possibilities could be:

Mac and the Echo Chamber
The Meatball and the Milktoast
Mac and His Security Blanket
The Afternoon Buffoons

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Post subject: Re: Name Mac's New Show

Posted: Fri Jun 05, 2009 4:48 pm

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The Heavy Meatpants Fuel Crew Saloon?

Too wordy?

Mac and Meat make Hamburger Helper. Trying to figure out someting clever along those lines.

I got nuttin.

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Tall Midget

Post subject: Re: Name Mac's New Show

Posted: Fri Jun 05, 2009 4:48 pm

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Or:

Bernstein's Pinata

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Post subject: Re: Name Mac's New Show

Posted: Fri Jun 05, 2009 4:52 pm

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how clever.

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Post subject: Re: Name Mac's New Show

Posted: Fri Jun 05, 2009 4:54 pm

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doug - evergreen park wrote:

how clever.

Seems like false advertising to me, Doug, so I don't think your suggestion will work. Nice try, though. Keep at it.

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Posted: Fri Jun 05, 2009 4:54 pm

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Post subject: Re: Name Mac's New Show

Posted: Fri Jun 05, 2009 5:00 pm

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Tall Midget wrote:

doug - evergreen park wrote:

how clever.

Seems like false advertising to me, Doug, so I don't think your suggestion will work. Nice try, though. Keep at it.

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Post subject: Re: Name Mac's New Show

Posted: Fri Jun 05, 2009 5:02 pm

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4 hours from the Gazeebo.

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Jalapenos and More

Post subject: Re: Name Mac's New Show

Posted: Fri Jun 05, 2009 6:04 pm

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The Butcher Shop, Presented by Allen Brothers
Wide Seats for Midday Meat
Danny Mac's Lunchmeat Counter
Commitment to Meatcellence
MEAT MEAT MEAT (assuming Jurko joins)

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Post subject: Re: Name Mac's New Show

Posted: Fri Jun 05, 2009 6:11 pm

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2 dicks wow!!

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Post subject: Re: Name Mac's New Show

Posted: Fri Jun 05, 2009 6:20 pm

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McRib

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Post subject: Re: Name Mac's New Show

Posted: Fri Jun 05, 2009 6:33 pm

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Since Mac now runs the Score and got them to take on Spiegal if they wanted him how about...

Lamb of God

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Jalapenos and More

Post subject: Re: Name Mac's New Show

Posted: Fri Jun 05, 2009 6:40 pm

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Mac with MS

Yeah, I went there.

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Post subject: Re: Name Mac's New Show

Posted: Fri Jun 05, 2009 6:46 pm

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The Danger McPantalones Show (yeah, that would make sense to the masses :wink:

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Post subject: Re: Name Mac's New Show

Posted: Fri Jun 05, 2009 6:51 pm

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I generally like completely spelled out last names of the show's principals, e.g. Boers and Bernstein.

So it's either McNeil and Spiegel or if they want to go the cutesy nickname route, I could live with Mac and Spiegs.

On this board and in private conversations I would like, with Midge's permissions, to use The Meatball and The Meatpants reference.

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Post subject: Re: Name Mac's New Show

Posted: Fri Jun 05, 2009 6:59 pm

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Beardown wrote:

Lamb of God

If Spiegal gets out of line Mac will change it to...Silence of the Lamb

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Post subject: Re: Name Mac's New Show

Posted: Fri Jun 05, 2009 7:10 pm

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Beardown wrote:

Lamb of God

If Spiegal gets out of line Mac will change it to...Silence of the Lamb

Lamb of God will be nice because they could use Redneck, a word that so succinctly describes Mac, as an opening song for the show.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kk-1TKNnYhc

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Posted: Fri Jun 05, 2009 7:36 pm

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I think we nailed it Coach.

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Post subject: Re: Name Mac's New Show

Posted: Fri Jun 05, 2009 7:38 pm

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Tall Midget wrote:

Other possibilities could be:

Mac and the Echo Chamber
The Meatball and the Milktoast
Mac and His Security Blanket
The Afternoon Buffoons

The Afternoon Buffoons describes too many different shows!

The Meatballs of Midday seems to fit.

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Posted: Fri Jun 05, 2009 7:40 pm

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I thought you'd like the scenes shot inside the tour bus.

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Post subject: Re: Name Mac's New Show

Posted: Fri Jun 05, 2009 7:53 pm

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First Call

The early start to the show coincides with the opening of some fine establishments on the west coast. Well, within an hr at least. Idk, its probably too close to the title or theme of his old show.

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Post subject: Re: Name Mac's New Show

Posted: Fri Jun 05, 2009 9:18 pm

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Chris_in_joliet wrote:

2 dicks wow!!

One of my favorite soundbites on either sports talk station, Chris...And we can think the legendary Dick Enberg, former Bears' head coach Dick Jauron & sideline babe Bonnie Bernstein during a Bears/Jaguars' game on CBS Sports for the classic soundbite...

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Post subject: Re: Name Mac's New Show

Posted: Fri Jun 05, 2009 9:47 pm

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Mac. Meat & Jurko...

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Post subject: Re: Name Mac's New Show

Posted: Sun Jun 07, 2009 8:53 pm