I rarely troll.

I thought Degenerate Dave was married to Dan McNeil.

Even Woodridge Ryan would find that funny!

I thought Degenerate Dave was married to Dan McNeil.

Also if you fuck someone like they are a millionaire they might go try to be one.

I will be 42 in September. My wife is 28.

We have been together for almost five years.

whats your life insurance look like?

Further explanation is clearly needed. My wife is YOUNGER than me.

This explains my juvenile attempts at humor from time to time.

Just a joke dude. Doesn't really require psychoanalysis.

Caller Anne was a crazy old broad that called into Berns once upon a time. Come to think of it, Rosenbloom might ave been filling in that day.

I just wanted to let everyone know that it wasn't the other way around - no worries A7, all in good fun.

At my age, a Cougar would have to be in her sixties and that just ain't right...

I will be 42 in September. My wife is 28.

We have been together for almost five years.

No, I liked it, Reason. Really... I did. It prompted me to FINALLY clear up that "gettin' out of bed" stuff that took on a life of its own.

I rarely troll.

My life has made better because of TRUE friends -- not fawning ALSers, like Slapshot Ed, Vandy, Three Putt Gene, Highland Park Kevin, 1-Iron Mark, Golfboy (Scorehead #84), Gridiron Assassin and others.

Kissed her at a spin the bottle game in High school and in those days, that was your open to door to asking a chick out. I froze, what can I say. She was nothing like she is now. She was the ultimate prepster, good girl from Winnetka. Who knew this chick would write one of the best albums out there. Too bad she cant sing at all.

Kissed her at a spin the bottle game in High school and in those days, that was your open to door to asking a chick out. I froze, what can I say. She was nothing like she is now. She was the ultimate prepster, good girl from Winnetka. Who knew this chick would write one of the best albums out there. Too bad she cant sing at all.

I am in the urination, puking, drunk, yelling zone.

I once jerked in a chicken truck, so I have that going for me.

Is it bad that I have never heard any of her songs. Some appearance at a ball game doesn't count.

I am in the urination, puking, drunk, yelling zone.

I once jerked in a chicken truck, so I have that going for me.

No, aside from the one album mentioned which is overrated but still good, everything else is revolting

Also if you fuck someone like they are a millionaire they might go try to be one.

Don't tease me like that, Mr. Belvidere. I have had a fondness for The Ribbon for many years.

It's more fun to be a victim

There will never be an effective vaccine. I'll never get one anyway.