Hernandez found after failed suicide attempt
June 22, 2009 2:45 PM | No Comments
FBI officials have confirmed David Hernandez is in custody after a failed suicide attempt in Normal

From Chicago Tribune

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Oh wow....

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how many posts and views will this get

ill say 107 replies...and 872 views

Gotta imagine North would have preferred that he off'd himself, no?

What a soap opera. Looking forward to details.

And in a few minutes, I'm going to be sending a text to Doug-EP, Chris St Charles, Kid Cairo, and Zack complaining about the board crashing....

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The real question is: How many threads will this cause? I say 11.

14

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I just don't understand how the FBI thought he was suicidal.
They had that listed in his WANTED poster.

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favrefan said:"Chris Coghlan isn't gonna pay your rent, Jimmy."

I hear he tried to slash his wrists with a broken Marconi jar.

Or how many hours of downtime the rush of "guests" reading them will cause.

Normal, huh? If he was headed for Belize--or even Mexico--he sure didn't get very far!

his wife told the fbi that he said he was suicidal back when this whole thing started.

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This thread is up to 15 guests already.

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Charlie: Oh shit. Look at that door dude. See that door right there? That door marked 'Pirate'? You think a pirate lives in there?
Dennis: I see a door marked 'Private.'

hes a fuckin dumbass is what he is. he probably went there just so he could blend in and be 'normal'. stupid mexican

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the world will always the world. your entire existence is defined by your response.

Is he stupid because he's Mexican, or is he stupid because he's stupid?

You were one of my favorites, Ike. I'm disappointed.

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Kid Cairo's Boers & Bernstein YouTube Channel

Kid Cairo: 2013 March Madness Tournament Winner!

"Cowabunga? Cowa fucking piece of dog shit! This game is diarrhea coming out of my dick!"

Ok,missed that,thanks! This story is amazing to say the least.
From "Top of the World,Ma" to this.

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favrefan said:"Chris Coghlan isn't gonna pay your rent, Jimmy."

Hope he gets well soon. I can't wait for the trial.

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Hmmm. I live in Normal and would like to know where this bastard failed.

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To express sorrow over the attempted suicide attempt, Reinsdorf has ordered the dessert carts in the Cell skyboxes to be draped in black crepe as they make their rounds this week.

OKC, I thought the same thing at first, but if memory serves there was a big thing in - college basketball, I want to say - where some big name coach called someone that. I think Ike is referencing that.

Or I could be completely wrong........

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Du hockey comme dans le temps

I was in Normal two weekends ago (button 48), I should have stuck around to look for him.

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Kid Cairo's Boers & Bernstein YouTube Channel

Kid Cairo: 2013 March Madness Tournament Winner!

"Cowabunga? Cowa fucking piece of dog shit! This game is diarrhea coming out of my dick!"

I almost killed myself in Normal a few times when I went to school there but it
wasn't on purpose, and due almost exclusively to excessive drinking. Not much
else to do in Normal.

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Flew too close to the sun on wings of pastrami

I made myself look stupid, didn't I?

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Du hockey comme dans le temps

You're a funny guy Chimpo.

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Kid Cairo's Boers & Bernstein YouTube Channel

Kid Cairo: 2013 March Madness Tournament Winner!

"Cowabunga? Cowa fucking piece of dog shit! This game is diarrhea coming out of my dick!"

my sister went there..I tried to kill myself a few times as well.

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@audioidkid

Im sure the Sarah Marshall, Chico Dusty mult will post two or three.

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What do you mean there isn't anything to do in Normal?? That is my old college stomping ground. Anywhere you can be that is within thousands of college girls is always a good thing. Maybe he was hiding out at La Bamba's on ISU campus.

"Few details were being released, but the police chief of neighboring Bloomington said Hernandez has been transported to a hospital.

Hernandez called his wife, Gina Hernandez, from a hospital in Normal about noon today, according to Tim Martin, an attorney for Gina Hernandez.

"He talked to her for a minute and said he was sorry for everything he put her through," Martin said. "


Gee, now I'm sort of feeling sorry for Hernandez.....someone should have warned him about North!

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