rosario dawson as cici (aka big jiggly jugs)

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Frank Coztansa wrote:
Please die in a fire.

the kid from Old School who got pulled off the wall when they forgot to detach the cinder block from his rope

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O judgment! Thou art fled to brutish beasts,
And men have lost their reason.

How about CyCy as herself. She'll probably need some extra work soon.

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-"God is great. Beer is good. And People are crazy!"

why does north have a black eye in that picture?

Funny with the Sherman casting

I've updated the list a bit ... we're getting close.

I need help with the remaining people that need to be cast, and please add photos if you have them for guys like Jesse and BigTimB etc.

Was really bummed that Ameet didn't look like Samir from Office Space. Damnit.

haratio sans from snl as the reporter.

Woody Harrelson, stoned and playing his Cheers character, should portray Jesse.

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"Nobody ever went broke underestimating the taste of the American public." ~ H.L. Mencken

Horshak as Webby

If anyone had a Tribune yesterday, the guy who got a $21 million settlement from the state for wrongfull conviction would be a great Jiggs.

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O judgment! Thou art fled to brutish beasts,
And men have lost their reason.

Maybe Mike should call him to invest in his new ventures.

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"It's not exactly a rocket surgery." D.J.

Seeing that I am apparently dumb enough to not understand how to search for topics on here (the search doesn't work at all, right?), I figured I would bump this topic for two reasons.

One. We need to find someone to play April Rose ... most likely we will let her star as herself, but I'm open to other nominations.

Two. I just, tonight, made the connection that the goofball hottie from the WGN Movie Underground promos IS April Rose. I don't know if it's the photoshopping done to her mug on the stills I have seen, but yikes her face just doesn't look that good "on film" when I see those promos run on WGN for the "hosts" of their movie nights. The ridiculous security guard is one thing, but the brunette showing nothing but thighs and leather is quite another. Am I the last guy to realize that this is the same chick that Banker Dave had parading on the cswebio site towards the end?

Funny blog, by the way, that I found when verifying that it was the same "broad": http://evohlklown.blogspot.com/2009/06/april-rose-on-wgn.html

Thank you for that...

George played by Anthony Edwards was fucking priceless!!!

Hey, thanks, I've worked long and hard acquiring the rights to this epic story ... and, obviously, casting folks for the characters.

And, sorry to report, we will not be extending you an offer to play yourself - if you check the first post you'll see who is portraying you, Sir.

WAR the return of PalTalk, drinky! Rack me.

TB played by Willie is beyond outstanding!

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"It's not exactly a rocket surgery." D.J.

Mr. Drummond - Plays Dan Bernstein

Arnold - Plays Jason Goff

Willis - Plays Drinky

Brendan Ayanbedjo as Goff

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O judgment! Thou art fled to brutish beasts,
And men have lost their reason.

Long time lurker and first time poster here.

I would like to nominate Aretha Franklin to play Jiggs in the movie. The only problem is that Aretha's titties might not be as big as Dan's are.

You should have stayed a lurker.

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"He is a loathsome, offensive brute
--yet I can't look away."

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Now I know who my first 'Douchbag of the Week' nominee will be.

Fred played by the the fat guy from the Sopranos, Tony's brother in law. Can't recall the actor's name right now.

Fritzy by Frank Vincent.

Knuckles by another Sopranos guy, the fat guy who turned out to be gay. Again, don't recall the name of the actor or the character.

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"It's not exactly a rocket surgery." D.J.

I nominate Larry David to play George Ofman.

He should be played by an animated Great Gazoo from the Flintstones.

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O judgment! Thou art fled to brutish beasts,
And men have lost their reason.

Sean Patrick Thomas as Holmes

Steven Seagal as Hampton

Joe Pantoliano with shaved head will make a better Jesse. Chiklis is too big.

Uncle Fuzzy should be played by Lemmy Kilmister.

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"It's not exactly a rocket surgery." D.J.

BUMP (in celebration of beardown's celebration of the anniversary of the death of WEBIO)

Jesse

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Good people drink good beer - Hunter S. Thompson

<º)))><

Waiting for the time when I can finally say
That this has all been wonderful, but now I'm on my way

No he's not.

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This shit is priceless!

And of course, Barney Rubble to play Mac.

Put a little makeup on him and he'd make a good Larry.

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Anybody here seen my old friend Bobby?
Can you tell me where he's gone?
I thought I saw him walkin' up to The Hill
With Matthew, Tulsi, and Don