Screw you guys.

Just playing.

Jason, in all seriousness, you have improved greatly over the last few years. I am not patronizing you, either. I really mean it.

Hey, I'm white and I'm entitled. You should have mentioned me by name, goddammit.

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Nice job Jason.

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I agree, guys. Jason has definitely come a long way as a host and always puts a smile on my face when he's on.

Jason, tell Ozzie Jr you got this, you are taking it on to Grobber at midnight!

What happened to the tease of NBA draft thoughts? That is your wheel house!

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"He is a loathsome, offensive brute
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Nice use of Jay -Z "DOA" as your closing theme......

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Before listening to Jason Goff I had no idea EVERYTHING in Chicago sports is like a relationship with women.

Bears trade for Jay Cutler: 'It's like that really hot girl you thought you had no chance with then she asks YOU out'.

The cubs are bad then start playing good then play bad: 'It's like that girl you dumped but then you get with her one night when you're drunk and you get back with her and you're really mad at yourself for being so stupid.'

The Sox call up Gordon Beckham: 'It's like one of your buddies younger sisters that you see at a club one night and she's all grown up and you're thinking to yourself damn she's REALLY hot.

The Blackhawks resurgance: 'It's like a girl you've been friends with your whole life then all of sudden you get with her and you're wondering why the hell you didn't do this sooner'.

Thank you Jason. I will never look at Chicago sports the same way again.

Bradley is like that crazy girl in high school...you know shell be awesome in bed...but its just not worth dealing with her crazy ass...

sounds like speaking from experience

Shell? Sheldon? No, no. You did not have great sex with Sheldon. A Sheldon can do your income taxes. If you need a root canal, Sheldon's your man, but humpin' and pumpin' is not Sheldon's strong suit. It's the name. 'Do it to me, Sheldon.' 'You're an animal, Sheldon.' 'Ride me, big Sheldon.' It doesn't work.

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yeah a little bit...didnt get too nuts...ive met some crazier chicks since then

She'll

Sheldon is the guy on the train that says hi to you everyday like your old friends...you say hi back not to be rude...if you have someone with you your like "oh thats this guy sheldon...weird. nice guy thought...hi sheldon...ok see ya tomorrow"

I thought Sheldon was the kid in school who used to blow his nose and save the used tissue in his book bag.

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yeah thats him. talks about the weather constantly. no matter what the weather sheldon is discussing it.

Those other girl references are pretty good
Wish I would have SAID them, other than the Derosa one.

and you wonder why Goff always responds to Beardown...they are the same person

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Have to agree with the thoughts here on J Goff. It's a good listen and I would MUCH rather hear him in Dan Patrick's slot instead of, well, Dan Patrick.

Thanks Grady.

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"Cowabunga? Cowa fucking piece of dog shit! This game is diarrhea coming out of my dick!"

Mark DeRosa traded to the Cardinals: 'It's like when you break up with a girl and then you start thinking maybe you want to get back with her so you give her a call one night after you get home from the club and she tells you she's dating a guy that whooped your ass in kindergarten'.

Jason - Are you getting your own show? No more Dan Patrick??????

Right now, Jason's not scheduled to host a show this week according to the schedule at 670thescore.com. Laurence Holmes is listed between 10p-12Midnight followed by Dan Patrick now through Wednesday, but is likely shortened tonight because of 2 rain delays in the White Sox/Indians' game in Cleveland. The Sox & Royals play an 12Noon game in Kansas City Saturday for the 4th of July, and there's a "TBA" listed after the game between 4p-Midnight. In recent weeks, Joe Ostrowski & John "Rock" Mamola has been hosting a sports talk show on Saturdays before and/or after a Sox game...It's unclear yet if Jason is the "TBA" after Saturday's Sox game in K.C., or if they'll head right to Los Angeles for Sporting News Radio programming the rest of the day. Stay tuned, folks.

I'll be hosting Friday night from 10-1am & Saturday form 8-Midnight w/ Rock Mamola.
Haven't hosted with anyone in a while, so this should be fun.
Looking forward to both nights; I hope you guys are entertained,

entertained.

Jason, it's entertaining whenever the SCORE gives you a chance to host local sports talk. You've put a big smile on my face and wish you had more opportunities to host, whether it's on your own, with John "Rock" Mamola Saturday night 8p-Midnight, or if you & Matt Abbatacola get a shot to host again in the near future. I don't know what I like more, when Drinky does "Grandma Trivia" or when you do "Man Time" near the end of your own show...It'll be good to listen in after the White Sox/Royals' game tomorrow night, and Saturday night w/"Rock". Have fun!

Awesome!


P.S. there ARE girls on this board that you entertain also!

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Woo Hoo!!!! Drunk white women for everybody!!!! You lucky bastard, Jason. It's so easy for you. They just throw themselves at you.

Why did Mitch break up the Goff and Drinky Show?

Beardown, we have this Dark Knight (pun intended) Joker thing going on don't we?
Have a safe holiday weekend. I'll holla at you Friday night (10-1am) and Saturday night (8-midnight)