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PostPosted: Fri Jul 10, 2009 11:43 pm 
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Im not implying anything, but isnt it interesting how so many of these pictures focus on those two...

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PostPosted: Fri Jul 10, 2009 11:46 pm 
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Don't spend $4.79 on the Dos Equis! That's .2% of your total revenue!

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PostPosted: Sat Jul 11, 2009 12:54 am 
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"Iam sorry, but Mr. Hernandez's credit card was declined."

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PostPosted: Sat Jul 11, 2009 12:57 am 
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"Now Mike, If you hear some things about me being a con man, dont worry, Ive just attract stupid ppl sometimes. Now, if you will excuse me, I gotta go in the back and wash some dishes....."

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Superbitch, I'll pay for your tickets and drinks if your little pussy ass shows up. I GUARANTEE you'll leave in an ambulance though.


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PostPosted: Sat Jul 11, 2009 12:59 am 
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"Hey Hood, get aload of Sherman chasin da dessert cart....."

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Superbitch, I'll pay for your tickets and drinks if your little pussy ass shows up. I GUARANTEE you'll leave in an ambulance though.


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PostPosted: Sat Jul 11, 2009 1:02 am 
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Yogurt bath?

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Superbitch, I'll pay for your tickets and drinks if your little pussy ass shows up. I GUARANTEE you'll leave in an ambulance though.


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PostPosted: Sat Jul 11, 2009 1:03 am 
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Priceless. All of the above.

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Ummm......Da Bank told me dis check bounced Mr.Hernandez.

DH : no no no, it's not 'bounce', it's ounce, we pay you in ounces......MY GUY!


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PostPosted: Sat Jul 11, 2009 7:46 am 
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"Iam sorry, but Mr. Hernandez's credit card was declined."



AWESOME - AWESOME tag line. Thanks for the laugh! :lol:

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PostPosted: Sat Jul 11, 2009 8:17 am 
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The look of (fake) concentration on Mike's face in those two pictures with Be and DH is priceless.

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The look of (fake) concentration on Mike's face in those two pictures with Be and DH is priceless.


It looks like he's trying not to blurt out, "This is a colossus mistake."

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PostPosted: Sat Jul 11, 2009 10:29 am 
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The April Rose Diet demonstration:

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PostPosted: Sat Jul 11, 2009 10:41 am 
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I just realized that I've never been to a Hooters.

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PostPosted: Sat Jul 11, 2009 11:46 am 
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My Coach Vinny wrote:
I just realized that I've never been to a Hooters.


The experience is great until you eat and twenty minutes later the poorly handled food makes you poop your brains out.

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PostPosted: Sat Jul 11, 2009 12:21 pm 
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My Coach Vinny wrote:
I just realized that I've never been to a Hooters.


The experience is great until you eat and twenty minutes later the poorly handled food makes you poop your brains out.


They have food?

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At least David Hernandez will lose some weight while in prison... Looks like he was ballooning up there @ Hooters! :D

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LMAO! Classic! :)


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Bebe: "You've got a little bit of Hernandez still in your teeth, sweetheart."
April: "Here?"
Bebe: "No, left side."
April: "OK. Did I get it?"
Bebe: "No."
April: "How about now?"
Bebe: "Yeah... I think you've got it."
April: "OK. Say, will you buy me a Dos Equis?"
Bebe: "Sure. Say, David? Can you buy April a Dos Equis?"
David: "Sure. Hey, bartender! A Dos Equis for the pretty lady over here. Credit card? Can you just put it on my tab?"
Bartender: "Whatever you say!"
David: "You've got that right. North, go bring that over here after he pours it."
North: "My guy!"
April: "Thanks for the beer, Mr. Hernandez."
David: "Yeah, yeah. And April, please go brush your teeth for God's sakes."
April: "Yes, sir...."
David: "Jesus Christ."

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PostPosted: Sat Jul 11, 2009 11:01 pm 
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HILARIOUS stuff guys! I may have missed it but whose facebook is this from?


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PostPosted: Thu Jul 16, 2009 2:45 am 
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The thread is GOLD. :lol:


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PostPosted: Thu Jul 16, 2009 11:26 am 
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Colonel Sanders - I love your chicken! YOU'RE MY GUY!


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Welcome to Jurassic Park.

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PostPosted: Thu Jul 16, 2009 8:22 pm 
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Wait a minute, is the guy in the back right making the blowjob sign?

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PostPosted: Thu Jul 16, 2009 8:38 pm 
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Mike looks ready to go for it.


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PostPosted: Thu Jul 16, 2009 9:11 pm 
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Hernandez kinda looks like Al Gore in that picture.

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PostPosted: Thu Jul 16, 2009 9:13 pm 
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PostPosted: Thu Jul 16, 2009 9:15 pm 
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Jalapenos and More wrote:
Hernandez kinda looks like Al Gore in that picture.

Well, North did think he invented webcasting and Hernandez needs to be fatter and more bearded, by crackey.

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PostPosted: Thu Jul 16, 2009 9:17 pm 
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Camera pointing, or grabber practice?

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PostPosted: Thu Jul 16, 2009 9:20 pm 
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Camera pointing, or grabber practice?

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They're just practicing for Hernandez's court date.

...Yes, he's in the court room...

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PostPosted: Thu Jul 16, 2009 9:21 pm 
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I don't know, Reason. Gore never rocked size 38s like our guy:

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Apparently, the belt was too stretched out for Hernandez to hang himself with it.

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