Guess what I am waiting for?

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"That's what the internet is for. Slandering others anonymously." Banky
“Been that way since one monkey looked at the sun and told the other monkey ‘He said for you to give me your fuckin’ share.’”

Your matching Kenny Williams and Jerry Reinsdorf voodoo dolls to arrive in the mail?

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You do not talk to me like that! I work too hard to deal with this stuff! I work too hard! I'm an important member of the CSFMB! I drive a Dodge Stratus!

something related to steve stone and his cubs bashing.

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Reality is your friend, not your enemy. -- Seacrest

Search function to work correctly? Spell check?

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-"God is great. Beer is good. And People are crazy!"

The 18 year old from the Bears food tent to call you?

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"He is a loathsome, offensive brute
--yet I can't look away."

To send out the prizes from your trivia contests a couple months back?

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That would be us waiting.

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-"God is great. Beer is good. And People are crazy!"

Avatars on Monday?
The CSFMB newsletter?

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"Play until it hurts, then play until it hurts to not play."
http://soundcloud.com/darkside124 HOF 2013, MM Champion 2014

The next "GAY DAYS" street festival?

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You do not talk to me like that! I work too hard to deal with this stuff! I work too hard! I'm an important member of the CSFMB! I drive a Dodge Stratus!

A paternity test to be revealed on a very special upcoming Maury?

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Power is always in the hands of the masses of men. What oppresses the masses is their own ignorance, their own short-sighted selfishness.
- Henry George

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The effects of a little blue pill?

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"Play until it hurts, then play until it hurts to not play."
http://soundcloud.com/darkside124 HOF 2013, MM Champion 2014

the "big pasta fan" podcast to be aired? or murph's triumphant return?

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team Mully & Hanley
team Meatpants

Christmas?

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The Score's upcoming 3-disc producer's-cut Julie Swieca compilation?

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Power is always in the hands of the masses of men. What oppresses the masses is their own ignorance, their own short-sighted selfishness.
- Henry George

Your friends to send you the souvenirs they promised to get you during their hiking trip in Iraq?

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Loho's four breaking stories?

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"It's not exactly a rocket surgery." D.J.

Are you waiting for this?




Or God forbid this:



or god help you this:

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Does your cat make too much noise? Try KITTEN MITTENS!


Charlie: Oh shit. Look at that door dude. See that door right there? That door marked 'Pirate'? You think a pirate lives in there?
Dennis: I see a door marked 'Private.'

Something you really need - a droid that understands the binary language of moisture vaporators?
(including Bah-Chi, which would be like a second language to said droid)

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Power is always in the hands of the masses of men. What oppresses the masses is their own ignorance, their own short-sighted selfishness.
- Henry George

These aren't the droids you are looking for.

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This is my signature...

He's been waiting 5 years for that...

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The morning after pill for men?

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I distrust those people who know so well what God wants them to do, because I notice it always coincides with their own desires. -Susan B. Anthony

For Pam Zekman to return your amourous advances?

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favrefan said:"Chris Coghlan isn't gonna pay your rent, Jimmy."

For Be-Be to return your emails?
For my Ruca?

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"Play until it hurts, then play until it hurts to not play."
http://soundcloud.com/darkside124 HOF 2013, MM Champion 2014

For your kidney stone to pass?

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Second City Saint

Your matching Kenny Williams and Jerry Reinsdorf voodoo dolls to arrive in the mail?
JUST THE KENNY DOLL

something related to steve stone and his cubs bashing.
WHAT BASHING? HE CLAIMS HE DOESN’T DO ANYTHING

Search function to work correctly? Spell check?
NO AND YES, BUT NOT THE ANSWER

The 18 year old from the Bears food tent to call you?
ACTUALLY STILL PRAYING FOR 18!


To send out the prizes from your trivia contests a couple months back?
ONLY 1 PERSON OWED A PRIZE STILL AND THAT’S BECAUSE I CANT ADD


Avatars on Monday?
The CSFMB newsletter?
WHATS WRONG WITH AVATARS? TRIED NEWSLETTER A FEW TIMES, BUT WORKING ON IT

The next "GAY DAYS" street festival?
IT’S ONLY OVER IF YOU WANT IT TO BE OVER!

A paternity test to be revealed on a very special upcoming Maury?
WHEN I WAS YOUNGER THAT SCARED THE SHIT OUT OF ME! NOW, Eghhh OK FINE lol

The effects of a little blue pill?
TOOK THE BLUE PILL IN CANCUN ONCE, TRADERS I WENT WITH TAKE IT AS A RECREATIONAL DRUG. BEFORE THE LITTLE HEAD GOT GOING, THE BIG HEAD TURNED RED AND HOT! NOT GOOD AT SENOR FROGS WERE IT WAS 112 INSIDE. AND THNAKS TO SOME GIRL FROM CANADA FOR HELPING ME FIND A CURE!

the "big pasta fan" podcast to be aired? or murph's triumphant return?
CLOSE!

Christmas?
OVERRATED! USA WEEK SHOULD BE FROM DEC 24 to JAN 2, ALL NON RETAIL BUSINESSES ARE CLOSED!

The Score's upcoming 3-disc producer's-cut Julie Swieca compilation?
WOULD BE BETTER THAN SOME OTHER SHOWS

Your friends to send you the souvenirs they promised to get you during their hiking trip in Iraq?
I WENT TO IRAQ AND ALL I GOT WAS BEHEADED SHIRTS!

Loho's four breaking stories?
OH, THEY ARE COMING MY MAN! THEY WILL BE HUGE!

Your headache to go away?
I THINK NORTH WILL BE ON THE AIR FOR ANOTHER 6 MONTHS

Denny Crane?
NOT YET

Mr. Goodbar?
I HONESTLY HATE NUTS!

Something you really need - a droid that understands the binary language of moisture vaporators?
PRETTY SURE IT IS A GIVEAWAY DURING MARK BUERHLE APPRECIATION SERIES

The morning after pill for men?
THAT WOULD BE AWESOME!

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"That's what the internet is for. Slandering others anonymously." Banky
“Been that way since one monkey looked at the sun and told the other monkey ‘He said for you to give me your fuckin’ share.’”

GOLD, Bigfan, GOLD!

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"Play until it hurts, then play until it hurts to not play."
http://soundcloud.com/darkside124 HOF 2013, MM Champion 2014

Halo 3: ODST?

Modern Warfare 2?

...gulp...Starcraft 2?

I just hope you aren't still waiting for Duke Nukem Forever...if so, I have some bad news...

- The Sun?

- Godot

- Guffman

- the right man?

- for a girl like you to come into my life?

- the right time to talk to your kids about (the best place to buy) drugs?

- the ding-ding man?

- to be on JHood's show?

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Power is always in the hands of the masses of men. What oppresses the masses is their own ignorance, their own short-sighted selfishness.
- Henry George