Pictures? Do any of them like me?

They do not go into my Pm's Spaulding but I did show them the photo of you sporting that giant MUFF which they loved.

People are going to get the wrong idea here. You have no pictures like that.

Just curious are any of them divers?

Do you fucking know how to read? Because you sure as shit can't spell or construct a sentence.
Get yourself a copy of Hooked On Phonics, spend some quality time with your "sons" and reacquaint
yourself with 4th grade English class and read again what I wrote yesterday. You're not getting a rise out of me.
I just figured I'd spare you your remaining brain cells and preempt your retort for you. Hence, the sucking
my "dead dad's dick" part.

I wonder if Dan McNeil is as embarrassed by his blindly devout idiot followers
as Jesus Christ must be about his.

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Just chillin' like Garret Quillin.

You seem to always resort to these sort of tactics when you are exposed as an genius...
I get this place jumping, I offer fodder for the grill, I only do this to get a rise out of you fools, I get PM's from everybody saying how great I am and to keep it up, I have everyone in the office laughing their collective asses off and here's an oldie but a goody, it's not me, it's my sons playing you douchebags for fools...
You are nothing if not predictable, I guess.
I've said it before and I'll say it again...STU, you are full of poo.

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We all have private ails. The troublemakers are they who need public cures for their private ails.- Eric Hoffer

From what you told us you're old man is certainly getting one out of you. Stop please you fool ......

Maybe another night Reason... I've have other assclowns wanting my attention.Maybe Friday if I have time ..Get back to ya Midweek ??

No problem, STU. I realize how long it takes to go through those flattering and supportive PM's from all of your adoring fans.
This place would be a cemetery without you. We all would just wandering in the internet wilderness, I suspect. Thank you, our Cyber-Moses.
I am just awaiting your next insightful musing about the price of oil and how the powers that be are screwing us.
Oh, wait, the powers that be now only have our best interests in mind, so disregard the last...just keep on leading us to the promised land and battling the Philistine Douchebags along the way.

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We all have private ails. The troublemakers are they who need public cures for their private ails.- Eric Hoffer

He won't go after you, you must be part of that in crowd.

This is my favorite line ever. Nothing like blaming your childish posts on, your kids!?!?! How old are your kids that would allow them on here to talk like that. And if they are of a reasonable age, why would they want to come on a board and play under Daddy's screen name? I think you are maybe realizing how ridiculous you sound now and have sounded in the past "pounding douchebags." Keep it up though, its really fresh and entertaining, not old at all.

Oh and I cant wait for Slap Shot Ed to come on and tell me, or someone else how we were owned by Stu. You two and Mac should play a game of, who eats the cracker.

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Spiegs will eat it, hell, he'll eat anything.

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Just chillin' like Garret Quillin.

its not you im questioning its the actual people who do these ratings.

They are what they are. They are the only sheriff in town.
The winners love the ratings and expound on their infallibility, the losers hate 'em and question their reliability.

...and so it goes.

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Who is John Wall?

[quote="Seacrest
If I find some of your comments beneath YOUR personal dignity, am I wrong for questioning or commenting on that?

I think a personal level of humor can rise above a human's body functions. I sure others here share the same thought.

I have called out a number of folks here besides yourself including Mac, Bernstein, Frank, TM and the list goes on and on. I have been called out as much as others.[/quote]

I'm upset that you hold my personal dignity in such low esteem that you have not called me out.

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O judgment! Thou art fled to brutish beasts,
And men have lost their reason.

The great EKG GreGG is now the Doctor Phil of the board. I throw up anything here and you sad sacks of shit can not resist but to give us your educated thoughts on how you invented the internet and how you graduated from the Harvard school of douchebaggery. I'll keep this lame ass thread going as long as some asshat wants to retort.

No need to worry as you won't here from Slappy for quite some time.

Ok which one of STU's kids is this?

Seacrest,

I didn't say that my post wasn't dripping with hypocrisy; I was just hoping to share the wealth of knowledge I have gained from my time as a douchebag.

Sage advice my friend.

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Does your cat make too much noise? Try KITTEN MITTENS!


Charlie: Oh shit. Look at that door dude. See that door right there? That door marked 'Pirate'? You think a pirate lives in there?
Dennis: I see a door marked 'Private.'

Advice taken Dave. Thanks.

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