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Phil McCracken

Post subject: Re: Great Moments in SHARK history

Posted: Mon Aug 17, 2009 10:29 am

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I just love how he throws it out there like many of us on the board were confusing SHARK with those individuals. SHARK is a comedy goldmine.

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rogers park bryan

Post subject: Re: Great Moments in SHARK history

Posted: Thu Aug 20, 2009 3:08 pm

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On a day when a racist piece of garbage moondick ex cop turned painter dillusional chubby (yeah, your chubby too Dickface) loser is the focus of the board...I am truly grateful for a guy like SHARK

Thanks SHARK

SHARK wrote:

Walt Williams Neck wrote:

This board already has a weather doll! The Rangers' Ginger Zee

Here she is seen dancing with newly acquired outfielder Alex Rios

That can't be Alex Rios, let alone the Ranger that Ginger's dancing with...Rios wasn't a White Sox until just a couple weeks ago. That event Ginger and other Chicago celebrities took place I think in either June or July. Matt Rodewald, who is doing "Scoreboard Updates" this afternoon on "Boers & Bernstein", has nothing on Ginger!

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Krazy Ivan

Post subject: Re: Great Moments in SHARK history

Posted: Thu Aug 20, 2009 3:10 pm

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Fantastic.

Thanks, SHARK!!!!!

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Posted: Thu Aug 20, 2009 9:20 pm

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I couldn't tell who was dancing with NBC5's Ginger Zee at a charity event based on one of the most popular reality shows on TV, "Dancing with the Stars". Let me tell you something, folks. Ginger can dance...Matt Rodewald, as Ken Harrelson might say, "No..."

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Redneckmommy

Post subject: Re: Great Moments in SHARK history

Posted: Thu Aug 20, 2009 9:24 pm

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SHARK is THE Man!!!! His posts are great nuggets of joy. I owe him a beer at the next bowling thing.

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SHARK

Post subject: Re: Great Moments in SHARK history

Posted: Thu Aug 20, 2009 9:29 pm

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Redneckmommy wrote:

SHARK is THE Man!!!! His posts are great nuggets of joy. I owe him a beer at the next bowling thing.

Thanks, Redneckmommy. I had a blast earlier this year at CFSMB's Bowling Event at Irving Park Lanes, and it was such a honor meeting Fred Huebner & one half of ESPN 1000's "Waddle & Silvy" show, Marc Silverman, to boot. I would definitely like to take part in it again with many of my fellow fans on this message board real, real soon if possible.

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Redneckmommy

Post subject: Re: Great Moments in SHARK history

Posted: Thu Aug 20, 2009 9:37 pm

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SHARK wrote:

Redneckmommy wrote:

SHARK is THE Man!!!! His posts are great nuggets of joy. I owe him a beer at the next bowling thing.

Huebner was cool. I wouldn't mind if he came out to watch a soccer game one sat morning with him.

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SHARK

Post subject: Re: Great Moments in SHARK history

Posted: Thu Aug 20, 2009 9:39 pm

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Actually, Redneckmommy, Fred is the voice of Chicago Fire Soccer, and he'll be on FOX's MY50 at the unusual start time of 5p Sunday when the Fire hosts Colorado at TOYOTA Park in Bridgeview. Chris Doran provides the analysis and FOX32's Amy Freeze works the sidelines.

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The Original Kid Cairo

Post subject: Re: Great Moments in SHARK history

Posted: Fri Aug 21, 2009 3:25 pm

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SHARK wrote:

Harry Seaward wrote:

What does that mean? He speaks like that in person? Really? Is that what you're saying?

And I assume he's not 6'4" withabigstrongchest, correct?

Harry, I'm a fan just like everyone else on this board. Everyone has their own style when they respond to messages like this. If I am wordy sometimes, guilty as charged. I try to express my opinion, but whenever possible, I also try to provide background and credit where it's due. I can't help it there may be some who don't know who "Baldy McGrindy" is, let alone how Brian Paruch got nicknamed "the King" by Terry. If you've got a problem with anything I type, send a personal message. It's not that hard, and SHARK can take constructive criticism.

BITE!!!!

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Frank Coztansa

Post subject: Re: Great Moments in SHARK history

Posted: Fri Aug 21, 2009 3:28 pm

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send a personal message.

That alone is great! :lol:

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Post subject: Re: Great Moments in SHARK history

Posted: Fri Aug 21, 2009 8:38 pm

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Krazy Ivan

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Posted: Wed Aug 26, 2009 2:58 pm

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SHARK hates cartoons!!!!

SHARK wrote:

Honda's used this animated "Mr. Opportunity" character for a good 2 weeks or so promoting their end of model year end clearance, not just on radio, but on TV as well. "I'm Mr. Opportunity, and I'm knockin'..." Mr. O, knock this!

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Gun

Post subject: Re: Great Moments in SHARK history

Posted: Wed Aug 26, 2009 3:13 pm

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For some reason, every time I read Shark's posts I read it as if Gary from Evanston was writing it. Does Shark = Gary form Evanston?

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Phil McCracken

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Posted: Wed Aug 26, 2009 4:38 pm

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Krazy Ivan wrote:

SHARK hates cartoons!!!!

SHARK wrote:

Thats the kind of ATTITUDE and BITE that has been sorely lacking around here recently. This board has been too emo lately. This place was so much cooler 10 years ago.

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Phil McCracken

Post subject: Re: Great Moments in SHARK history

Posted: Wed Aug 26, 2009 4:56 pm

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SHARK wrote:

Vincent Antonelli wrote:

Doesnt Ted McGinley have to post here before it officially jumps the shark?

Believe it or not, hiring Ted McGinley is believed to be a sure sign that a TV show "Jumps the Shark", no pun intended. I was watching a special a while back on TV Guide Network, DIRECTV 237, featuring shows past & present that did just that...

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SHARK

Post subject: Re: Great Moments in SHARK history

Posted: Wed Aug 26, 2009 8:37 pm

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Gun wrote:

For some reason, every time I read Shark's posts I read it as if Gary from Evanston was writing it. Does Shark = Gary form Evanston?

Sorry, Gun...SHARK is NOT Gary from Evanston.

He'll be happy to know that "Who Ya Crappin'?" WILL BE HEARD come 5p tomorrow afternoon on 670 The SCORE & 670thescore.com in the final half hour of "Boers & Bernstein" after a two-week hiatus, complete with cheesy sound effects at the end of his crap...

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Mr. Reason

Post subject: Re: Great Moments in SHARK history

Posted: Wed Aug 26, 2009 9:24 pm

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I am still on the fence as to whether SHARK is one of the halfwits around here who fucking blow.

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rogers park bryan

Post subject: Re: Great Moments in SHARK history

Posted: Thu Aug 27, 2009 8:21 am

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Mr. Reason wrote:

I am still on the fence as to whether SHARK is one of the halfwits around here who fucking blow.

Where do I stand Reason?

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Bagels

Post subject: Re: Great Moments in SHARK history

Posted: Thu Sep 03, 2009 8:59 am

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rogers park bryan wrote:

SHARK wrote:

Kiefer Sutherland-looking Schilling !

Nope. Sorry SHARK...that one just doenst fly. Find somebody else who looks like Schilling

Great comparisons made by SHARK:

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Kiefer Sutherland-looking Schilling
Drew Carey-looking Joe Maddon
Garth Brooks-looking Mike Scioscia
Dwayne Johnson-looking Freddy Garcia
Jerry "The King" Lawler-looking Don Cooper
Joe Piscopo-looking Josh Mora
Kevin James-looking Eric Mangini
Gerald McRaney-looking Brad Childress
Whenever I see head coach Lovie Smith, I think of John Amos
John Clayton sounding Matt Rodewald
Bill Engvall-looking Trey Hillman
What about Thayer or his Peter Brady sounding partner
Fred Flintstone was considered a Stone Age-version of Ralph Kramden
Jenny Jones-looking Kerry Sayers
Carmen DeFalco/Gheorgie Muresan-looking Andy Pettitte
Jimmy Fallon-looking Rob Elgas
"The Wonder Years" Jason Hervey + Anthony Michael Hall = Gordon Beckham?
Joe Cocker-looking Ron Gardenhire
James Garner/Joe Pesci-looking Joe Torre
John Goodman/Fred Flintstone-looking Mark Streh
Tina Fey-looking Sarah Palin
Is it just me or does Kate Gosselin bear a strong resemblence to Victoria "Posh Spice" Beckham
Wentworth Miller-looking John Danks
"Stuttering" John Melendez-sounding Dan Hampton

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The Original Kid Cairo

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Posted: Thu Sep 03, 2009 9:10 am

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He's dead wrong on most of those.

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Posted: Thu Sep 03, 2009 10:19 am

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SHARK

Post subject: Re: Great Moments in SHARK history

Posted: Thu Sep 03, 2009 11:30 am

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I call it as I see it...Besides, all of those peeps would be ideal "Luke-a-Likes" Luke Stuckmeyer should feature the next time he does the midnight "SportsNite" show on Comcast SportsNet...By the way, I've only scratched the surface on celebrity lookalikes...

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Darkside

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Posted: Thu Sep 03, 2009 11:33 am

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SHARK wrote:

Who is SHARK's look alike?

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SHARK

Post subject: Re: Great Moments in SHARK history

Posted: Thu Sep 03, 2009 11:39 am

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This may appear absurd, but back in the day, some thought that I looked like "Eddie Munster", and I don't mean former Sun-Times and soon-to-be Trib columnist Jay Mariotti. Long before I got glasses, "Eddie Munster" was played by a guy named Butch Patrick on the classic '60s series that'll soon be on at 6p weeknights on WWME 23 "Me TV" starting September 14th. That may be a good "Assignment America"...

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spanky

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Posted: Thu Sep 03, 2009 11:40 am

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SHARK wrote:

back in the day, some thought that I looked like "Eddie Munster", and I don't mean former Sun-Times and soon-to-be Trib columnist Jay Mariotti. Long before I got glasses, "Eddie Munster" was played by a guy named Butch Patrick on the classic '60s series that'll soon be on at 6p weeknights on WWME 23 "Me TV" starting September 14th. That may be a good "Assignment America"...

That's absurd.

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Posted: Thu Sep 03, 2009 11:48 am