Get the fuck off of my house! Stay the fuck away from my kids' bedroom windows! Next time, you won't just get hit with the hose (can't wait to see if any of the neighbors ask why I was hosing off my roof at midnight on a Thursday...)!

Thank goodness my kids never saw this fucker. "No kids, there's nothing scratching at your window. It's probably just the wind......or a 40 pound fucking raccoon. Sleep tight!"

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Damn that sucks, in the last pic he mine as well be taunting you.

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You never miss your wealth, till your well went dry
Seem like only yesterday, you were here smiling
Now you gone away, but I know you in a better place
No traces of you, what can I do?
Alone and confused

oh, Sparky! Damn he got out again. just give him some nutter butters, killer--and put him in a cage. i'll come get him.

If ever there was a thread for MACK...one of the few good new mults...

I have a 115 grain solution to your problem. When you're ready, call me.

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http://soundcloud.com/darkside124 HOF 2013, MM Champion 2014

I hope you don't have pets at home Killer V.....

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Flew too close to the sun on wings of pastrami

M'eh ... saw it in The Great Outdoors.

/Lips & Assholes

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Power is always in the hands of the masses of men. What oppresses the masses is their own ignorance, their own short-sighted selfishness.
- Henry George

It puts the lotion on or it gets sprayed with the hose.

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O judgment! Thou art fled to brutish beasts,
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UPDATE: The offender has chosen to up the ante. I just got back from taking the kids to school (not a euphemism) and the fucker absolutely shredded my daughter's nerf soccer ball. The evidence is purely circumstantial, but I know it was Jumbo...

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Jumbos new play partner:

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"Play until it hurts, then play until it hurts to not play."
http://soundcloud.com/darkside124 HOF 2013, MM Champion 2014

Be careful. Racoons are territorial, and if this is a female she will protect her young. The ones that are trapped are generally euthanized becuase they are so hostile with the territory.

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I would go with the Forrest Gump mult. He has the perfect line about "coons".

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Good point Frank, I have to agree with you here, they are nasty critters. Along with this a lot of
them carry rabies. Proceed with caution Killer V, especially in the dark. You don't want to end
up running into this....

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Flew too close to the sun on wings of pastrami

Did you ever stop and think maybe the raccoon thinks your a douchebag?

After all, I doubt he sprayed you with a hose.

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You do not talk to me like that! I work too hard to deal with this stuff! I work too hard! I'm an important member of the CSFMB! I drive a Dodge Stratus!

You just inspired a terrible mult.

And I thought you were gonna ask if the Racoon has previous DUI's

I don't think this thing is having babies on my roof. (That would be quite a talent).

BR- If you would like to come and mediate for us, so we might further understand each other's feelings on this matter, let me know your schedule.

Darkside - Try for you and your gun to get here before BR does....

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Power is always in the hands of the masses of men. What oppresses the masses is their own ignorance, their own short-sighted selfishness.
- Henry George

I have had this same Racoon on the roof problem since I moved into my home 2 years ago. Let me know how this works out. I need ideas...

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This is my signature...

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From what I know of you and what I know of this raccoon you wouldn't want me as a mediator. You wouldn't get a fair shot.

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You do not talk to me like that! I work too hard to deal with this stuff! I work too hard! I'm an important member of the CSFMB! I drive a Dodge Stratus!

My parents had a raccoon issue. They kept all their garbage in the garage and put something around the house. I don't know what it was called but it suppose to give off the scent of a predator. I'll check.

We have a mouse in the house and possible bee issue that is freaking me out. Good luck.

No such luck Spaulding, mouse = mice. Get an exterminator ASAP. or a ball python. Whatever.

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I've heard that but I don't know. We had our landscaping dug up a few weeks ago and I think we might have wrecked his home so he moved in with us. Don't know if there is more or not. We've never had trouble before.

It's the bees I'm more freaked out by.

we had those fuckers in my attic two years ago, what a fucking headache, at night they would crawl between the walls right next to my head That was the first and only time I seriously considered buying a gun...

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team Mully & Hanley
team Meatpants

I wouldn't subject a cat to this thing unless it was a tiger or lion. An average cat wouldn't stand a chance.

(As for the cops, I'm sure you meant T-Bone. He posted the naughty raccoon....)

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So you haven't met Frank yet?

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"Play until it hurts, then play until it hurts to not play."
http://soundcloud.com/darkside124 HOF 2013, MM Champion 2014

Be careful with those damn raccoons, they can be pretty dangerous. Make sure there is no way they can get into your house. A buddy of mine had one get in his kitchen and did thousands of dollars of damage is just a few mins.

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"He is a loathsome, offensive brute
--yet I can't look away."

Killer V, you know what you have to do...DO IT!!!

it's called coyote urine....any animal smells that and they scoot.

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