HELLO hello
Is there anybody IN there?
Just courtsey if you can hear me
Is there anyone HOME

Cmon, NOW, I hear youre feeling DOWN.
I can tease your brain, get you out of L.A. again
Relax, relax, I need you to smoke this first.
Get the basics back, can you show me the strings on your hips?

There is no color, in your skiiiinnnn.
A distant puff smoke ring on the obrien
You are only wading through the days
Your hips dont move, and I cant get what youre saying

When I was a child, You were funny Irish
My eyes cried like tubes of lube
Now Ive lost that feeling and once again,
I can't explain, you just don't understand,
This is not how you are

YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU have become, uncomfortably irritating.

YOOOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU have become, a different man.

Ok ok, Just a little Andy Richter
There'll be a little more AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHhahahaha
But I still feel a little sick.
Can you Cat Call, cat call, NOW
I do believe you have it in you, still
That would bring you back to the show
Cmon Conan, Do your fans well

There is no color, in your skiiiinnnn.
A distant puff smoke ring on the obrien
You are only wading through the days
Your hips dont move, and your jokes arent funny

When I was a child, I caught the flu from laughter
Out of sheer enjoyment of your soul
I turned to Prime Time and it was gone,
I cannot put my finger on it now
The red has gone, the dream is lost

YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU have become, an american.


-ike south while on WEED

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the world will always the world. your entire existence is defined by your response.

Oh Ike South, you think you can dissect Conan O'Brien with this blunt little song parody?

You know what you look like to me, with your good recreational habits and your cheap posts? You look like a North rube. A well scrubbed, hustling rube with a little taste. Good posts have given some length to your resume, but you're not more than one generation away from poor CSFMB trolldome, are you, IkeSouth? And that identity you've tried so desperately to shed: pure south side meatball. What is your father, son? Is he a retired, abusive police officer? Does he stink of Jameson? And oh, how quickly the board found you...all those tedious, sticky fumblings in front of the computer screen...while you could only dream of getting out...getting anywhere...getting all the way to CSFMB notoriety

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I think you need to put a NOW after that.

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"All crowds boycotting football games shouldn't care who sings or takes a knee because they aren't watching." - Nas

thanks man!

CSFMB Guy- i dont even know who the fuck you are man. sounds like you got some serious jealousy issues.

and it figures, as i wrote that, tonight show is funny as hell tonight. the writing is horrible, so much that conan is doing what he does best- makin chicken salad out of shit.

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All in good nature, IkeSouth, and nothing personal, I assure you...just following along with your theme.

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^^ hell yeah, kathy griffin is awesome

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