Due to Dallas being the Sunday Night Game...this will be 2 weeks in a row that Aikman hasn't done a Dallas game...what will he do?? what will he say???

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There had to be a good reason why they wouldn't be a Cowboys game.

Well, at least Aikman won't be able to use his patented excuse of "I didn't actually watch the Bears game" when he talks to Mully and Hanley next Monday and doesn't know what the hell he's talkin about

Aikman's reliance on "I gotta tell ya" and "I'll tell you what" or something similar in theme is beyond annoying. JUST FREAKING TELL US, YOU IDIOT!

It would make for a great drinking game, but your blood alcohol level would be off the charts before the first commercial break.

"I gotta tell ya, Joe, there were rumors that Lorrie Morgan was a beard..." (allegedly, don't even know the guy)

Youd have to add

"Here's what I believe..."

Aikman is okay but Joe Buck is the worst announcer in sports history.

720AM.

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The only people that hate Joe Buck are jealous hate filled losers.

You would love to sit on his forehead.

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Newsflash: Scientists have recently discovered a new "yy" chromosome, neither male nor female, one that defies all previously known biological research and evidence.

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Compared to Phil Simms, any analyst is outstanding in my book.

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