Ok this "Smart Cookeis" spot reminds me of an SNL skit and runs way too long for my liking. Let's run a spot about how to manage your money while we are in the worst recession in decades. If I had money the last thing I need is 5 bimbos to tell me how to manage it .

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Gee, what do you think they'll say? "Paying interest on credit cards suck. So we use Amex..."

Really?!? Huh

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Maybe you'd have more money if you had managed it properly.

Chris in St. Charles + NSJ = MATCH!

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If you were "Chris from Kenilworth" or "Chris from Lake Forrest" I might of said your right. Chris from "St. Charles"??? Not so much .

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Well, how would you feel about a sports/money based show in a recession? Would that make you happy?

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A sports/money based show in a recession hosted by two guys who were famously ripped off in a Ponzi scheme.

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I agree with the SNL analogy. It reminds me of the old NPR parody with Alec Baldwin. I can't wait to hear these bitches' individual stories they promised.

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"Nobody ever went broke underestimating the taste of the American public." ~ H.L. Mencken

Those women sound like soccer moms. I don't like soccer moms, which means I don't like that commercial.

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"Cowabunga? Cowa fucking piece of dog shit! This game is diarrhea coming out of my dick!"

I hate the bonus cash commercial sung to silver bells.

I swear the second line to the song is "backbone ass".

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Could not agree more on these broke ass biotches

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I don't care for the "Smart Cookies" ad either. It's not just limited to "The Danny Mac Show" and 670 The SCORE for that matter. Other radio stations owned by CBS Radio have been airing that same ad you're referring. If I want cookies, give me Oreos, Chips Ahoy! or those delicious striped cookies made by those Keebler elves...

OMG im so glad it's not just me! I hate these spots all they make me do is PTFB wherever I hear them

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I wondered if you would be allowed to call in on a commercial for WYC. At the beginning of this suckfest, they say that the bimbo's were in over $50,000 in debt. Later on, Whore #3 says "I like Amex because it really aligns with my values. I have to pay my bill in full every month, which is important to me". Ok slutbag, if that's important to you, then how the fuck do you amass your portion of a $50,000 debt!??

Get these whores off my radio right now.

No way they'd let you crap an advertiser no matter how deserving.

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Yeah , the last time Mac did that he got a 5 day unpaid vacation. I think it was a ticket broker sponser he bashed if I remember correctly.

He learned if you suck enough sponser PEE-PEE you get good deals on convertible sports cars he can drive around in with his flowing scarf in tow. Love ya Macker but the scarf thing has gotten a lot of mileage this week .

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Does he wear the scarf and the mustard belt in the tanning bed?

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"Nobody ever went broke underestimating the taste of the American public." ~ H.L. Mencken

they tell you to put EVERYTHING even small purchases on credit cards. they are flat out lying to you, and they think us men will just hear a cute voice, imagine huge boobs and will do whatever they say.

HI THIS IS TOWNSHIT FINANCIAL. ITS NOT ABOUT THE RATE, ITS ABOUT HOW MUCH MONEY WE MAKE OFF YOU EVERY SINGLE MONTH WHILE YOUR PRINCIPAL NEVER DWINDLES.

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Wrong section, and as a denizen of the commercials folder, consider this my official lobby for promoting it to right under Others and Management. Also, managing to poke fun at women and Jews in a thread about money is perversely impressive.

The spots are a little annoying and creepy, and like a lot of stuff that makes amassing and managing wealth seem easy, I'm naturally skeptical. (See also: Rich Dad, Poor Dad, which turned out to be a bunch of fabulism and bullshit.) I don't know enough about finance to parse the details of what they're going for here, but from reading their website, it seems like one of those too-good-to-be-true little Oprah ventures that could probably help a few people here and there, but I also get the feeling that it's going to rope in people who are just smart enough to be dangerous, and wreak havoc on them because they Kinda Do It Wrong. To wit:


Sounds like a whole lot of having one's cake and eating it too. Drudgery and deprivation kinda have to be part of the process. I know there's always a way to game the system, but I can't shake the feeling that this is going to yield a bunch of people who spend money on crap they don't need and end up worse off. Of course, this seems to be an American Express thing, which is a bit more reputable than the usual "Steve's House of Cocktail Napkin Loans" fare on sports talk radio, but again, skeptical.

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Hey,
Monsters in the morning are moving to channell 2 amidst blurbs of traffic,buisness and big Terry Savage talkin money that I don't have and what to do with it,lol.

If I hear the Smart Cookies, David Hockberg or a Central Dupage Hospital commercial I cant change the station fast enough.

I am however a big fan of "you bought season tickets didn't you?"

God Bless you Shark. I don't know if you were intentionally being funny or not, but this little gem gave me a chuckle.

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