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Zanies

Post subject: Harry Teinowitz at Zanies

Posted: Wed Dec 09, 2009 5:45 pm

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You hear him on the radio each weekday.....now see him perform stand-up in a comedy club. ESPN 1000's Harry Teinowitz returns to his stand-up comedy roots and will be the special guest performer at Zanies Comedy Club at 1548 N. Wells Street in Chicago December 15-20. The headliner will be Chicago comedy legend Larry Reeb. For tickets see the link below.

http://www.zanies.com

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crosscheck

Post subject: Re: Harry Teinowitz at Zanies

Posted: Wed Dec 09, 2009 5:46 pm

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We have an "Afternoon Saloon" section?

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Eaglo Jeff

Post subject: Re: Harry Teinowitz at Zanies

Posted: Wed Dec 09, 2009 5:47 pm

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I was hoping the headliner would be Larry Horse.

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Brick

Post subject: Re: Harry Teinowitz at Zanies

Posted: Wed Dec 09, 2009 5:48 pm

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Zanies wrote:

You hear him on the radio each weekday.

No we don't.

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Chris_in_joliet

Post subject: Re: Harry Teinowitz at Zanies

Posted: Wed Dec 09, 2009 5:50 pm

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Harry is one of the reasons I stopped listening to the Afternoon Saloon(the other being Lazy Eye Defalco). Why the hell would I pay to go see him?

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What the hell, I would. Post op is OK right? Right?!?!?!

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A7X

Post subject: Re: Harry Teinowitz at Zanies

Posted: Wed Dec 09, 2009 5:52 pm

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Fucking die spambot!

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CSFMB Guy

Post subject: Re: Harry Teinowitz at Zanies

Posted: Wed Dec 09, 2009 5:54 pm

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We already have a David Spaeda section.

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Baby McNown

Post subject: Re: Harry Teinowitz at Zanies

Posted: Wed Dec 09, 2009 5:56 pm

Isn't there a thread to report spambots?

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A7X

Post subject: Re: Harry Teinowitz at Zanies

Posted: Wed Dec 09, 2009 5:57 pm

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CSFMB Guy wrote:

We already have a David Spaeda section.

That reminds me, Spada sent me Christmas card with a Bulls/Hawks fridge magnet in it yesterday. Anyone else here get one?

Maybe he sees a DUI in my future.

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bigfan

Post subject: Re: Harry Teinowitz at Zanies

Posted: Wed Dec 09, 2009 6:01 pm

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Reeb is really good! So it might actually be worth seeing Harry's 1 minute bit

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Post subject: Re: Harry Teinowitz at Zanies

Posted: Wed Dec 09, 2009 6:07 pm

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By rule, every other Zanie's bill (or any other small comedy club across the midwest) has to feature Uncle Lar

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I never liked that Fixed Glee guy even though he has never done anything to me. If I saw him I would punch him in the face.

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Post subject: Re: Harry Teinowitz at Zanies

Posted: Wed Dec 09, 2009 6:13 pm

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bigfan wrote:

So it might actually be worth seeing Harry's 1 minute bit

I don't want to see him nail his wife.

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Matty

Post subject: Re: Harry Teinowitz at Zanies

Posted: Wed Dec 09, 2009 6:14 pm

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CSFMB Guy wrote:

By rule

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doug - evergreen park

Post subject: Re: Harry Teinowitz at Zanies

Posted: Wed Dec 09, 2009 6:22 pm

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I'd go see Harry if he was at Vernon Hills.

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jimmypasta

Post subject: Re: Harry Teinowitz at Zanies

Posted: Wed Dec 09, 2009 6:23 pm

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Been there,it's a nice place BUT the Schaumburg IMPROV (in Woodfield) is newer and has more space.

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doug - evergreen park

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Posted: Wed Dec 09, 2009 6:24 pm

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they are all pretty small...

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A7X

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Posted: Wed Dec 09, 2009 6:27 pm

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Yeah, most comedy clubs are toilets by nature. Even the famous ones.

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Post subject: Re: Harry Teinowitz at Zanies

Posted: Wed Dec 09, 2009 6:27 pm

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I always preferred the Jukebox comedy club in Peoria back in the college days :puker:

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HOVA wrote:

I never liked that Fixed Glee guy even though he has never done anything to me. If I saw him I would punch him in the face.

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spmack

Post subject: Re: Harry Teinowitz at Zanies

Posted: Wed Dec 09, 2009 6:28 pm

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I've laughed more at the zingers in this thread than I have at any of Harry's jokes.

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CSFMB Guy

Post subject: Re: Harry Teinowitz at Zanies

Posted: Wed Dec 09, 2009 6:30 pm

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spmack wrote:

I've laughed more at the zingers in this thread than I have at any of Harry's jokes.

I've laughed more at Kid Cairo's bad mults than I ever have at Harry's jokes.

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HOVA wrote:

I never liked that Fixed Glee guy even though he has never done anything to me. If I saw him I would punch him in the face.

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spmack

Post subject: Re: Harry Teinowitz at Zanies

Posted: Wed Dec 09, 2009 6:32 pm

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CSFMB Guy wrote:

spmack wrote:

I've laughed more at the zingers in this thread than I have at any of Harry's jokes.

I've laughed more at Kid Cairo's bad mults than I ever have at Harry's jokes.

Harry must really suck then....

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A7X

Post subject: Re: Harry Teinowitz at Zanies

Posted: Wed Dec 09, 2009 6:34 pm

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I hope he does bits about his ill-fated horse ride, and how Curtis Armstrong fucked him out of the role of Booger in ROTN's.

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Post subject: Re: Harry Teinowitz at Zanies

Posted: Wed Dec 09, 2009 6:37 pm

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A7X wrote:

I hope he does bits about his ill-fated horse ride

I wouldn't call it ill-fated, the most entertaining thing that guy ever did was fall off that horse...

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West46thStreet

Post subject: Re: Harry Teinowitz at Zanies

Posted: Wed Dec 09, 2009 6:44 pm

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Chris_in_joliet wrote:

Harry is one of the reasons I stopped listening to the Afternoon Saloon(the other being Lazy Eye Defalco). Why the hell would I pay to go see him?

There was Jimmy and Tommy and me and there was Anthony Spodiel, Frankie Carbone, and there was Moe Black’’s brother Fat Andy, and his guys: Frankie the Wop, Freddie No-Nose. And then there was Pete the Killer (who was Sally Balsa’’s brother) and you had Nicky Eyes ("Hey what's up guy.") and Mikey Franchase, and Lazy Eye Defalco, and Jimmy Two Times, who got that nickname because he said everything twice…

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Post subject: Re: Harry Teinowitz at Zanies

Posted: Wed Dec 09, 2009 6:50 pm

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West46thStreet wrote:

Chris_in_joliet wrote:

Harry is one of the reasons I stopped listening to the Afternoon Saloon(the other being Lazy Eye Defalco). Why the hell would I pay to go see him?

There was Jimmy and Tommy and me and there was Anthony Spodiel, Frankie Carbone, and there was Moe Black’’s brother Fat Andy, and his guys: Frankie the Nut, Freddie No-Nose. And then there was Pete the Killer (who was Sally Balsa’’s brother) and you had Nicky Eyes ("Hey what's up guy.") and Mikey Franchase, and Lazy Eye Defalco, and Jimmy Two Times, who got that nickname because he said everything twice…