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This is pretty entertaining and I agree with every single one of these. That's amazing.

http://insidemovies.moviefone.com/2009/12/08/worst-2000s-movies-top-bad-films-decade/?icid=main|main|dl2|link3|http%3A%2F%2Finsidemovies.moviefone.com%2F2009%2F12%2F08%2Fworst-2000s-movies-top-bad-films-decade%2F


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PostPosted: Sat Dec 12, 2009 1:34 pm 
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Little Nicky wasn't that bad.

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I've only seen 2 of those movies: White Chicks and Boat Trip

This scene alone should take Boat Trip off this list
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Thankfully I haven't seen any of those...with a 5 yr old at home we don't see many grown-up movies any more. Of those that I did see I hated Transformers, Paul Blart: Mall Cop & worst of all...National Treasure: Book of Secrets. :puker:

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PostPosted: Sat Dec 12, 2009 2:17 pm 
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"Speed Racer" is terrible but I imagine it would be unbelievable while trippin'.

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This list could also be titled "Movies Currently Showing on HBO"

Awful stuff.

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I actually kinda liked Little Nicky.

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Why was "Catwoman" even made? :? :? I remember in the 1960s "Batman" TV series, Julie Newmar, Eartha Kitt and Lee Meriwether each played the "Special Guest Villain". What was the deal with Halle Berry, arguably one of the most beautiful women in all of Hollywood, sporting a leather catsuit and trying to make the "Batman" villain good? :? :? Whoever made that movie should've been fired...


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Dont agree with Deuce Bigalow, European Gigolo. Larry the Cable Guy Health Inspector should have been much higher on the list. White Chicks was okay, should have been lower. I kind of liked Freddy Got Fingered, but it deserves to be on the list. Cat in the Hat and Little Nicky were awful.

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I've only seen 2 of those movies: White Chicks and Boat Trip

This scene alone should take Boat Trip off this list
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Thank you Mr. Hernandez. The world could use more Roselyn Sanchez :bom:

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she should be in better movies.


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she should be in porno movies.



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Yeah W_Z, these were all pretty terrible. "Master of Disguise" was the only movie that my wife and I have ever walked out on in the theatre. It was absolutely unwatchable. I've only walked out on 2 in my life (figure I should almost always try to get my money's worth). I walked out on said "M of D" and "Android", an 80's movie. I can't even remember who was in it or what the plot was, I just know that it was BRUTAL!!!

I couldn't help but find a little, ahem....soft spot... for Sharon Stone in Basic Instinct 2. :wink:

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I liked Little Nicky. The other 49 sucked. I could probably come up with quite a few more to add to the list too.

Catwoman, while horrible, is great to look at. Halle Berry's ass in leather pants :alien:

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That indiana jones alien movie should be on there.


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Spaulding wrote:
That indiana jones alien movie should be on there.

Part of me still liked it. I tried to ignore the hokeyness of it all and just enjoy the ride.

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Eaglo Jeff wrote:
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That indiana jones alien movie should be on there.

Part of me still liked it. I tried to ignore the hokeyness of it all and just enjoy the ride.

Dude. Lead lined refrigerator nuclear explosion escapes. Swinging thru trees aided by monkees. Aliens. What. The. Fuck.

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Darkside wrote:
Eaglo Jeff wrote:
Spaulding wrote:
That indiana jones alien movie should be on there.

Part of me still liked it. I tried to ignore the hokeyness of it all and just enjoy the ride.

Dude. Lead lined refrigerator nuclear explosion escapes. Swinging thru trees aided by monkees. Aliens. What. The. Fuck.

I agree, that was all stupid. The worst was going over the falls 3 times and not a scratch. However, I have Lucas/Spielberg blinders on while sipping their kool-aid. :cheese: :oops:

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I agree, that was all stupid. The worst was going over the falls 3 times and not a scratch. However, I have Lucas/Spielberg blinders on while sipping their kool-aid. :cheese: :oops:

I don't know. I guess that Raiders is my favorite all time movie. The second one was pretty bad, but I loved #3. Waited a long time for the new one. Marion returns? Intrigue? No, lameo escape scenes and bad cliches. It's almost like they were mocking us while making that movie. Bleech.

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i cant see the list right now from my phone. Dukes of hazzard and paranormal activity are the two worst movies i can remember seeing this decade tho. Clerks 2 was awful too

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Regular Reader wrote:
Mr. Hernandez wrote:
I've only seen 2 of those movies: White Chicks and Boat Trip

This scene alone should take Boat Trip off this list
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Thank you Mr. Hernandez. The world could use more Roselyn Sanchez :bom:


Damn, every time I look at this array I find a new favorite. Oh well, it's nothing more study won't cure :lol:

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i don't know what you all are talking about this indiana jones movie with aliens? are you sure you're not talking about the choose your own adventure book series? or one of the PC games that came out?

aliens. like that would work...ahahah...man. i'm glad that never got made. you guys are all weird.


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The only movie I have ever walked out on didn't make the list.
Maybe it was really funny and I totally didn't understand it, but
the worst one I saw this decade was Pootie Tang. I left 15 minutes
into it, maybe it got better somehow?

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The Master of Disguise movie makes me laugh, most of the others I haven't seen.

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The only movie I have ever walked out on didn't make the list.
Maybe it was really funny and I totally didn't understand it, but
the worst one I saw this decade was Pootie Tang. I left 15 minutes
into it, maybe it got better somehow?

I wanted to walk out of that movie so badly, but the friend I was with refused to do it. Man, that was brutal.


As for the list, the only movies I've seen on it are "Little Nicky" and "Battlefield Earth." I'd put good money down on "Little Man" actually being the worst on that list, though I'd sooner allow Michael J. Fox perform surgery on me than watch it.

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i cant see the list right now from my phone. Dukes of hazzard and paranormal activity are the two worst movies i can remember seeing this decade tho. Clerks 2 was awful too


I agree on your first two, but cannot agree on the third one. The first 45 minutes of Clerks 2 blew, but after that, it was pretty good. There were some funny (and disturbing) scenes though.

I thought Harold and Kumar go to White Castle 2 or whatever the fuck it was called was horrible. I don't need to hear about cockmeat sandwiches or be grossed out every 5 minutes of the fucking movie. Doogie Howser was the only redeemable part of this shitfest.

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FavreFan wrote:
i cant see the list right now from my phone. Dukes of hazzard and paranormal activity are the two worst movies i can remember seeing this decade tho. Clerks 2 was awful too


I agree on your first two, but cannot agree on the third one. The first 45 minutes of Clerks 2 blew, but after that, it was pretty good. There were some funny (and disturbing) scenes though.

I thought Harold and Kumar go to White Castle 2 or whatever the fuck it was called was horrible. I don't need to hear about cockmeat sandwiches or be grossed out every 5 minutes of the fucking movie. Doogie Howser was the only redeemable part of this shitfest.

I liked Clerks 2 as well, but you're right Dave, that beastiality scene was "puke in mouth" inducing.:puker:

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i cant see the list right now from my phone. Dukes of hazzard and paranormal activity are the two worst movies i can remember seeing this decade tho. Clerks 2 was awful too


I agree on your first two, but cannot agree on the third one. The first 45 minutes of Clerks 2 blew, but after that, it was pretty good. There were some funny (and disturbing) scenes though.

I thought Harold and Kumar go to White Castle 2 or whatever the fuck it was called was horrible. I don't need to hear about cockmeat sandwiches or be grossed out every 5 minutes of the fucking movie. Doogie Howser was the only redeemable part of this shitfest.

I liked Clerks 2 as well, but you're right Dave, that beastiality scene was "puke in mouth" inducing.:puker:


There are worse movies - I almost gave up on it but the weird dude at the restaraunt was awesome, especially when he got drunk at the bachelor party.

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T-Bone wrote:
The only movie I have ever walked out on didn't make the list.
Maybe it was really funny and I totally didn't understand it, but
the worst one I saw this decade was Pootie Tang. I left 15 minutes
into it, maybe it got better somehow?

Wow, is it bad that I thought Pootie Tang was hilarious?

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Eaglo Jeff wrote:
DegenerateDave wrote:
FavreFan wrote:
i cant see the list right now from my phone. Dukes of hazzard and paranormal activity are the two worst movies i can remember seeing this decade tho. Clerks 2 was awful too


I agree on your first two, but cannot agree on the third one. The first 45 minutes of Clerks 2 blew, but after that, it was pretty good. There were some funny (and disturbing) scenes though.

I thought Harold and Kumar go to White Castle 2 or whatever the fuck it was called was horrible. I don't need to hear about cockmeat sandwiches or be grossed out every 5 minutes of the fucking movie. Doogie Howser was the only redeemable part of this shitfest.

I liked Clerks 2 as well, but you're right Dave, that beastiality scene was "puke in mouth" inducing.:puker:



Clerks 2 was great, his next movie was a flop.The only thing that could have made Clerks 2 better for me was some Rosario Dawson nudity. I just love Randall Graves. The interspecies love stuff was one of the best parts , that and goodbye horses.

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