Oh lord. . .

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"He is a loathsome, offensive brute
--yet I can't look away."

I could be way wrong I pictured you as old..and white.

I always feel that saying "some" people would feel a certain way is just a way to disown your own feelings about something. You're cheating Spaulding McGwire.

A person wouldn't say that "some" people would find a person attractive if they, themselves, didn't find that person attractive whether they wish to admit it or not.

But I have lots of crazy theories.

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You know me like that.

Well I would let you see a pic, but I dont want to scare the rest of the board.

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"He is a loathsome, offensive brute
--yet I can't look away."

The Pulse is over!!!!!

You do realize that has sent him off to the bathroom to add to his diminishing sight and the hair on his palms.

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We all have private ails. The troublemakers are they who need public cures for their private ails.- Eric Hoffer

Hearing that usually costs Beardown fifty bucks at BlackJack's.

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You know me like that.

You said a mouthful, Stymie.

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We all have private ails. The troublemakers are they who need public cures for their private ails.- Eric Hoffer

I'm pretty forthright about who and what I find attractive. He wouldn't send me up a tree but I wouldn't go out of my way or turn into the wolf from the Tex Avery cartoon either.

I agree. You are. Which is why I'll chalk this one up to your unconscious mind revealing itself unbeknownst to your own rational thoughts.

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You know me like that.

If someone has eight bosses, then that is one fucked up organization.

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CSFMB 2014 Nascar Pick 'em Champion

We don’t have a trillion-dollar debt because we haven’t taxed enough; we have a trillion-dollar debt because we spend too much. — Ronald Reagan

You don't have different levels?

Whether they know it or not, I have insulted just about everyone on here at least once.

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We all have private ails. The troublemakers are they who need public cures for their private ails.- Eric Hoffer

Being ignorant is not so much a shame, as being unwilling to learn.

Sometimes those insults are a motivation for improvement. Love you, you old coot.

Mac should get Darryl Hawks to fill in for Spiegel next time...

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"Tubby? Oh yes, Tubby."

Obviously it's because they aren't Jewish.

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CSFMB 2014 Nascar Pick 'em Champion

We don’t have a trillion-dollar debt because we haven’t taxed enough; we have a trillion-dollar debt because we spend too much. — Ronald Reagan

some people find you funny.

How do Drinky's good looks sound on the radio?

I was referencing Office space.

But I have 2 managers in my office. Their boss makes hiring/firing pay raise decisions on us. So I have at least 3 people I report to.

I can assure you, my orgainzation is not "fucked up" Its at the top of its industry and survived when most of its competitors folded. Or we bought them.

My checks are signed by a woman Ive never met. She's the President of the company. She visited the office once. I was on vacation that week.

It's ok RFDC...I've been ignored by Woodridge Ryan and a few chicks on facebook...I don't know, I guess I'm not cool.

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I want answers. . .

spmack, you going to give your thoughts from the MMA thing?

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"He is a loathsome, offensive brute
--yet I can't look away."

Ha, ha...pussy!

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O judgment! Thou art fled to brutish beasts,
And men have lost their reason.

I actually saw that coming. Thats a GD staple.

Ill try and redeem myself by getting head from her, if I ever meet her

Yeah, too sleepy right now. I'll be back in about an hour or 2...

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And my opinion also. I like him personally, but his best work is done "on the other side of the glass." There is no shame in that.

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how did this not get more laughs? i thought it was uber clever.

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@audioidkid

I agree. I actually assumed youd get a ton of pats on the back so I held back.

Great stuff Doug.

Looks like Doug decided to pat himself instead....

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This is my signature...

the only douchier word than uber is methinks

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O judgment! Thou art fled to brutish beasts,
And men have lost their reason.

Methinks sounds like a word you'd hear in a Charles Dickens play.

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"Nobody ever went broke underestimating the taste of the American public." ~ H.L. Mencken