THE CLIPPER CHRONICLES



As the snow accumulation in O’Hare reaches two-inches and the February winds keep the temps below freezing, the visiting Los Angeles Clipper will have an even harder time thawing out of their four game losing streak tonight versus the Chicago Bull.

Since leaving the Staples Center on their “Oscar Trip” on East, Mike Dunleavy’s squad has only one win versus five losses. In fact, the Clipper have not even had the lead in their last two games (Minnesota, Cleveland) and have not had the lead in the last 141 minutes of action (10-8 with 8:51 in the 1st quarter versus New Jersey, 1/27/10).

“I agree we’re shitty… I know most of L.A. probably thought the entertainment at the Staples Center would’ve improved after we left town,” Dunleavy said, “But I don’t think we’ve been as bad as that crap Fergie and the ‘Peas were spewing on Sunday night. Hell, I just decided to watch the Pro Bowl instead.”

The Clipper will most likely be without their leading scorer, Wrestling Dude (20.2 / 9.1), is listed as day-to-day with an injured ankle. As much as they suck with him, the Clip are 0-6 without Wrestling Dude in 2009 – 2010 and a laughable, 15 – 67 since 2007 – 2008, making even the most loyal Clipper fan cringe.

It should be a good night for the Bull and their fans as they return to the United Center for the first time since January 15th. The Bull look to push their winning streak to six, and with the Clipper recent trend of allowing 100+ points in their last 3 contests, it appears McDonald’s employees could be in for a long Wednesday of frying-up free promotional Big Macs.

“Shit man, I needed Wednesday off but once my boss took a look at the Bull schedule he said I needed to come in,” McDonald’s cashier Dan Lavin groaned, “I’m hoping Wresting Dude plays and maybe gives the Clipper some interior ‘D’.”

Linda S.

Only IkeSouth can start Bulls game threads.

Bigfan: Please delete this

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this wasn't even that funny...

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@audioidkid

yeah i gotta say my game threads are better because you dont have to have the attention span of a crocodile and the humor of a kelsey grammer.

that said, derrik rose will have a good game tonight, and we wont learn much of anything. i think we got like 5 more easily winnable games too now, so look for that 10 game win streak (or else i kill people)

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the world will always the world. your entire existence is defined by your response.

Do you think Wrestling Dude is going to play, I. South?

Linda S.

im not all down with the lingo. whos wrestling dude?

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the world will always the world. your entire existence is defined by your response.

Taj don't hurt em!

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Does this team play v Sub .500 squads?

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I have none

All I can see is the updating box score but it looks like noah is getting owned tonight.

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That's my purse! I don't know you!

amazingly, deng started out well and fizzled like me tryin to make an orgasm last. not very amazing.

the bulls have the mental head of a 15 year old boy. they came to this game tonight thinking "imma gonna stick my dick in that tonight" and sometime before or after halftime they collectively realized "this pussy is not what i was expecting. what do i do". so, like the teenage mind they are, they popped a luol deng fizzly load where they sleep and you end up with a team thats basically is as good as they think they are (until they think theyre better then the other team, which creates a paradox that i cant get into without psilocybin.)

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the world will always the world. your entire existence is defined by your response.

I was going to break down last nights game, but I think Ike nailed it.

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