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It's official - Heath Ledger is dead

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spanky

Post subject: It's official - Heath Ledger is dead

Posted: Wed Feb 10, 2010 12:37 pm

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He was bangin' a co-ed at NIU this morning after a hard night of Xanax and grain alcohol. There was an earthquake, he panicked, thought it was an Olsen twin coming in - dropped dead on the spot of a heart attack. Way too soon.....

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Darkside

Post subject: Re: It's official - Heath Ledger is dead

Posted: Wed Feb 10, 2010 12:38 pm

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This joke is starting to seriously suck big time.

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spanky

Post subject: Re: It's official - Heath Ledger is dead

Posted: Wed Feb 10, 2010 12:38 pm

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The joke doesn't suck yet - there is still some usable meat on the back end of that thing.

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RFDC

Post subject: Re: It's official - Heath Ledger is dead

Posted: Wed Feb 10, 2010 12:39 pm

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Is there a chance we can charge a $1 tax for all those attending his funeral?

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spanky

Post subject: Re: It's official - Heath Ledger is dead

Posted: Wed Feb 10, 2010 12:40 pm

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RFDC wrote:

Is there a chance we can charge a $1 tax for all those attending his funeral?

I'll give you $2 that says that thing wins the third race.

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Colonel Angus

Post subject: Re: It's official - Heath Ledger is dead

Posted: Wed Feb 10, 2010 1:27 pm

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Darkside wrote:

This joke is starting to seriously suck big time.

Is that a scene from RodeoVann's estate after a visit from to (soon to be) ex-sister-in-law?

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sjboyd0137

Post subject: Re: It's official - Heath Ledger is dead

Posted: Wed Feb 10, 2010 3:57 pm

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