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Pick the Week 11 Douchebag!
Poll ended at Tue Feb 23, 2010 11:30 am
David Spada 15%  15%  [ 3 ]
The National Association to Advance Fat Acceptance 15%  15%  [ 3 ]
My Office 30%  30%  [ 6 ]
The Brand Elmhurst Steve (shouldn’t be surprising) 40%  40%  [ 8 ]
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PostPosted: Fri Feb 19, 2010 11:30 am 
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Good Morning CSFMB! It’s Friday and it’s time to vote for some Douchebags! Last Week, the Original Kid Cairo wrote and starred in the Douchebag of the week poll. He even won, taking more than 50% of the vote. Congratulations TOKC, you’re to be entered into the Douchebag of the Week 1st quarter finals, which mind you are coming up in just two weeks. So there’s that.
Now, onto our current week’s crop of CSFMB nominated douchebaggery. Gentlemen, fasten your seatbelts, ladies, secure your loose articles of clothing, Elmhurst Steve, get your tiny bottle of lube cause here come your nominees:

David Spada: Spada brings out the best in people, assuming they’ve been accused of drunken driving. But for some reason, he inspires some real disdain on this message board. He’s been nominated for douchebaggery by Deacon Blues for posting about his podcasts that “no one” cares about (that’s in the best Boers “No One Cares” tradition too :lol:), and for yammering on about his commercials. I don’t know, Spada send out magnets and t-shirts so he can’t be all bad, but is his constant pimpination too douche for you?

The National Association to Advance Fat Acceptance: Puckhead nominated the Fat Acceptance crowd for comparing Kevin Smith’s too fat to fly experience to Rosa Parks. While we know that there is a certain amount of disdain for the overweight in our culture, we also know that being fat isn’t quite on the same scale as what Rosa Parks went thru. Or is it? Your vote!

My Office: good dolphin is the office beyotch. He brings in all the donuts and sweets and cakes. He’s probably that dude that all the dudes think walks a little too close to the creek. But it’s a nice, kind gesture, and he’d like it returned, if not consistently, maybe just once, you know? Would it kill them to turn off the football game and make some honey sweetened oatmeal cookies with a chocolate kiss melted on top geeze!

The Brand Elmhurst Steve (shouldn’t be surprising): What a surprise. A shit stirring post from spmack. I never thought I would see the day that he’s starting shit on the board too! Weird! Anyhow, Steve was douchebagged for calling out Bruce Levine for asking Frank Thomas about the need to bring more Blacks into baseball. This thread however, appears to have inspired a new mult, and we all know how much we needed that. Elmhurst Steve's douchebagginess shines thru in this thread though, and it's always worthy to read something he says because he's like a psychology experiment or something. Always some kind of mania to pick up from his ravings.

There’s your top nominees from the week. So get your voting whatevers warmed up and click on some of them. Someone is going to the 1st quarter Semi Finals. Who’s it gonna be?

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Kid Cairo...

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PostPosted: Fri Feb 19, 2010 11:34 am 
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Pretty weak week.

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You forgot the option for Rosa Parks, Mike.

:lol:
That's just masterful right there.

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Elmhurst Shreve wrote:
You forgot the option for Rosa Parks, Mike.

:lol: thats awesome

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Yeah RPB is stepping up his game with this one.

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RFDC wrote:
Pretty weak week.



I disagree. I like the light hearted stuff more than the 'Security watching a teen get beat up' or 'School Shooter' stuff. Theres no clear winner here and it could come down to the wire...

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RFDC wrote:
Yeah RPB is stepping up his game with this one.

I wish. That stuff is gold.


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I think I know who it is, but I won't break the 'code'.

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Krazy Ivan wrote:
I think I know who it is, but I won't break the 'code'.

I, too, think its obvious.

But there are two that wouldnt shock me.


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Krazy Ivan wrote:
I think I know who it is, but I won't break the 'code'.


You and spmack always say things like this, but how often are you guys ever right? :lol:

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Hmmm...before I vote, was a steak dinner involved in the douchiness this time? Wouldn't wanna reward the jagoff or anything...


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Krazy Ivan wrote:
I think I know who it is, but I won't break the 'code'.

yeah, I bet the answer is just blinkin away on your answering machine isn't it? :roll:

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Yeah I think Darkside started taking out the killers and rapists from the DB of the week for a while now...they'll always be the clear cut winners.

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RFDC wrote:
Krazy Ivan wrote:
I think I know who it is, but I won't break the 'code'.


You and spmack always say things like this, but how often are you guys ever right? :lol:



All the time, as far as you know...

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RFDC wrote:
Krazy Ivan wrote:
I think I know who it is, but I won't break the 'code'.


You and spmack always say things like this, but how often are you guys ever right? :lol:

They are right 100% of the time. Because they never actually say who they think it is.

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spmack wrote:
Yeah I think Darkside started taking out the killers and rapists from the DB of the week for a while now...they'll always be the clear cut winners.

False. Your nod for Elmhurst Steve is in there.

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Darkside wrote:
spmack wrote:
Yeah I think Darkside started taking out the killers and rapists from the DB of the week for a while now...they'll always be the clear cut winners.

False. Your nod for Elmhurst Steve is in there.



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Darkside wrote:
spmack wrote:
Yeah I think Darkside started taking out the killers and rapists from the DB of the week for a while now...they'll always be the clear cut winners.

False. Your nod for Elmhurst Steve is in there.

You got me. He's definitely killed his brain cells.

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Because they never actually say who they think it is.

Its somebody who really doesn't like Jay Cutler.

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Jay Cutler is black?

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Shhh! Don't tell Shreve!

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spanky wrote:
Because they never actually say who they think it is.

Its somebody who really doesn't like Jay Cutler.

So you've narrowed it down to a few dozen posters?

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They are right 100% of the time. Because they never actually say who they think it is.



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Frank Coztansa wrote:
spanky wrote:
Because they never actually say who they think it is.

Its somebody who really doesn't like Jay Cutler.
I doubt Mac has time to create a mult.

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I wonder if this means that the Great Mult Execution is over now. Hmmmm. I've got some awesome new ideas!

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