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PostPosted: Mon Mar 29, 2010 12:00 am 
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I play in an old man baseball league. One of the cool things is that we get at bat songs for our home games. So, I submit to you, my pantsless friends, what should my song be?

To give you a little background about me: I'm 5'7". I would call myself stocky; you would probably just call me fat. In college I was an all glove, no hit shortstop. Now, with the extra girth, I've added a little pop. That being said, I don't need the song to necessarily be a fit for me. Something ironic would be just fine.

Songs I have used in the past:
-Immigrant Song by Led Zeppelin
-Play that Funky Music White Boy
-Black Betty
-Can't Stop by RHCP

Keep in mind, it's only going to be about 15 seconds worth of the song.

Songs that I've considered doing:
-Immigrant Song again
-Revolution by Kirk Franklin
-Party in the USA

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PostPosted: Mon Mar 29, 2010 12:58 am 
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Gillette - Don't Want no Short Short Man....

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Gillette - Don't Want no Short Short Man....

she was kinda hot if i remember, hockey jersey and little else??

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"El Phantasmo and the Chicken-Run Blast-o-Rama (Wine, Women, and Song Mix)" by White Zombie

(perhaps better known as Lance Storm's ECW entrance music)

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Gillette - Don't Want no Short Short Man....

she was kinda hot if i remember, hockey jersey and little else??

Yep....can't believe she did the unedited version live on some Brazilian show aimed at teens..I guess they really don't know english out there..

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God dammit. The spring break hockey jersey vid is gone.

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Darth Vader theme song.


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I suggested this before but it's timely too.


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for those willie mayes hayes moments... (this would actually be my first choice if i were in the position to choose walk-up music for every home game in an old-man baseball league. MSL? which park?)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JsOjg_X3bIY

i've always wanted to use this:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EkFs9_kytAg

this would out-macho every piece of macho walk-up music ever used:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sQS8N62U2ZA

and this would be, you know...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MK6TXMsvgQg

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DxsZ-CAm ... re=related
This would be an awesome walk out song. It actually might be better for a closer to play during their entrance. Despite the name it doesn't get all profane until about 40 seconds into the song.

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"Hey Bulldog" - The Beatles... duh! :wink:

http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x11tc4_beatles-hey-bulldog-99-remix_music

toad the wet sprocket version

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They're coming to take me away haha
They're coming to take me away
To the funny farm. Where life is beautiful all the time and I'll be
happy to see those nice young men in their clean white coats and they're
coming to take me away, ha-haaa!!!!!

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They're coming to take me away haha
They're coming to take me away
To the funny farm. Where life is beautiful all the time and I'll be
happy to see those nice young men in their clean white coats and they're
coming to take me away, ha-haaa!!!!!

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The first 20 seconds of people = shit by Slipknot is what I would use...

lala link ppl=poop

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Thanks everybody. So far, the top three are: Kashmir, Hey Bulldog, and Imperial Death March.

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Or this, from :14 to :35 seconds.
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x8crsa ... tion_music

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Bulldog Scott wrote:
Thanks everybody. So far, the top three are: Kashmir, Hey Bulldog, and Imperial Death March

The sound you just heard is Zack throwing my dork squad application in the garbage.

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just remember that the Empire lost to a bunch of teenagers and koala bears...

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