Jeff is a piece of shit. Him, Soriano, and Fontenot need to be released asap. Jeff is horrible. He can't develop another pitch, and can't throw strikes.

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Fuck Edwards and Zobrist

Has he recorded an out yet? I want him to leave the game with a divide-by-zero-error ERA.

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Ouch Babe!

jeff some-are-just-not-ready-to-play-in-the-major-leagues...

...sorry. couldn't resist.

You didn't pay him that much. Get him on a flight tonight.

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That's my purse! I don't know you!

Didn't he get something like a 10 million dollar signing bonus?

Well compared to the other salaries they need to dump, his isn't bad. I think he has played out most of that contract too. He has no place on a major league roster. If I am going to watch this team lose then I want to watch them lose with some of the kids that might end up being good. He is never going to be good. He has 1 pitch and can not locate it.

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That's my purse! I don't know you!

Justin Berg throws like he's wasted at a carnival trying to win a stuffed animal for his date.

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and yet he can actually get guys out....i think

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That's my purse! I don't know you!

He's from Wisconsin. Justin Berg is a human manifestation of Summerfest.

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I don't feel so well right now. My happy buzz from the trade yesterday is all gone already.

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When I am stuck and need to figure something out I always remember the Immortal words of Socrates when he said:"I just drank what?"

This Monte the U Guy needs to be introduced to Dan Bernstein. After that, a speeding bus.

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Ha...losers!

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O judgment! Thou art fled to brutish beasts,
And men have lost their reason.

It is 1 game, that is it. No big conclusions can be drawn.

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"He is a loathsome, offensive brute
--yet I can't look away."

Tell that to the Cub marketing department

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O judgment! Thou art fled to brutish beasts,
And men have lost their reason.

You're just jealous that you'll never be as good at anything as the Cubs are at losing.

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You know me like that.

I can conclude that the shark should not be on the roster of any mlb team.

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That's my purse! I don't know you!

Sure you can, doesn't make it a right conclusion though. It is 1 game. Every player and team in the MLB is going to have days like today. It is called baseball.

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"He is a loathsome, offensive brute
--yet I can't look away."

Yes, but I am not judging him on just today. Today is yet another confirmation of his entire body of work. He only has 1 effective pitch and he can't consistently locate it. Z is up and down and his bad day doesn't bother me, but the shark is a lost cause.

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That's my purse! I don't know you!

He has pitched in 47 major league games. That is not a big enough sample size to determine he is a lost cause.

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"He is a loathsome, offensive brute
--yet I can't look away."

If the cubs have a lead, do you want him in the game?

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That's my purse! I don't know you!

That is a completely different topic. Right now, he is not someone I want in a close game. But I am not willing to say that he is a lost cause after 47 games. The dude is young and has a good arm. Give the guy some time.

You are the same guy who if the Cubs cut him loose and he went on to do really good things with another team, you would be bitching about Hendry and Co. letting him go.

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"He is a loathsome, offensive brute
--yet I can't look away."

I'm not that guy. The thing with him is that he has not developed at all. If I saw any signs of progress it would be a different story.

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That's my purse! I don't know you!

Once again, 47 games in the majors.

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"He is a loathsome, offensive brute
--yet I can't look away."

1 fucking game out of 162 & guys are jumping off bridges already? Take it easy...

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CSFMB 2014 Nascar Pick 'em Champion

We don’t have a trillion-dollar debt because we haven’t taxed enough; we have a trillion-dollar debt because we spend too much. — Ronald Reagan

Well yeah, the Cubs are basically gonna allow 2,592 runs this year. I dont think their lineup is good enough to overcome that.

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Fare you well, fare you well
I love you more than words can tell
Listen to the river sing sweet songs
To rock my soul

All this shit could have been avoided if someone hung a dead goat from Harry.

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"Play until it hurts, then play until it hurts to not play."
http://soundcloud.com/darkside124 HOF 2013, MM Champion 2014

Zambrano's 2010 ERA is 54.00 right now.

And Albert Pujols is on pace for 310 HRs, so what?

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